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David stern, nba commissioner, says obama's 'not that good' at basketball (video) | false |
How to properly fold a jacket to avoid wrinkles | false |
What's your best michael jackson is dead joke? | true |
Heroes everywhere are signing a petition to have deadpool host 'snl' | false |
What do you call a rainy spelling bee? alphabet soup. | true |
I found the theory of everything it was in the blu-ray box at walmart. | true |
My son's default mode is protester being dragged out of a political rally. | true |
What's it called when you get a boner on a movie set? a direction | true |
This year's dominican day parade is all about the ladies | false |
Americans overwhelmingly say it's ok to criticize the president | false |
Emanuel ame distributes donations to shooting victims’ families | false |
How do you tell a chemist no? nitrogen monoxide | true |
My elf on the shelf has seasonal affective disorder | false |
What's the worst gift to give to a jewish person on christmas? literally anything. | true |
Here's why billy porter sees his new album as an act of resistance | false |
What did the bread say after its massage? ahh, i kneaded that. | true |
Recreational drugs? no thanks, i went pro years ago. | true |
This new film looks at what happens when a parent transitions | false |
Why is the sand so quiet? because the waves keep going shhhhhh. | true |
This is what the audience looks like at a trump event on african-american 'concerns' | false |
Wrigley field turns 100, and it hasn't lost a step | false |
Racial issues in america are very complex they're not just black and white | true |
We are the 15 percent: interracial family launches site in response to cheerios backlash | false |
Is there a hallmark card for i think it's time we try anal? there should be. | true |
I was thinking about telling a thailand joke... but phucket. | true |
9 brands that kept my marriage stress-free in 2013 | false |
Vibrator factory workers probably check their phones every ten seconds. | true |
I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when i yell alright!. | true |
Hit the jackpot with 5 breathtaking las vegas views | false |
Philippine economy and elections: how political cycles shape emerging markets | false |
What types of trees never get christmas presents? knotty pines. | true |
Tmz says cnn is being sued, but cnn says it's 'not aware' of a lawsuit | false |
You're going to want all the amazing accessories that hollywood wore this week | false |
Why some wonkish new parental leave rules gladden my heart | false |
If you don't wake up, eat & then go back to sleep, you're doing sunday wrong. | true |
Keeping peace in asia requires accommodating, not confronting, china | false |
Remarriage on the rise, driven by older adults | false |
My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody | true |
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone | true |
Your tax refund -- fastest, biggest, and easiest? not so much! | false |
Iran's nuclear deal: sanctions are lifted, what is next? | false |
What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea? he was melting | true |
Venture capitalist compares 'progressive war on 1 percent' to nazi anti-semitism | false |
By weaning off technology, we can explore new frontiers | false |
I might care more about twilight if count chocula was in it. | true |
Science and technology combine in search for underwater resting place of wwii mias | false |
At the easternmost point of north america: canadian odyssey on the looney front - part 12 | false |
Why won't arnold schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10? because : he still loves vista,baby! | true |
Why i'm ok with looking like i just rolled out of bed | false |
What does tim cook have for breakfast in the morning? not apple jacks | true |
Life looked bleak for this baby moose, but that soon changed | false |
What's a pirate's favourite letter? you may think it's r, but his true love be the c! | true |
'no blue, no green' -- new sylvia earle film shows power of protecting our oceans | false |
How to spot an idiot at the gym? they put a water bottle where the pringles go. | true |
How does james bond type e-mails? with his goldfinger. | true |
Wedding accident: bride has a minor accident during groom's serenade (video) | false |
Marco rubio says he'd stop protecting dreamers from deportation on day one | false |
9 things you probably didn’t know about ramadan | false |
2 guinea pigs share a healthy snack like ‘lady and the tramp’ | false |
Every moment is an opportunity to connect mindfully | false |
What is the similarity between caps lock and prison? they both turn o into o. | true |
John cena is charmingly blunt about split from nikki bella | false |
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in syria? a map. | true |
Doran grant pick 6: ohio state cornerback returns interception for touchdown vs. purdue (video) | false |
Margaret atwood cautions america against 'dictators of any kind' | false |
What do you call a young male cow? cowboy | true |
Wednesday's morning email: kim jong un visits china | false |
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me | true |
I'll sleep when i die - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying. | true |
Internet, my dad's running the london marathon tomorrow. oh, he already told you. of course he did. | true |
What dog wears contact lenses ? a cock-eyed spaniel ! | true |
Watch these 50 celebrities totally kill it at the ice bucket challenge | false |
'the real thing', long beach playhouse mainstage theatre at long beach, california | false |
Matt barnes views terrorizing his ex as handling 'grown men's business' | false |
My doctor says i'm allergic to feces i am the egg man. poopoo, achoo! | true |
What's a yearbook picture got to do with staying married? | false |
'a monster calls' imagines a fitful blend of fantasy and tragedy | false |
How to work with the power of love | false |
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop. | true |
Republican voters wish they'd picked a different nominee | false |
Austin area becomes immigrant 'sanctuary' as trump inaugurated | false |
Climate change keeps coming up at gop campaign stops -- and people are clapping | false |
Carly fiorina complains that hillary is playing 'the woman card' | false |
What's in an irish 7 course meal? a 6 pack and a potato. | true |
10 photos that show what astronaut scott kelly's first week back on earth was like | false |
I like my women like i like my whiskey... aged 12 years. | true |
Why do melons have traditional marriages? because they cantaloupe | true |
Money, politics and health care: a disease-creation economy | false |
Mikachu makes a appearance: from the stylelist network | false |
Which airline has made the biggest comeback? (photos) | false |
Why don't anteaters get sick? because they're full of anty-bodies ! | true |
Beyoncé shows blue ivy is the real cover girl in adorable throwback | false |
Cannes 2012 style: a look back at the glam of the french film festival (photos) | false |
Think about it! you're already thinking about it, you might as well do it. | true |
Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. just like this post. | true |
I told my sandwich to go make me a girlfriend | true |
What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour? a frog in a blender. | true |
Don't tell me i look tired unless you're offering to carry me | true |
How to be a travel writer in 2013 | false |
How to pick a lifestyle consistent with your passion | false |
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