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The inspirational friendship that helped this young gay kid be out and proud | false |
What do you call a crocodile that can't have sex? a reptile dysfunction. | true |
Election results are coming in from warsaw so we'll soon see who's leading the poles. | true |
What do you call a vegetable that's kinda cool? rad-ish. | true |
J.j. abrams pays respect to anton yelchin with moment of silence at 'star trek' premiere | false |
Kate middleton's zara necklace was actually worn by princess beatrice first (photos) | false |
I think i'm developing a taste for foreign films like tokyo drift. | true |
Blind man on his virgin experience with a lady it was a shot in the dark | true |
I'm not saying i hate you but if you were on fire i'd bring sticks and marshmallows. | true |
What do you call a cow with no legs? dismembered | true |
What do you give to an owl who is not being himself? a bowl (b-owl) | true |
Just completed a 0.00 mi run - preceded by 11 oreo cookies #runkeeper | true |
The art of motherhood: the best representation of mothers in art (photos) | false |
Mcdonalds will always have a place in my heart. | true |
I hope if i ever get taken in for questioning there's no algebra. | true |
Queerview: biggest lgbt stories for the week ending july 17 2015 | false |
What do you call bees on halloween? boo bees | true |
Q: what does a king do when he burps? a: he issues a royal pardon. | true |
How to express your truth with honesty and respect (6.4) | false |
Q: when do ghosts have to stop scaring people? a: when they lose their haunting licenses. | true |
You could get a dui from spiked ice cream | false |
Do scientists know how ebola effects white people yet? | true |
Rex tillerson leaves with a shattered reputation and a broken department | false |
7 sci-fi writers predict the future of the olympics | false |
Russian astronauts encounter glitch with earth-watching cameras installed during spacewalk | false |
What do smart blondes and ufos have in common? you always hear about them but never see any! | true |
Every time you say the word turnt a baby gets run over by a smart car | true |
What do black people drive? house prices down | true |
Arkansas' top court says married lesbian moms still not equal on birth certificates | false |
Traveling to vegas with twins? don't panic, you belong to the mommy club | false |
How do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on it. | true |
I bet you $4,567.89 you can't guess how much i owe my bookie. | true |
One tectonic plated bumped into another... sorry my fault | true |
Females on facebook suffer in silence louder than anyone i've ever met in my life. | true |
No one puts baby in the corner: a feng shui guide to nurseries | true |
What's the best time to buy a bird? when it goes cheep! | true |
Wilbur ross says he divested from chinese shipping firm months ago. ethics filings show otherwise. | false |
Summer concert guide for the european backpacker: france | false |
Taylor swift donates $50,000 to baby diagnosed with cancer | false |
Man ran meth lab from retirement home: cops | false |
Carmen carrera and janet mock on lorena escalera, media justice, and 'utmost fabulosity' | false |
Selena's brother posts old video of her covering 'only in my dreams' | false |
What sound does a gordonramseysaurus make? its rawr! | true |
I just dropped a fart that sounded like i got the wrong answer on a game show. | true |
Why are business men's toilet clogged? they gave too many shits | true |
The beard: when young men look like old men | false |
My yard is full of bear traps cos i'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake. | true |
Forget a joke you read on /r/jokes? don't worry, it'll be posted again next week. | true |
How millenials consume news and what the departure of jon stewart means | false |
5 tips to supercharge your gratitude list and infuse your life with joy | false |
The unexpected effect 'pokémon go' had on a boy with autism | false |
How is air like sex? it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. | true |
Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain. | true |
Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? because he always felt defeat. | true |
I once thought i had a japanese friend. but it was just my imagine asian. | true |
What do you say when you are trying to comfort a grammar nazi? there, their, they're | true |
Workplace improvements: how to make your space more enjoyable | false |
I tried alaskan food once. but i wasn't that inuit. | true |
I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in batman v. superman but it's not worth sticking around for. | true |
My grandpa's a total perv my mom told me he had a stroke at my sisters dance recital! | true |
What if mike tyson could use the force? he'd become a kith lord | true |
God loves me even when i don't forward those chain letters | true |
What did the mute say to the priest? nothing | true |
Fsu settles lawsuit over jameis winston rape allegations | false |
Why don't penguins ever get married? they always get cold feet! ^^i'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out. | true |
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gags* | true |
96% of my life is spent trying to figure out when i can get my next nap in. | true |
You know what they say, once you go black... ...you're a single mom | true |
So that’s why airplane engines are so big now | false |
Don cheadle and jimmy fallon just brought back the '80s | false |
What do you get if you cross a phyllis with a christine? a philistine with two mommies ... | true |
Another dad joke dad: guess who i saw today? kid: who? dad: everyone i looked at! | true |
What do asians do when they have an erection? they vote. | true |
Here's your chance to see this gay comedian live before he blows up | false |
Do republicans have amnesia over how they treated merrick garland? | false |
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotopus. | true |
12 unexpected locations of opentable's top 100 scenic restaurants (photos) | false |
And here's the emoji pantone mashup you've been waiting for | false |
Time flies when you wake up at noon. | true |
Maryland lawmakers approve bill to fight drug price-gouging | false |
*getting murdered* omg i have the exact same knives | true |
Do your selfie a favor: 5 tips to manage body image concerns in the age of social media | false |
Reese witherspoon in louis vuitton: look of the day (photos) | false |
Whats a statisticians favourite s club 7 song? reach for the **stats**. | true |
If she calls me cheap one more time i'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11. | true |
20 weddings later, a bachelorette-weary guest has an epiphany - the cut | false |
For christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, i'm a nudist. i haven't worn it yet. | true |
After cancer treatments, patients are blindsided by infertility | false |
Cities and nations must collaborate to fight climate change | false |
Czech homeowners discover sacred item hidden by jews in wwii | false |
Jimmy fallon reads out people's funniest thanksgiving fails | false |
If it's a contest, who wins? brandraising vs. fundraising | false |
Reddit and violent speech: can hate be banned? | false |
Is it possible to eat your way to a cancer-free future? | false |
'comedy bang! bang!' full episode preview of ifc show, featuring guest amy poehler (video) | false |
My hamster died... he fell asleep at the wheel. | true |
Back to school: how to get kids' sleep on track for fall | false |
I like my memes the way i like my freudian slips send dudes | true |
Trump could still use campaign donations to pay himself back $36 million | false |
What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? three on three. | true |
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