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How elaine chao's labor department failed to protect low-wage workers | false |
I'm pretty great with money. folks keep calling me and telling me my accounts are outstanding. | true |
Why did the spy cross the road? because he never really was on your side. | true |
Why doesn't a duck wear underwear? because their pecker's on their face. | true |
'the girl on the train' is gripping, even if you know the plot twist | false |
Never trust a bernie to manage your finances... the last one i knew madoff with all my money. | true |
Td bank issues counterfeit money without a refund: report | false |
Donald trump distorted lots of facts when speaking about the orlando shooting | false |
5 things you didn't know about 'the west wing,' according to dulé hill | false |
You guys wanna hear a nice joke? nevermind it's probably too soon. | true |
Huffpollster: a 'seismic shift' among voters may have won cruz the caucus | false |
Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you're smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too. | true |
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. | true |
These phone notifications could actually change your kid's life | false |
Sharing 'cute' naked photos of your kids online: just don't | false |
It would be cheaper if they used oak instead of silicone in boob jobs.. wooden tit? | true |
Teen who filmed texas pool party cop: 'when he pulled his gun, my heart dropped' | false |
How to protect yourself from being hit in the gut by the two-by-four called 'love' | false |
What type of writing is the most profitable? a ransom note. | true |
Man accused of killing firefighter was mad over traffic delay: police | false |
Hillary clinton cruises to easy win in arkansas primary | false |
Robin van perise goal: manchester united striker scores golazo vs. swansea (video/gif/photos) | false |
Woman perfectly breaks down why she's not 'just' a nurse | false |
Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? he woke up | true |
I'm writing a story about a pirate who sells corn... it's about a buccaneer. | true |
Minecraft releases a new movie critics say its a block buster! | true |
President obama inauguration 2.0: share your memories from 2009 and hope for 2013! | false |
Kim davis asks appeals court to let her refuse to issue marriage licenses | false |
I didn't safely eject my flash drive and now my dog is dead | true |
3 new york city jewish organizations received threats this week | false |
The best brunches in 14 cities across the u.s. | false |
Why did sandra fall off the swing? because she has no arms. knock knock. who's there? not sandra. | true |
What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? disaster. | true |
Tiger woods penalty, two-stroke violation leads to pairing with sergio garcia (video) | false |
What does a lesbian couple do for fun while they're having their periods? fingerpaint! | true |
Study shows lost sleep may add weight in kids | false |
I wrote a ricky martin joke, but it was gay. | true |
Natasha rothwell on 'insecure,' representation and her space in comedy | false |
Love is like peeing yourself everyone can see but only you feel the warmth. | true |
I think i'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward. | true |
I tried to make belt out of watches... ...but it was just a waist of time. | true |
Why don't vampires like steak? because it's bad for their heart. | true |
This is blatant click bait... come on, turn this purple, i know you want to... | true |
What do you call a hooker's fart? ... ... a prosti- toot! | true |
Spiders always act like they know some big secret but they don't know shit. | true |
What do you call a frozen hamburger? a ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself. | true |
There they go again making excuses for the paddocks | false |
A baltimore activist is working to curb violence by speaking directly to the community | false |
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. | true |
What do the wage gap and the story of hercules have in common? they're both myths. edit: spelling | true |
This ad hilariously shows what happens when you instagram your food | false |
Pooping is just like game of thrones. you either win or you die. | true |
Me: babe will you love me when i'm old & fat. wife: i sure do. | true |
I bet there is just a lot of awkward silence after a mime orgy. | true |
Internet enjoys sarah sanders' claim that trump is 'the best negotiator at the table' | false |
Technology in the classroom: the good and bad | false |
What kind of music do balloons hate the most? pop music. | true |
My ceramics teacher was excellent. day after day, she was always kiln it. | true |
What's a chinese chicken's favorite vegetable? buock choi | true |
Advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden | true |
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. baa-dum-tss | true |
Michael che dismisses kanye west's entire slavery narrative with a single word | false |
Stephen colbert insults a billy goat, scaring cubs fans everywhere | false |
The no. 1 country to visit in 2018 if you’re on a budget | false |
'teen mom' star maci bookout gives birth to a baby girl | false |
Real women don't wish their enemies would die, just that they'll get fat. | true |
5 great hotel apps in the palm of your hand | false |
Rubio supporters get in a scuffle with a 'rubiobot' | false |
What did the canadian reddit user say? ehhhhh lmao | true |
Philip chism raped teacher colleen ritzer before killing her: prosecutors | false |
Jokes are like topsoil i make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit. | true |
*me looking in refrigerator* freezer: hey buddy my ice are up here | true |
Diy renovation lead to major price cut in security deposit and a sweet home (photos) | false |
I hate this place, as soon as i find my clothes, i am leaving. | true |
Pope francis addresses president obama and guests at white house (full transcript) | false |
What is worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust | true |
He: is this love or what? she: what. | true |
7 honest mistakes that can get you fired | false |
What is juan's favorite book to read? tequila mockingbird | true |
Queue etiquette: don't be out of line -- stay in line | false |
I've never liked barnacles, but since i moved to the harbour they've started to grow on me. | true |
Co-sleeping and sids: risk is increased when infants sleep with parents | false |
For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns! | true |
America perez -garcia's gps guide for moving on | false |
Have trouble sticking to your workouts? here's how to make them permanent. | false |
Supermarket has the best response to complaint about dead worm | false |
What do you call trump and hillary buried up to their necks in sand? progress | true |
Google 'fun facts,' and reduce your productivity immediately | false |
What do terry fox and adolf hitler have in common? neither one of them could finish a race. | true |
I'm hungry. except for anything you made. there's no way i'm eating that. - kids | true |
The fda is banning trans fats because they're bad for you... but oj has actually killed people! | true |
Bill maher on mass shootings: 'we're not gonna do anything because both parties love guns!' | false |
What does shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? out, out, damned spot! | true |
No i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing at what i think of you. | true |
Stole a bunch of extra long q-tips from the doctor. who wants to party? | true |
What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas? nebola | true |
Trump invokes john kelly's late son in continuing to swipe at obama | false |
Stranger turns woman's epic photoshopped vacation into reality | false |
Burn victims never travel alone they always stick together | true |
The enlightened spouse -- how self-growth can wreck a marriage | false |
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