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I'm phoenician, as in, nobody better stop me from phoenician all of these donuts. | true |
Hostage taker reportedly blames trump for prison siege | false |
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? he heard the ref was blowing fowl. | true |
Wheel of fortune fail: i have the wine by johnny cash (video) | false |
What do you call an ox with a gluten allergy? a silly-yak. | true |
Someone totally destroyed donald trump's star on the hollywood walk of fame | false |
What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? a small chest with no booty! | true |
Catfishing my ex... so you could say we're back together. | true |
What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? very little. | true |
Black influencers express outrage over dropped freddie gray charges | false |
Animal photos of the week: wolves, giraffes and baby dolphins | false |
Teen's kind act is 'a little touch of heaven' to the elderly woman he helped | false |
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? ask your mother. | true |
How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? seizure later | true |
Here's when the 'jurassic world' sequel will come out | false |
Whoopi goldberg says the oscars 'can't be that racist' because she won once | false |
Astrid was a victim of id theft now she has to go get a new one. | true |
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? it's two tired. | true |
The best ways to build strong early reading skills | false |
What do you call a ghost in spring? april ghouls | true |
So i guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokemon collection? | true |
Aren't some of the methods used to kill people on death row... ...absolutely shocking | true |
Texans form human chain to rescue driver from sinking car | false |
Nyt calls on weinstein to release his accusers from nondisclosure agreements | false |
Technically speaking being gay used to make me happy | true |
Stratton mountain, vermont: game on at the drysdale tennis school (photos) | false |
Moving increases kids' chances of needing mental health treatment (study) | false |
Spell out fun with these scrabble tile coasters | false |
How do you tell the teams apart in amish women's basketball? it's skirts versus shins. | true |
Mom embraces her 'loose, sagging skin' in stunning photo | false |
Palm oil products are being pulled from some stores in italy after a report linking it to cancer | false |
(r)evolution as contemporary body: holly zausner's resplendent unsettled matter | false |
Simone biles isn't the next anyone, she's 'the first simone biles' | false |
Photos of iranian general linked to u.s. deaths suggest trouble for trump's syria plan | false |
Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny? because 7, 10, 11. | true |
Week 1 of resolving to 'post-it' for 365 days | false |
Star wars spoilers you clicked on this? seriously? what is wrong with you? | true |
A wakeup call at her doctor's office inspired sarah dearmond to lose 78 pounds | false |
I don't mind going to work. it's that eight-hour wait to go home that bugs me. | true |
Paul singer, influential gop billionaire, throws support to rubio | false |
Had a date last night, but i don't kiss and tell. so i'll tell you all about it. | true |
Don't spend too much on toilet paper it's all for shit, anyway. | true |
Just think: right now, your body is cookin' up some poop. | true |
What do you call a soldier with long arms? an army soldier | true |
Women directors explain exactly what it’s like to work in sexist hollywood | false |
A view do asian people view the world in letterbox edition? | true |
It's high time to quell the insurgency in pakistan | false |
Cop: whatever you say will be held against you.nme: teddybearsncop: aww. | true |
Paris hilton's imdb page should only be accessible on april 1st. | true |
The student loan lawyers say i have to settle | false |
Don't even talk to me until i've instagrammed my coffee. - portland, oregon | true |
What was justin timberlake called when he was a kid? justin timberpuddle! | true |
Weekend roundup: why the arab spring is still flowering in tunisia | false |
Thor battles the vision in deleted 'avengers: age of ultron' scene | false |
2 peanuts are walking in the park. one is assaulted. | true |
The open letter i will one day need to read myself | false |
The 8 best produce picks for late summer | false |
Warning: password is case sensitive. password i think ur case is cute dont woorry so much | true |
Why did you destroy that urinal cake? peer pressure | true |
5 things you will discover on the other side of your fears | false |
How to lower your property taxes, and when not to try it | false |
Our girl in havana: a bohemian chic eatery in cuba | false |
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? a kangamoo! | true |
Knock knock -knock knock. -who's there? -athens. -oh no, it's the polis! | true |
How to parent after divorce: kids choose custody? | false |
My metaphors are like similes. rock solid as a mountain. | true |
Shailene woodley goes barefoot on the red carpet, is generally awesome (photos) | false |
I've waited a year to post this this | true |
Amazing photo sums up how we feel about the bouquet toss | false |
Mountain west and plains best places to retire in u.s. | false |
What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for christmas cancer. | true |
Republicans threaten lawsuits over tv ads linking them to donald trump | false |
Single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008 | true |
The executioner let me tie my own noose he said i'm getting the hang of it. | true |
The sweats say i've given up. the nike logo says but not entirely. | true |
Enrique iglesias' dog adorably does the mannequin challenge | false |
Lock of mick jagger's hair sells for $6,000 at auction | false |
Isis is the mirror that reflects our dark side | false |
How does hitler tie his shoes? in little nazis | true |
Why did ten die because he was in the middle of 9/11 | true |
Edith drake in vintage christian dior: from our network | false |
The marriage of sense and soul: waking up at sand12 | false |
This is what it looks like to truly love college sports | false |
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... but then i changed my mind. | true |
If you're cold, stand in the corner it's usually 90 degrees | true |
Keith olbermann asks if we should give 'president-elect p***y-grabber' a chance | false |
Amy adams golden globes dress 2014 channels her 'american hustle' no-bra look | false |
5 ways to actually help someone dealing with loss | false |
My neighbour told me i'd left my lights on. i told her she'd left her big nose on. | true |
What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? racism has many faces. | true |
'smash,' 'john carter,' the cranberries and more: the week in ouch | false |
Im going into labor -mexican guy excited to start his first day of work. | true |
What happens when mario parks his car outside the wrong castle? he gets toad | true |
I went to a feminist picnic recently it was terrible. no one cooked or made any sandwiches. | true |
The neighbors love it when i practice piano. they break my window to hear me better. | true |
Male sexuality may explain why men cheat more than women | false |
*gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament* | true |
July 8, 1967: the who's first concert in new york city | false |
5 tricks for tasting food like a master chef | false |
Two condoms walk past a gay bar... one looks to the other and says let's get shit faced | true |
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