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Cognitive behavioral therapy for insomnia could cut health care costs | false |
Timothy geithner to join private equity firm warburg pincus: wsj | false |
Q: what kind of fence goes on strike? a: a picket fence. | true |
Thousands lose right to vote under 'incompetence' laws | false |
Why do sjws hate cannibals? they're always man-spreading on their sandwiches. | true |
Syrian rebels say russian jets struck a refugee camp on jordanian border | false |
I didn't have a headache until you pulled your pants down. | true |
Fda debates starting clinical trials for 3-parent in vitro fertilization | false |
Why this 62-year-old guy has seen wonder woman eight times and cried each time | false |
2014's hit songs sound even hotter with pillows, beer bottles and balloons | false |
Chartering the 90 miles: millennials in cuba and the u.s. | false |
1 in 10 kids has a liver like an alcoholic's | false |
What do you call a watchful potato? a spectater. | true |
What if titanic was real and not just a movie? crazy to think about | true |
What did napoleon have up his sleevies? his armies! | true |
Apple apologizes for slowed iphones, drops price of battery replacements | false |
I'm gonna be so pissed if i die in the middle of an argument i'm about to win. | true |
Adele broke my headphones it always says hello from one side (joke stolen) | true |
A soldier gets his entire left half of him blown off by a landmine he's alright now though. | true |
What starts with e and has only one letter in it? envelope! | true |
What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys? coach. | true |
Why was purple jealous? because red blue green. | true |
What silicon valley executives keep getting wrong about education | false |
Deep love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep | true |
Illinois state university hosts surprise military reunion before commencement | false |
Meet silas howard, the first trans director hired on amazon's 'transparent' | false |
I got circumcised on the nhs which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip | true |
Why did hitler kill himself? he looked at his gas bill. | true |
'x-men' gay wedding inspires maryland gay couple to renew vows at comic shop | false |
Scientist who discovered ebola frustrated by deadly guinea outbreak | false |
Did you hear about the gay guy who got in a car accident? some dick rear-ended him. | true |
Trump claims star of david picture isn't anti-semitic | false |
Emilia clarke introduced herself to prince william in a pretty embarrassing way | false |
Lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it | true |
Lee daniels made 'star' for 'white people to feel good about being white' | false |
How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit? asking for a friend. | true |
Officer in michael brown case testifies in front of grand jury: report | false |
Watch: tap out your fears! episode 2: fear of public speaking | false |
My corn tortillas want me to like them on facebook. fuck the future. | true |
These big businesses have all committed to climate action | false |
What does a parrot named larry talk about? vocabulary | true |
Bobby moynihan reveals 'snl' characters may be related | false |
16 sodium atoms walked into a bar followed by batman | true |
Very proud i've never once screamed woo! at anything. | true |
One direction's liam payne says trump once booted group from his hotel | false |
‘the big dark’: series of storms stretching from china to u.s. batters northwest | false |
36 isis militants reportedly killed by u.s. 'mother of all bombs' attack in afghanistan | false |
Why does a mexican take xanax? for his borderline personality disorder. | true |
Hillary clinton's wall street backers don't buy populist rhetoric | false |
Academy awards: biggest upsets in oscar history (photos) | false |
What will kayne west's political leaning be if he runs for president? west wing | true |
A truly historic day. thousands of women at a mall.. and no shoe sale. | true |
9 hotel libraries (and library hotels) that bring books to life | false |
In giverny: living claude monet's impressionistic picture (photos) | false |
How do you think the unthinkable? an ithberg! | true |
If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. it's only fair. | true |
What do you call two canadians buy coffee? double double doubles | true |
Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? they were in ca*hoots*. | true |
What lights up a soccer stadium? a soccer match. | true |
The nra takes aim at the new york times | false |
26 heartwarming mother-daughter photos of debbie reynolds and carrie fisher | false |
Weird produce: why we hate to confuse grocery store cashiers | false |
Just a stupid joke i made up... what is a pedophile's favorite jedi? kid fisto. | true |
We are so proud of your son! (so why is mom worried? ) | false |
Katie holmes not showing at fashion week in new york | false |
Was dna pioneer rosalind franklin robbed of nobel prize? | false |
I played a piano duet with myself... it was a heart and soulo | true |
This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news. | true |
Chuck norris once flushed a condom three weeks later the ninja turtles were born | true |
White nationalist richard spencer booted out of cpac | false |
We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die. | true |
Why are panda's always sad? because all their friends are dead. | true |
How martin o'malley begins his day: prayer, solitude and some very non-political reading | false |
Nyc invalidates $26 million worth of parking tickets over tiny error | false |
A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream. | true |
'arrested development' food party: the ultimate guide to an epic may 26 feast | false |
How many people work at your company? about half of them. | true |
People are tweeting all the bizarre ways their pets celebrate the holidays | false |
Jax, adorable baby, poops on his dad's leg and thinks it's hilarious (video) | false |
A swiss army knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... multi-porpoise! | true |
Comic captures what it’s like to spend a decade in immigration limbo | false |
Holidays that can make good wedding days...and one that doesn't | false |
Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a well known six offender. | true |
I often say...... i often say to myself. i cant believe that cloning machine worked | true |
Killers normally target family and friends good thing i don't have any friends. | true |
Trump suggests florida students could have done more to prevent deadly shooting | false |
Nbc relocates ‘nightly news’ to trump tower, for a night | false |
Q: what's the difference between one yard and two yards? a: a fence. | true |
Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? so birds don't shit on their lips. | true |
Where is the best place to find eskimo lesbians? at the klondike bar. | true |
Quoting famous dead people on the internet is stupid. ~confucius | true |
'my hands are too big,' says president with smaller-than-average hands | false |
It's not true love until you annoy me with a facebook post professing it. | true |
Someone discovered my password. now i have to rename my dog. | true |
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when i was in my prime. | true |
Q: what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? a: shore. | true |
Some say putting helium in animals is wrong. i say whatever floats your goat. | true |
Arabs shouldn't celebrate chilcot, nor be happy with brexit | false |
What do colors say when they laugh? huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue | true |
Mcconnell's multiyear highway deal stalls right out of the gate | false |
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