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I'm so good at making chinese food, i can do it with my eyes closed. | true |
*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes* | true |
You ever heard the joke about the sandwich?.... ...i heard it was full of bologna | true |
Widow of former nfl player who died in combat rebukes donald trump | false |
Racist jokes are like a suicide bomber they really clear the room. | true |
Calling all manifestation junkies -- how to deal with things that suck | false |
Washington needs to be shaken up so the next generation of americans can get a fair shake | false |
Wreckage of cargo ship lost during hurricane joaquin believed to be found | false |
Think you know what 'fat' means? you should listen to this dude's definition. | false |
In episode iii, why did obi wan not finish anakin off after their duel? because anakin was unarmed. | true |
Anyone else bite their bottom lip and make a noise when inserting your headphone plug? me neither. | true |
I want that damn you are still together? relationship! | true |
What did jay-z call beyonce before they got married? feyonce | true |
Reggae band i've just started playing triangle in a reggae band. i just stand there and ting. | true |
Casey neistat records journey to new york for foursquare co-founder's wedding | false |
Why we must not forget black women are victims of police brutality, too | false |
What you need to know about the iran nuclear negotiations | false |
The duchess of cambridge's black lace dress is clearly part of a pattern | false |
Not even harry styles can keep his hands out of his own hair | false |
I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on youtube. | true |
I like my comedy how i like my milk..... dry. | true |
Why sports mean so much to families today: the good, the bad and the ugly | false |
What you can do now to get a bigger tax refund next year | false |
Why do bees stay in their hive during winter? swarm. | true |
Bartender: what can i get you? me: drunk | true |
What your favorite hot sauce says about you | false |
What's a roosters favorite sport? professional cock soccer. | true |
An open letter to rick perry, u.s. energy secretary nominee | false |
'letterscapes' by anna saccani puts typography in the spotlight (photos) | false |
'gone girl' trailer shows anticipated adaptation in new light | false |
Is my wife dissatisfied with me? a tiny part of me says yes.. | true |
Im not trying to brag or anything, but i just got invited to play candy crush on fb | true |
Democrats see social security as edge in tight senate races | false |
Jesus??? nah, vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms. | true |
In jerusalem, recent violence is measured by a long history | false |
Why is it called reading a book and not paper view? | true |
I think im gonna be a comedian coz my life is a joke :) | true |
Jay leno reworks old proverbs, zings donald trump in the process | false |
Sluts should be called humpty dumpty because first they get humped then they get dumped. | true |
I on beauty: chapter 13 -- new year renewal favorites | false |
What's white and smells like black paint? white paint | true |
Boss: you need to work on your puncuality. me: sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. boss: ....? | true |
I recently got fired from a calender factory all i did was take a day off | true |
Success in 2013 with a new year's sleep resolution | false |
Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue... ...the stakes are always just too high | true |
Christian bale speaks out on aurora 'dark knight rises' shooting | false |
'mindy project' costume designer: those are some beautiful, custom-made scrubs | false |
Thanks bode, for letting us see a grieving brother cry | false |
Til why it is called a brazilian wax. because they cut down the forrest. | true |
What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey? a meringueutan | true |
Why does garfield hate mondays? he doesn't have a job. | true |
Why do the horses hate the jockey? because he's a horse racist. | true |
How far have we come? attending the women's march as a trans woman | false |
Daniel henderson, gay airman, still fights for military benefits after dadt repeal | false |
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 29 | false |
New gene wilder portrait proves he really is the 'candy man' | false |
Supporters wish president final farewell at ‘thanks, obama' event | false |
What's the difference between reddit's ceo and hitler? there's no l in pao. | true |
On spotify, taylor swift, and making a living as an independent musician in the digital age | false |
Britain's new pm may assembles brexit team with big job for johnson | false |
Clinton campaign thinks james comey is partially responsible for trump's win | false |
Why skinny jeans keep you from being happy | false |
An andrew dice clay-esqe bit there was an old lady who swallowed a fly. she made $50. | true |
Volkswagen cars aren't the only ones releasing more pollutants than they should | false |
These digital meditation tools can be your gateway to a calmer, more effective life | false |
I’m a travel blogger, and this little-known island is truly heaven on earth | false |
Apartment therapy's small, cool contest features a stunning tiny space (photos) | false |
A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos. | true |
Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? they have enough on their plate already. | true |
Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it she says, that's a dick move | true |
What do you get when you put a knife in a babys ass? a hard on | true |
What did one orphan say to the other? robin, get the batmobile! | true |
Knock knock joke knock knock. who's there? barbie. barbie who? bbq chicken | true |
How seriously does your nonprofit board take the matter of ethics? | false |
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? ...you can't milk a cow for a decade straight. | true |
My wife told me i needed to slow down on the alcohol... ...or better yet, stop driving altogether. | true |
If a girl texts you back k check all your previous messages to see where you fu*ked up. | true |
Which strip club does obama go to? the illuminaughty | true |
Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together. | true |
Stephen a. smith had an on-air temper tantrum over kevin durant leaving okc | false |
Professional liars haven't done an honest days work in their life | true |
I won't visit /r/aww its nothing but kitty porn | true |
What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? the cheese and crust. | true |
Muslim: i do not eat bacon. jew: i do not eat bacon. me: i will have their bacon. | true |
No, no his nose was a bit more avant-garde than that. his eyes suggested he'd lost a ladder. | true |
Clery center, started by parents of murdered student, opposes safe campus act | false |
Young thug to donate money from nyc show to planned parenthood | false |
Lizzie velasquez, born without adipose tissue: 'maybe you should stop staring and start learning' | false |
Haile thomas, 12-year-old chef, 'rachael vs. guy: kids cook-off' contestant, at sunday dinner | false |
Necrophilia... there's nothing like cracking open a cold one. | true |
What did the mortician say to the corpse? we're gonna need more lube. | true |
Some of you take selfies from so close up, i'm beginning to wonder if you're a t-rex. | true |
How do you blind fold an asian? you put floss over their eyes! | true |
Drive-by shooters open fire on car, killing toddler | false |
Why couldn't the lesbian jew hook up during passover? she had a yeast infection | true |
Photos from ecuador show devastation after the deadly earthquake | false |
This gop lawmaker just spent 90 minutes getting yelled at by constituents | false |
Do i look like a fan to you? because you seem so much cooler when i'm around. | true |
Webmd's slogan should be it could be nothing.. but its probably cancer. | true |
11 reasons you should drink coffee every day | false |
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