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Knock knock who's there? anna anna who? anna partridge in a pear tree! :d | true |
What if superman landed in mexico instead of kansas? he'd be an illegal alien. | true |
Me: shout out to all my homies! homies: stop shouting at us. | true |
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus. | true |
Why does new and improved always end up expensive and shitty? | true |
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon... ...they gave him the cold shoulder. | true |
My granddad has the heart of a lion. and a lifetime ban from bristol zoo. | true |
Here are the ways donald trump has insulted americans more than hillary clinton | false |
Bill maher puts the kennedy vs. reagan debate to rest | false |
Dog who grew up on a chain finally gets a chance to be a puppy | false |
Making life choices: 3 ways to discover your next step (video) | false |
Why did the mummy stop using the internet? he was getting far too wrapped up in it. | true |
It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread. | true |
Why are pedophiles safe drivers? they always slow down in front of kindergartens and schools! | true |
That awkward moment the drug dealer charges you extra for the briefcase. | true |
Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over? | true |
Starbucks and arizona state create a new education pathway | false |
This is the best singing duo at comic-con | false |
What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed? a tater thot | true |
Q: what kind of dog can jump higher than a building? a: any dog. a building can't jump. | true |
Now you can print 3d sex toys at the ups store (probably) | false |
The best places to eat and the best wines to drink in spain | false |
What would the original vamp say to her therapist? | false |
The life of out, proud disco legend sylvester comes back to the stage | false |
Drug-resistant tuberculosis: alarming number of cases worldwide, study finds | false |
Muppet version of bernie sanders is the best political art of our time | false |
Huffpost hill - trump pivoting for real, we swear, really, just trust him, ok? | false |
Why, aren't we plump and perky today crockpot chili | false |
Judge halts razing of miami forest eyed for walmart center | false |
What do you call a vagina's poem? a solliloqueef | true |
I think that's enough coffee. i can hear my cells dividing. | true |
Wu-tang is my favorite 15 person rap group and reaction to a beverage. | true |
Somebody asked me if i was the michelin man. it must be my *at-tire*. | true |
Monorail joke i love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners! | true |
In 2014, republicans are all about 'obamacare,' but dems won't touch it | false |
Do you know how much cocaine charlie sheen uses ? enough to kill two and half a man. | true |
Prince william marriage: new biography claims prince doubted marriage to kate middleton | false |
Elizabeth warren was not pleased with donald trump's economic policy speech | false |
Haven't seen any ufos lately. wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too. | true |
3 reasons your phone is killing your social life | false |
Being gay: how books and reading saved my life | false |
Help! i don't want my groom's ex at our wedding! (i say: get over it!) | false |
Why wasn't jesus any good at math? because he always seemed to get hung up on addition. | true |
Why does gordon ramsay always use a condom? because he should not be fucking raawww!! | true |
Why arent there any socialist entrepreneurs? seriously i dont know..... | true |
Jessica hart should always wear crop tops (photo) | false |
10 common-sense suggestions for making peace, not war | false |
Russell simmons joins pledge to provide one million water bottles to flint | false |
Lmao at people who 'play devil's advocate' like lucifer doesn't already own all the lawyers. | true |
Sean lennon thanks michelle obama for inspiring his style during yoko ono's birthday (photos) | false |
Chef roy choi soups up instant ramen with american cheese (video) | false |
Attorneys general from 16 states condemn trump immigration order | false |
30 days of lgbt holiday giving: give a gift to raiseachild.us | false |
What you need to know about zika virus | false |
John oliver warns france: 'don't ‘f**k up' and elect a french trump | false |
Health and longevity: chalk it up to mind | false |
What's whitney houston's favorite type of coordination? hand eyeeeeeeeeee | true |
Sexual freedom party to be held in park where george michael cruised for sex | false |
Common shares his 'supreme love to black women' with mini-documentary | false |
Have you ever smelled moth balls? how did you get those tiny little legs apart? | true |
My neighbor named his dog rolex... he's a watch dog. | true |
Democrats' letters ask for answers about trump's conflicts, ethics and michael flynn | false |
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing i need. | true |
The one thing you need for positive change | false |
Having a traditional columbus day. headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them. | true |
What did the blind, def and mute kid get for christmas? cancer | true |
Huffpollster: bernie sanders won west virginia, but it doesn't matter | false |
This is what trump's immigration crackdown is doing to school kids | false |
How many people can ride on a bird? toucan. | true |
With 'welcome to me,' kristen wiig dons her newfound indie crown | false |
If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in braille | true |
Here's an awesome way to explain 'privilege' to children | false |
Panda cam: explore.org launches live hd video of giant panda bear cubs for earth day (live video) | false |
Why are chickens never virgins? a: because when they're born they get laid. | true |
Dorian harris stole beer from a corner store, so the clerk shot him dead: police | false |
What do you call an angry gay guy? oxymoron. - i will see myself out | true |
Dennis kucinich files paperwork to run for ohio governor | false |
What to see in cleveland before rioters burn that motherf****r down | false |
What is a bacteria's other favorite dish? the petri dish! | true |
Baking yeast: a guide to the different types | false |
Do you like puns? then i'll pun you in the face! | true |
Jewish woman and muslim man pray, comfort each other at manchester memorial | false |
A marriage of two languages: my journey on embracing both english and spanish | false |
Hi my name is, rick harrison and this is my pawn shop. | true |
Saudi crown prince's claims about gender equality don't add up | false |
Sisqo's 'last dragon' will serve as singer's return to music | false |
Why are orphans bad at baseball? because they can never find home | true |
Israeli cabinet approves first west bank settlement in 20 years | false |
Crimped hair makes an unexpected comeback on the head of jennie garth (photos, poll) | false |
Trump’s first sotu includes the typical falsehoods, avoids the typical insanity | false |
Lamar odom enters rehab nearly one year after collapsing in brothel | false |
To whoever stole my copy of microsoft office: i will find you.. you have my word. | true |
I bet you that michael j. fox was just shaking in anticipation for this day. | true |
Dennis hastert to plead guilty in hush-money case, attorney says | false |
Daniel radcliffe gets called out for using 'harry potter' time-turner | false |
What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora? m'laria | true |
Heart-healthy grain, greens, beans and sweet potato casserole with benefits | false |
Please enjoy this animated history of tina fey for her 'snl' return | false |
Stretch armstrong takes on a hydraulic press and meets his match | false |
What's the difference between au jus and a jew? au jus is boiled but a jew is baked. | true |
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