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Abdul the indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. on the dot...... | true |
What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and mexican food? explosive diarrhea | true |
Now that there are no phone booths anymore superman just changes in abandoned blockbusters. | true |
I got in trouble with a band recently... when i had the audacity to edit their music. | true |
A night of sequins, style and sass in nyc | false |
What is a baby bee? a little humbug. | true |
What do you call a soviet ruler dancing on a cracker? putin on the ritz. *ba-dum tsh* | true |
How do you fix a broken website? with stick e-tape. | true |
My ex is like hurricane katrina... she fucked new orleans too. | true |
Jennifer lopez, casper smart: singer gushes about relationship with 25-year-old boyfriend | false |
Of course there was a secret in that big 'star wars: the last jedi' cameo | false |
Would you buy a $1 airfare? congress may be about to | false |
Tennessee patient treated during 2012 meningitis outbreak has relapse | false |
What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit roll up. | true |
A man walks into a bar... and his name is john cena | true |
J.j. abrams reveals lupita nyong'o's 'star wars' character's backstory | false |
'guggenheim' painting shown to be fake with help of 'bomb peak' technique | false |
I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me. | true |
I like it when i open a document and my monitor says word. and i'm like, yo. | true |
Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on january 5? because he knows how to reduce fractions. | true |
What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? the wheelchair | true |
What's for dinner dad? *wookie steak.* is it any good? *a little chewy* | true |
Survey says one-fifth of uk couples leave their wedding rings at home | false |
I'm reading a book about poltergeists. it's a real page turner. | true |
Knock knock who's there ! brent ! brent who ? brent out of shape ! | true |
What we know about rinat akhmetshin, the lobbyist who met with donald trump jr. | false |
What does jared and a piece of jewelery have in common? they both come in small packages | true |
Country living appraises a 1950 doily stretcher: what is it worth? | false |
When i die, i want my ashes scattered in front of the tv. | true |
Iphone 6 for $900 or a ski mask for $1.99.. your choice | true |
Amazing and touching military photos from april 2015 | false |
I wonder if tap dancers.... look at a floor and think i'd tap that | true |
Tifu by taking someone else's sandwich at the deli today oops... wrong sub | true |
Beyond symbolism, restoring ties with cuba has practical benefits | false |
I'm in a very serious relationship with batman. my beloved baeman. | true |
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes. | true |
How my refugee childhood made me determined to defeat disease | false |
What is the difference between ellen pao her brain and aids? aids develops itself | true |
Sorry i broke up with you in the middle of a corn maze | true |
A jedi knight was singing livin' on a prayer. it was obi wan bon jovi | true |
What did the kiwi say to the rabbi? hebrew. | true |
My grandfather got his tongue shot off during wwii he never talked about it. | true |
And the award for best oscar nomination reaction goes to ... jordan peele | false |
I just launched a new fragrance! - fun way to announce a fart | true |
What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? the ones between 39 and 40. | true |
Catholic priest praised as 'best dressed dude' at met gala for just living his life | false |
One thing i want before i die, is to totally not be aware of the moment i die. | true |
Peyton manning still won't tell us if he’s retiring, even after super bowl | false |
What does freud like to do with his mum oedipussy | true |
My boss says i intimidate the other employees, so i just stared at him until he apologized | true |
What do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes | true |
I cleaned my fan today the difference it made just blew me away... | true |
Middle eastern airlines respond to united incident with tone-deaf tweets | false |
Anti-gay attacker is no match for west point couple | false |
Why do ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? you know they'll swallow | true |
7 apps to help your kid be more responsible | false |
What kind of bar do fish go to? a sand bar. | true |
Reince priebus, other republicans denounce trump's 'indefensible' comments about women | false |
The government could have bailed out hostess - by legalizing weed | true |
Sometimes i'll water my plants with boiling water because why should they have it so good? | true |
Why did the lesbian cross the street? she was emo. | true |
How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...5,6,7,8! | true |
Table talk: is screen time hurting your sleep schedule? | false |
4 powerful lessons about life i learned as a hospice worker | false |
A successful relationship is one in which one person shuts up when the other is right. | true |
Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? in case one dozen come out right. | true |
3 rules for studying abroad in europe this fall | false |
Bernie sanders’s ‘scorched earth’ strategy seems to be working | false |
My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt he's high on my list of priorities | true |
I know i'll be a great chef some day... it's just a matter of thyme. | true |
I got fired from my job at pepsi i tested positive for coke | true |
Knock knock..... who's there? owls. owls who? yes they do... | true |
Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant tempurpedic mattress. | true |
Does lance armstrong enjoy cycling? of course he does! he has a ball! | true |
Women of all ages support me too, but more younger women worry about fallout | false |
About to start a new job as a pizza delivery driver, any tips? | true |
Police officer kills man who threw heavy object at cops, cruiser | false |
Why are frogs happy? because they eat what bugs them.. source: 3rd grader told me this joke.. | true |
Why you're awesome: a 3-step guide to celebrating you | false |
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? udder disaster. | true |
What do you call a musician trump supporter? a trump-et | true |
The toxic avenger's lloyd kaufman: the cfq interview | false |
Ruh-roh! runaway 'mystery machine' takes police on high-speed chase | false |
This mashup of people on fox news advising trump on tv is alarming | false |
Pros and cons of guys cons: they're dicks pros: their dicks | true |
Mexican drink recipes: margaritas, horchatas, micheladas and more (photos) | false |
Empowering series gives princesses lives beyond happily ever after | false |
I left my job i used to be a banker but i left because i lost interest. | true |
Message to anyone who feels stuck in an abusive relationship | false |
What do you call a happy prosecutor? smiles edgeworth | true |
Day 14: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women | false |
Women's golf legend louise suggs dies at 91 | false |
Sometimes i ponder in what position was i concieved? | true |
Why did the pharaoh build a statue of himself? because he sphinx he's the best. | true |
An open letter to the radio dj who called out 'fat chicks' | false |
My standards for women are way too high you could almost say they're... double standards | true |
'the single girl's cookbook' by helen gurley brown considers meat a seduction device (photos) | false |
'arrested development' season 4 clip shows lindsay bluth in india (video) | false |
What's the difference between six dicks and a joke? you can't take a joke. | true |
What did the tooth say to the dentist? fill 'er up! | true |
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