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Here's what it'd be like if 'full house' was 'true detective' | false |
I love to give homemade gifts. which one of my kids do you want? | true |
This amazing young man advocates for other foster youth and lgbtq people | false |
Hawaii introduces bill to ban gay conversion therapy | false |
What's the difference between one direction and futurama there's only one bender in futurama | true |
Don't sweat it -- my lifelong love/hate relationship with exercise | false |
*throws keys at nearest sober person* drive me home peasant | true |
Trump is trying to use bill clinton to get out of a defamation lawsuit | false |
Say goodbye to 2014 with the contrarian's guide to hating everything | false |
My school janitor is a part-time pianist. he has 88 keys. | true |
I'm hung like a baby boy. about 20 inches long, 14 inches around, weighs about 9 pounds. | true |
Why so many older unemployed workers can't find a job | false |
It has taken me years to understand what it means to be latino | false |
Here's how a former nba prospect found out his career was over | false |
Here are the travel destinations everyone was searching for in 2016 | false |
Ellie kemper adorably announces pregnancy on 'the tonight show' | false |
What is a female genitals favorite slide to slide down at the playground? the fallopian tube! | true |
Isaac newton was the pride of the family until his great great grandson fig was born. | true |
Joke of the month what do you say when people tell you june is already over? | true |
Caught myself staring into the medicine cabinet like i do with the refrigerator. | true |
I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before i realised it was their opening hours. | true |
Google now shows wait times for restaurants and grocery stores | false |
What do you call a muslim man's fifth wife? harambae | true |
Why did negan watch arrested development? someone told him there were two lucilles | true |
What would a reddit restaurant be called? chooters | true |
Girl adjusts her bra. and no one cares but when a guy adjusts his everybody loses their mind. | true |
I know a woman who owns a taser... let me tell you, she's stunning! | true |
Who is the funniest american politician? hillarious clinton | true |
Donald trump and hillary clinton are in a car. the car crashes. who survived? *america.* | true |
What did one orphan say to the other? robin, get the bat mobile. | true |
Because its action precedes its cause. why did the tachyon cross the road? | true |
I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum but i realized it sucked. | true |
How much does automail cost? an arm and a leg. | true |
What made 'the bachelor winter games' such irresistible tv? | false |
Peaches, plums, cherries and more: 10 sensational stone fruit recipes | false |
Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers? because they literally can't even. | true |
Damian aspinall's daughter, tansy, plays with gorillas in controversial video | false |
Huffpollster: trump supporters say they'll have his back in disagreements with republicans | false |
U.s. senators ask trump to stop being terrible for women | false |
I was going to be an operatic singer before they threw me out of the hospital. | true |
Teacher -what does coincidence' mean? student funny, i was just going to ask you that. | true |
Abortion providers are too scared to even talk about security | false |
Syrian opposition activist and her daughter murdered in istanbul | false |
Advertising taught me that hair conditioner makes you move in slow motion. | true |
A red dress for spring: from the stylelist network | false |
Why does anal porn never have a good plot? too many loose ends. | true |
What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? bisexual. | true |
What do women and werewolves have in common? (offensive) they both go berserk once every month. | true |
No matter how nice your kids are... ..german children are kinder. | true |
Taste tested: the best store bought frozen chicken fingers | false |
Recovery 2.0: yoga and meditation for people in recovery from addiction | false |
What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? feminem. | true |
How to create a consistent style from wedding ceremony to reception | false |
I don't trust bonsai trees. they are a little shady. | true |
Isis crucifies 8 rebel fighters, according to human rights group | false |
What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the olympics? she has it bronzed. | true |
Hillary and trump in a plane, plane crashes. who survives? america | true |
What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? an udder disaster | true |
Delightful vintage photos of women in trees are what you need right now | false |
Incest a game the whole family can play. | true |
Life's most terrifying 10 seconds: being held hostage in the corner of the shower by cold water. | true |
10 most expensive cities to buy a home: 24/7 wall st. | false |
What is sean connery's favorite dish? a seizure salad. | true |
... q.) why would a blonde wear green lipstick? a.) because red means stop. | true |
Immigration reform: congress won't vote? a changing electorate will | false |
What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic? about halfway | true |
Perhaps chanel should have thought twice about this obscenely priced boomerang | false |
My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...so i packed her things and left. | true |
Moms, it's time to take back the birthday tiara! | false |
Did you hear about the bird that lost all of its feathers in a volcano? it was moltin'. | true |
G.o.p. chief discourages rule changes that seem to block donald trump | false |
3 roasted cherry cocktails to keep your summer spirits high | false |
It's homosapiens, not heterosapiens. it's the bi-ble, not the straight-ble. | true |
Sleeping beauties: 5 ways to protect our girls | false |
If trump really cared about the working class, puzder never would've been nominated | false |
4 ways mindfulness transforms your life -- just like the seahawks! | false |
What did one tonsil say to the other? get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night. | true |
Transgender kids take center stage in stunning, empowering photo series | false |
I drank way too much yesterday and took the fattest girl home. i ended up hammered and waisted. | true |
What happened when i stopped complaining for two weeks | false |
6 stellar summer patios in the u.s. (photos) | false |
Next month on the 13th, the date will be 13/13/13. | true |
I named my daughter dagstorp after where she was conceived (ikea sofa) | true |
Jared-ivanka 'ethics' lawyer helped pharma weaken opioid enforcement | false |
Why do astronomers eat steak before skywatching? they're hoping for meatier showers | true |
It's impossible for two dudes to ride one motorcycle without it looking romantic... | true |
Did you hear about that promising new male porn star? his studio described him as up and cumming. | true |
The bloody olympics: not all brits are happy about the games (video) | false |
The big education races to watch on election day | false |
Divorce causes: could your own divorce cause friends and family to split? | false |
Knock knock who's there ! census ! census who ? census presents for christmas ! | true |
What do you get when you go to a concert in paris? shot. | true |
What the justice department finds when it investigates city police is truly disturbing | false |
Moving the needle forward on women's rights in afghanistan | false |
Erdogan reasserts power over ak party weeks after controversial referendum | false |
Rooney mara goes dark and sheer on the red carpet... again (photos) | false |
Year-end roundup: in 2016, the world passed the tipping point into a perilous new era | false |
An open letter to my daughter on her first date | false |
Did you know bathtub backwards is still bathtub? it's not, but for a second there you believed me. | true |
Oh look, kylie jenner maybe cut her hair again | false |
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