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Why is rosie o'donell fat? because she likes to eat out! | true |
Why did cyclops close his school? he only had one pupil. | true |
I learned how to train my cat to go woof all it takes is petrol and matches. *wooooooof* | true |
Yo mama so poor she still has her daddy genitals | true |
Harrison ford remembers 'brilliant, original' friend carrie fisher | false |
Girls are like dead babies... there's several in my basement | true |
My favorite genre on netflix is watch it again | true |
How do you kill a vampire from the south? with a chicken fried stake | true |
Twitterverse in tumult after trump meme-maker apologizes, cnn accused of blackmail | false |
Where do you get frogs eggs ? at the spawn shop ! | true |
Simple truth to a richer, deeper, lasting relationship | false |
What do you call a black guy surrounded by 5 white guys? toby | true |
What is the highest form of flattery? a plateau | true |
This woman never felt 'good enough' to wear a bikini -- until now | false |
What are the greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? euros! | true |
Karl rove doubles down on hillary clinton health comments | false |
Changed grandma's email signature to merry christmas, ya filthy animal! | true |
'stockbroker's bible' just told oil industry to accept its demise | false |
Flyers, capitals fight: goalies ray emery, braden holtby brawl caps melee (video) | false |
I don't get what's up with black friday. all fridays matter, guys. | true |
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. | true |
Look at these stunning photos of the 'blue dragon' | false |
Your word is 'arrogance' can you use it in a sentence? of course i can, don't be stupid | true |
A stay-at-home dad's thoughts on sheryl sandberg's lean in | false |
What's the greatest gift you can give? time? money? | false |
What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary? a joint venture. | true |
District attorney intimidates oregon citizen seeking open records | false |
What do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? pie rate! | true |
Girl logic isn't, in fact, logical at all | false |
What did the little chinese boy get for christmas? rice. | true |
Militia fighters decapitate 40 police officers in congo | false |
Colin cowie weddings: bridal guru answers your family-related questions | false |
My wife ran away with my best friend. i really miss him. | true |
What do dads say when they see someone peeing? european. | true |
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink! | true |
This quirky congressional rule change could slash entitlement spending | false |
Why did the eskimos have to stop partying? because they ran out of natural light | true |
I was accused of sexual harassment but i couldn't of. because her ass meant nothing to me. | true |
Prince harry to pose for playgirl? mags would offer him $1 million | false |
Evan rachel wood nose piercing caught on tape (video) | false |
What's nigel thornberry's favorite band? the smashing pumpkins. | true |
Eva longoria and other straight stars pose as gay couples to show 'love is love' | false |
What idiot called it british conjoined twins and not chapstick? | true |
Race in america: changing reality by facing it | false |
I bought a female horse around 10pm what a night mare | true |
What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there? a labracadabrador | true |
World on brink of landmark climate agreement in paris | false |
Silicon valley billionaire linked to gawker lawsuit once gave big to press freedom | false |
Fall table ideas that will instantly make your home cozy (photos) | false |
Ate too much salad today so i'm going on an oreos cleanse tomorrow. | true |
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? it got stuck in a crack. | true |
Of moocs and technology: why true education is not content delivery | false |
India and russia sign energy and defense deals worth billions | false |
Cool, gutsy sally yates is the new queen of the twitterverse | false |
Kitten born with twisted arms and legs finds a mom who knows she’s perfect | false |
Turkey is now more likely to generate refugees than host them | false |
What pittsburgh can teach the rest of the country about living well | false |
President obama saves flotus from a marilyn monroe moment | false |
Jamie dornan reveals 41 hilarious ways the irish say they're drunk | false |
Would a cosplay of the hunchback of notre dame be called... ... a quasi-quasimodo? | true |
Those glasses really do make you look more dignified. respectacles | true |
This music festival is helping to combat anti-lgbt discrimination in nc | false |
Starbucks will soon sell booze in thousands of stores | false |
6 budget destinations where you can stretch your travel dollar | false |
Knock knock who's there ! callum ! callum who ? callum all black ! | true |
Haha whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:} | true |
The real-life places behind your favorite desktop backgrounds revealed | false |
How did harry potter get down the hill? by walking...... jk rowling | true |
I hate people who make cancer jokes. they have no sense of tumor. | true |
My perennial favourites always seem to come back year after year. | true |
On a scale of 1 to osama... how good was the hiding spot? | true |
Seattle ushers in $15 minimum wage amid national debate | false |
Why did contraception stop being common ground in the abortion wars? | false |
Why did macdonald's ban tumblr? because they don't serve trans-fats. | true |
Why do men die before their wives? because we want to! | true |
Russian strike kills 3 turkish soldiers in syria | false |
Paul feig clears up that leslie jones ‘ghostbusters’ controversy | false |
A conversation with decorator and author charlotte moss | false |
My favorite mythical creature is the honest politician | true |
I went to a dinner party for anorexics. there was an all-you-can't-eat buffet. | true |
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? to keep their hats pointed. | true |
I hate two types of people... haters and hypocrites. | true |
Republican voters aren't too happy with their party right now | false |
This program is empowering young latinas to follow their dreams | false |
Cheese and schizophrenia -which cheese is schizophrenic? -halloumi | true |
At&t agrees to buy time warner, in principle | false |
13-year-old girl composes song based on hillary clinton's concession speech | false |
Not that i hate you.. but i'll unplug your life support to charge my phone | true |
One man including myself thinks i am funny. i came up with this a minute ago. | true |
Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter. | true |
Women i sleep with get so weird when i ask them to sign the guestbook. | true |
If you hate yourself, just drink alcohol like an adult; there's no need to vote for trump. | true |
What's the most common blood type among drummers? heroin. | true |
11-year-old kills missouri teen in murky home shooting | false |
20 homes that look like faces, with expressions from happy to mildly peeved (photos) | false |
Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket? | true |
Lights go on -- part ix -- your essence... | false |
I was once kicked out of fat camp for being a little debbie downer. | true |
Koch network spent nearly $400 million in 2015 | false |
4 things psychologists do every day to feel happier | false |
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