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'transformers 5' endures franchise low as indies perform well at the box office | false |
182,000 americans die from chuck norris-related accidents every year. | true |
A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist camp. the police are looking into it. | true |
Jill biden says she was disappointed that joe didn't run | false |
Northern lights time-lapse video ends with surprise marriage proposal | false |
What do you call a fish who went to medical school? a sturgeon | true |
Your arm might be the keyboard of the future | false |
Waiter asked if i wanted the soup or salad me: yes, i'll take the super salad | true |
Doctor strange, weird al, and oddjob walk into a bar... that's a very unusual event. | true |
When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses. | true |
I'm jealous of how many friends the people on intervention have. | true |
Chic symbols, cool tile, and the return of wallpaper: 2013 home style trends | false |
The export-import bank provision that could be a problem in government funding negotiations | false |
The lessons i learned from a health nut father | false |
Why is there sweat on my handbag? calm down, it's just a little pursepiration. | true |
I'm almost always naked when ordering food it really weirds out the drive-thru attendant | true |
How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced? a buccaneer. | true |
If i got $1 every time a woman said i was't her type, i'd be her type. | true |
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? i can't hear an enzyme. | true |
Road tripping through west and south sweden (photos) | false |
Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? because they were still monkeys. | true |
What's long, green and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's finger. | true |
Are politicians pointing to the wrong chinese patent problem? | false |
Tennessee pastor resigns after admitting sexual 'incident' was 'abuse of power' | false |
Derek jeter flawlessly hustled president obama in a round of golf | false |
When a soldier goes sentimental, his favorite band will be guns'n'roses. | true |
I didn't get your text because i'm lying | true |
The spice girls never gave up on the good times -- and reunited | false |
What the collapse of peregrine financial says about the sarbanes-oxley law | false |
In treating insomnia, one size does not fit all | false |
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. | true |
Bet renews 'being mary jane' for season 4 | false |
Apparently it's inappropriate to ask where her shoes are from when you're in the next stall. | true |
I heard a great hipaa joke yesterday but i can't tell you ! | true |
What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? terminal illness. | true |
Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away. | true |
The karma cafe has no menus. you get served what you deserve. | true |
You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren. | true |
What kind of goat did houdini have? a scapegoat. | true |
Grandma lost in wilderness rescued after writing 'help' in rocks and sticks | false |
When airfares are too good to be true | false |
Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed. | true |
Mom doodles hilarious cartoon art on her son's brown bag lunches | false |
Side-by-side photo shows hypocrisy of suggesting women should breastfeed in the bathroom | false |
Vw's emissions cheat could kill upwards of 59 people in the u.s. | false |
What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? your mom can't take a joke. | true |
The surprising ways the weather affects your health and well-being | false |
What is the difference between an egg and a redditor? eggs get laid at least once. | true |
U.s. opens door to a change in blood donation policy for gay men | false |
Teen miley cyrus actually had pretty great style (photo) | false |
I don't always think i'm right....but whenever i think i'm wrong i tend to be mistaken. | true |
Americans are too afraid to take vacations, yet we plan them at work all the time | false |
Peter dinklage reacts to fans saying doritos ad confirms tyrion is targaryen | false |
Woman impaled by umbrella while celebrating birthday at the beach | false |
Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation! | true |
Sure, i'll help you find those paper cuts. -purell | true |
I like my coffee like i like my men... not inside me. | true |
Maudsley method for anorexia treatment puts parents in control of their child's recovery | false |
3 recycled structures that beautifully transformed their communities | false |
Tifu by posting in the wrong sub. wait... | true |
Breaking news: uncovered nazi documents reveal a cure for cancer was found an oven.. | true |
10 ways to celebrate green: wedding planning, purchasing, and partying | false |
The vast majority of spider couples met on the web. | true |
I have patio furniture in the friend zone. | true |
Comedians read (and cringe over) the first jokes they ever wrote | false |
10 stunning terraces and balconies that inspire us to de-stress (photos) | false |
Todays stats: my 3yr old got pissed off with me because i couldn't stop the wind. | true |
Donald trump comes in 13th place in necktie auction | false |
Quick! can fingerprints be pulled off a raccoon? no time! no time! | true |
My friends that majored in english always tell me the same thing welcome to starbucks! | true |
Airline breaks kenny perry's driver on flight to champions tour event | golf channel | false |
Ana navarro to trump: stop fighting broadway, start fighting white supremacists | false |
*takes call from mom* *puts mom on speaker* *cleans entire house* | true |
Senate democrats: future elections may be threatened by russian attacks | false |
What was left after pavarotti passed away? 20 | true |
What did george washington say to his men on march 3rd tomorrow we march forth | true |
'starcraft ii: legacy of the void' is coming in november | false |
Time out tip of the day: september 2, 2013 | false |
People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious. | true |
Democrats are 'children of satan,' right-wing radio host says | false |
Her: you can't even go 5 minutes without making a star trek reference. me: yes i khan. | true |
Always remember that you're someone's reason to smile.. because you are a joke. | true |
Proof that black and white will never go out of style | false |
'star wars' land is coming to disney parks | false |
China's parliament votes to abolish presidential term limits | false |
What does a pedophile and mcdonald's have in common? they both have meat between 7-year-old buns. | true |
What's the difference between hillary clinton and the american people? america doesn't want bush. | true |
I plagiarized a book about native americans... i eventually got siouxed. | true |
Free tax filing: five ways to file for free--online or in person | false |
What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer? all of them | true |
You know, i used to hate my haircut... ... but it's really growing on me! | true |
Lupita nyong’o, kumail nanjiani honor dreamers in moving oscars speech | false |
8 unique spa treatments you've probably never heard of (and where to find them) | false |
Foxconn in choppy waters over plan to drain the great lakes | false |
Utah couple ordered to surrender foster child because they're gay | false |
My brain: say something cool and different me: how ya'll got?? brain: nice | true |
The big push to defeat aids, tb and malaria | false |
The dishwasher is making a strange noise. probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway. | true |
The ncaa is really not going to like this new ben simmons doc | false |
Trump and sanders are already campaigning against each other | false |
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