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Gop senate candidate says businesses would hire fewer women if equal pay bill passed | false |
Hold the mayo is my shaken, not stirred. | true |
World's best value cities for travelers, according to tripadvisor (photos) | false |
The global search for education: the rich, the poor and what the world's millennials think | false |
I felt bad for the monster so once a week we switch and i sleep under the bed. | true |
I usually don't do this but.. *runs out on date so she has to pay* | true |
What gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compactor. | true |
New york fashion week fall 2012: pat cleveland's daughter anna von ravenstein models for zac posen | false |
Jesus: hey check this oute no!! this is my blood now | true |
How can you tell if a mexican is feeling sad? they're wearing a somberero | true |
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? lazy bones. | true |
What's the difference between a dog and a fox? about 20 beers!! | true |
Why do we call it toilet paper? does anyone wipe their toilet with it? | true |
Iheal: researchers develop app to help beat addiction | false |
I was arrested for killing a black man and charged with impersonating an officer | true |
Botswana and south africa photo safari: a day in the mala mala reserve | false |
Legal battle revs up over marketing defective used cars as 'safe' | false |
Diabetes rate lower in black tea-drinking countries: study | false |
The backstreet boys are back with their own tequila brand | false |
Study suggests military kids may be more apt to smoke, drink and carry guns | false |
This recipe will satisfy your taste buds pho' sure | false |
Venus transit: national parks prepare for rare celestial event | false |
Maher: chris christie's 2016 chances are '350 pounds of toast' | false |
What sort of violin does a ghost play? a dreadivarius. | true |
A haunted house where they make you look at your checking account balance. | true |
I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex they know my name isn't someone help | true |
What would i be if i doubled myself? meme | true |
Hillary clinton on latest email news: 'there is no case here' | false |
Large fire breaks out at las vegas hotel's pool | false |
A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11. | true |
Remains of wwii marine headed home after 72 years on pacific atoll | false |
Nutrition of recipes from popular food blogs evaluated in new study | false |
Georgia cops find beheaded voodoo doll outside hq | false |
Eminem and gwen stefani release 'kings never die' for 'southpaw' soundtrack | false |
If you ever feel useless... remember there is a someone in the bmw factory installing turn signals. | true |
Don blankenship's mine took this man's son, brother and nephew. now blankenship wants his vote. | false |
Truth about atheists. they've got nothing on jesus. | true |
The new way police are surveilling you: calculating your threat 'score' | false |
I have a disorder where i see tom jones lyrics wherever i go but it's not unusual | true |
Big bird, beastie boys mashup tells you how to get to sabotage street | false |
I agree with trump and clinton, neither one is qualified to be president. | true |
Inside the battle for control of janet jackson, 30 years after 'control' | false |
Cry-off! 'reasons my son is crying' wants you to pick the funniest tantrum photo | false |
Did you know i'm actually ambidextrous... i can actually write fuck all with both hands! | true |
I like my men like i like my laundry clean and hung | true |
I told the cop i was an upstanding citizen but i was really lying | true |
Oklahoma storm 2012: winter weather hits u.s. plains from texas to alabama | false |
This 69-year-old talks dressing up & blogging: from the stylelist network | false |
What do you call a good looking canyon? gorge-ous | true |
Butch trucks, allman brothers band co-founder and drummer, dead at 69 | false |
Gay talese says kevin spacey accusers should just 'suck it up' | false |
What's the most popular russian streaming service? nyetflix | true |
Lauren conrad somehow doesn't understand how to use gifs | false |
Man stages frightening police encounter to propose to his fiancé | false |
What do you get when you intersect two planes? a national travesty. | true |
Hi and welcome to hidden chair club. please find your seat | true |
The exceptional traveler: travel on $1200 a month! part ii | false |
The obamas have left the building, but not social media | false |
Jokes are like food... not everyone gets it. | true |
What did the /r/news mod say to the other /r/news mod? | true |
Dear opponents of marriage equality: it's not a slippery slope | false |
What has 3 teeth and 100 legs an unemployment line in tennessee. | true |
My interview with susan cain on the power of introverts | false |
I dropped my phone in my porridge this morning, it took a while to sink in. | true |
What do you get if you have strep throat on friday? saturday night fever. | true |
Johnny weir explains why he waited to publicly come out as gay | false |
Why do retirees smile all the time? because they can't hear a word you're saying! | true |
My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first* | true |
*lights a joint* woah, fire! ow! my elbow! | true |
Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? i heard it was removed. | true |
9 ways to tell you're on the wrong diet | false |
What does black people and deutsche mark have in common? both are outdated currency. | true |
Single life: 21 reasons tweeters say they're relationship-free | false |
Federal judge announces retirement after sexual misconduct allegations | false |
It's time to tell the truth about motherhood | false |
What do you call an asian guy who is a member of isis? rice-is | true |
Watch this woman school tom price on his hypocrisy around planned parenthood | false |
Safe sex is stupid. safes can't get pregnant. | true |
Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. they all seem to be involved in community service. | true |
Since the intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean intel can't even? | true |
I got you this for valentine's day. i think we should see other people. | true |
Texans want to change name of street because it's... gay | false |
There would be no evil in the word..... if satan had life alert. | true |
What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? fitting the wheelchair in the oven. | true |
Julie andrews: i've 'just always' been an lgbtq ally | false |
I have a special place in my heart. for blood and vessels and stuff. | true |
Pregnant woman sentenced to death for her faith says she won't renounce christianity | false |
*seeing words in itallic...* makes me want to eat *pasta*. | true |
My shake weight came in the mail today! boy, was that a mess. | true |
What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in indonesia? a kraken-towa! | true |
Cnn proposed obama town hall on gun violence after san bernardino shooting | false |
Psa screening guidelines ignored by many men, study shows | false |
What do you call a cross between a joke and a hypothetical question? | true |
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? because it was hulaween! | true |
Scarce icu beds may mean doctor switches from lifesaving care to end-of-life care: study | false |
Lauryn hill tax debt paid ahead of monday sentencing, attorney says | false |
Pennsylvania man allegedly fired for farting too much at work | false |
Thousands of egyptians are posting selfies to challenge their goverment | false |
Why pulling all-nighters for the u.n. climate agreement is a bad idea | false |
Women seem to want security. at least that's what they yell whenever i approach them. | true |
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