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The 't' is no longer silent: growing trans political power with the trans united fund | false |
I try to refrain from farting while i masturbate. for i am a gentleman. | true |
People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that. | true |
Knock knock who's there ? cronkite ! cronkite who ? cronkite evidence ! | true |
What did the suspenders say to the trousers? what's up, britches?! | true |
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. ba dum tish! | true |
Legal weed causing sky-high travel demand to denver | false |
Police chief to black churches: 'we can't do this without you guys' | false |
What would batman do if he wasn't rich? he would be robin. | true |
Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? mace. | true |
What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. width-drawals. | true |
Sex dick: what's ur favorite planet? vag: uranus!!!! | true |
Germany's far-right party set to enter parliament for the first time | false |
Keeping ourselves honest in the aftermath of the charleston massacre | false |
Why do bad farmers make good djs? because they've got sick beets! | true |
What do you call a techno-themed grocery store? gigi d'agostino | true |
How to balance ambitious career goals with your love life | false |
Wednesday's morning email: what the election is doing to donald trump's brand | false |
How did the homeless man get so buff? because his workouts were in tents. i'll show myself out... | true |
What kind of hair do oceans have ? wavy ! | true |
Why seaworld can't and shouldn't float: censorship and business ethics | false |
What's the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? your mom didn't give me a corvette | true |
Henry louis gates digs into samuel l. jackson's genealogy on 'finding your roots' | false |
Trump reportedly asked acting fbi director andrew mccabe who he voted for | false |
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-caw! | true |
The adult life i imagined as a child involved less laundry and more group dance numbers. | true |
How facebook helped one bride plan her wedding | false |
Have you heard that magnesium is dating oxygen? omg | true |
A lesson from my grandma in the miracle of life | false |
Leonardo dicaprio turned up at model-filled party (photos) | false |
Trump's quick response to barcelona attack makes his charlottesville reactions look even worse | false |
So i accidentally fell onto the rope connecting my two pigs... i tore my hamstring. | true |
Report: boehner to announce new investigation of hillary clinton emails | false |
My friend's bakery burned down last night now his business is toast | true |
These nikes are nuts, in a good way | false |
This '10 things i hate about you' reunion is just too good to be true | false |
Determined dad asks internet to help son with autism | false |
You know what we used to call vegetarians? idiots that couldn't hunt or fish. | true |
I got a free ipad and iphone today. it's like... this gun is magic!!! | true |
Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver? he had locomotives. | true |
Rick perry's getting a visit from key gop activists ahead of 2016 | false |
11 amazing and unusual ways to use garlic | false |
Janie bryant, 'mad men' costume designer, opens her eclectic home to elle decor (photos) | false |
Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and i don't care if you have one. | true |
Life will still go on: keep moving forward | false |
Hillary clinton poised for south carolina primary domination | false |
How does isis cool down in the summer time? in a blow up pool | true |
Hey kevin, why do you like fungi on your pizza? cause i'm a vegetarian. | true |
Ashley benson showcases boob window dress at 'spring breakers' premiere (photos) | false |
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle? because it had more cents | true |
Vacation like a celeb on a private island | false |
Ukraine crisis in mind, lithuania establishes a rapid reaction force | false |
Cute wedding photo of crying groom will make your day | false |
The royals make a perfect observation about mental health | false |
Friday's morning email: the next special election to pay attention to | false |
Tomorrow is april fools day. believe nothing, and trust no one. so it's like any other day. | true |
Chuck norris can clear 5 lines at once in tetris. | true |
6 ways to avoid a chaotic wedding day | false |
Dramatic video captures family’s rescue from car swallowed by sinkhole | false |
Every time i get out of a small car it looks like a giraffe being born. | true |
Does this cat's eyebrows remind you of anyone? | false |
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? ab minor | true |
Moody tullamore dew irish whiskey ad is a glass act (video) | false |
What do you call a gathering of arthur's knights? a sir conference. | true |
Who was the most important knight of the round table? sir cumference. | true |
What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? transparent. | true |
Kesha emotionally admits new album is ‘quite literally saving my life’ | false |
Muhammad ali denounces donald trump's plan to shut out muslims | false |
Ebola is a curse from god, some african christian leaders say | false |
Two parrots were sitting on a perch one says to the other, something smells a bit fishy! | true |
I saw a lady with 12 nipples the other day... sounds weird dozen tit? | true |
Why did leonardo dicaprio laugh at the oscar joke? because he finally got it | true |
How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants? he used an eyepatch | true |
The best way to show someone you hate them is to serve them food without cheese on it. | true |
Trump defends conservative media company after it orders anchors to bash 'biased' news | false |
Bernie sanders just made history as the first jew to win a presidential primary | false |
Outdated pell rules may discriminate against low-income students | false |
Breaking: pot calls kettle black. racial tension at boiling point says mayor of kitchen cupboard | true |
Student: teacher, can i ask you a question? teacher: you just did. | true |
Why my kids won't wish you a merry christmas | false |
Whats an italians favourite part of football? half time, they get to switch sides again | true |
Saint west makes his second appearance on the internet | false |
The 10 most annoying guests you'll come across at your next party (photos) | false |
Keystone xl: oil sands health concerns rise downstream of expanding extraction | false |
The early bird might get the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese. | true |
What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies) | true |
What did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power | true |
How does hasbro test tickle me elmo's? they have test-tickles. | true |
Yes, i read quantum physics. but only for the particles. | true |
You know what really grinds my gears? not pushing my clutch pedal down far enough | true |
Where do pots go on vacation? japan! from my 9 year old. | true |
School doctor: have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? fred: only when i tried to spell it. | true |
Good news for divorcing women: credit reform, reformed! | false |
Fodor's 100 hotel awards: where to stay now | false |
Trevor noah defends obama from conservative criticism on police brutality | false |
Seriously mam there's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in doritos | true |
Atlanta zoo loses super bowl bet, names cockroach after tom brady | false |
What is the most common pickup line in a gay bar? can i push in your stool? | true |
Wait. i thought fifty shades of grey was just a coloring book for dogs. | true |
Why do scottish men wear kilts? sheep can hear a zipper a mile away... | true |
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