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Effective ways to prevent violence against women and girls | false |
5 reasons to encourage your kid to read banned books | false |
Kate middleton meets england football team in a reiss coat (photos) | false |
Sia's latest music video is is hauntingly beautiful | false |
Dog confiscated under anti-pit bull law returns home | false |
As you enjoy your vacation, think about taking a sabbatical | false |
Second victim dies after shooting at florida gym | false |
An attack on the aca and planned parenthood is an attack on the latino community | false |
12 of the most delicious easter brunch recipes | false |
Asma assad added to eu sanctions blacklist after controversial spending revealed | false |
Khloe is the sheerest kardashian during nyc night out | false |
Low-income asian character in 'power rangers' highlights rarely discussed issue | false |
Working-class whites still have it a whole lot better than their black counterparts | false |
I would tell you the one about the broken pencil. but there's no point to it. | true |
Want to hear a corny joke? it's so good, you'd say it was a-maize-ing | true |
If the black lives matter movement had started 300 years ago... it would have been called peta | true |
The 7 best things to buy vintage (and 3 to skip) | false |
The phenomenal 'danish girl' presents a transgender journey by way of a tender love story | false |
What do you call a crushed angle? a rectangle ! | true |
Corn on the cob today is corn on the log tomorrow. | true |
You won't believe what this cnn host said about fox website | false |
What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans? plot holders. | true |
What's the kkk's favorite christmas song? white christmas. | true |
What i want in 2013: am i asking too much? | false |
What does spider-man wear when it gets cold out? a peter parka | true |
I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody. | true |
Trump supporters hopeful after news of fbi's email review | false |
Donald trump jr. 'fake news' shirt part deux: twitter beats him up | false |
In 1828 franz schubert was buried next to beethoven... they wanted to decompose together. | true |
Nancy pelosi to republicans who want to punish dems for gun sit-in: 'make my day' | false |
And on good friday, i'm once again reminded that i'm a lonely virgin. even jesus got nailed today. | true |
What has been confirmed when ariana grande spat on the donuts? she's a spitter, not a swallower. | true |
Why did insane clown posse never learn about magnets? they're repulsive! | true |
John kasich brags women 'left their kitchens' to elect him back in the day | false |
Elisabeth lehrer's gps guide for releasing stress before sleep | false |
Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career? she had no sense of porpoise. | true |
Dear kids: here's why you and i are history | false |
I stay away from granny smith. she's just too tart for me. | true |
What did the slug say to the police? i was assalted | true |
Over grindr? tired of scruff? maybe this app is for you | false |
Hillary clinton wins a resounding victory in south carolina | false |
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? scott ! | true |
Nearly half of parents say they snoop through their teen's phone | false |
Syria killed thousands in secret mass hangings inside prison, amnesty reports | false |
The u.s. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the u.s. vladimir putin | true |
Peek behind the scenes at one of apple's most secretive facilities | false |
All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015s :d | true |
Carole king is on the prowl for hillary clinton voters in new york city | false |
After the boston marathon, we wonder: is the world safe for our kids? | false |
House passes children's health insurance bill, but kids are no closer to health insurance | false |
Pence vows toughest sanctions ever on north korea ahead of winter olympics | false |
What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? silly-con | true |
President obama meets with emma didlake, oldest living u.s. veteran | false |
Drunk is when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it. | true |
What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed? high humor | true |
What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy? poverty | true |
Kit kat fills student's car with 6,500 bars after chocolate theft | false |
Joey's jerky dog treats being tested for possible link to 21 cases of salmonella infection | false |
This duck has the best hackers in the world baffled | false |
State gave its workers in flint clean water as it assured residents taps were safe | false |
Amanda knox's italian crime scene house hits the market for $500,000 (photo) | false |
Ana navarro unloads on '50 shades of crazy' trump supporter scottie nell hughes | false |
Celebrity wedding venues: where stars said 'i do' (photo) | false |
Kim mulkey proves baylor's culture is still toxic & violent | false |
Who is an employee, joint employee, or independent contractor? | false |
How do i like my eggs? umm in a cake. | true |
I tried... i tried reading a book about self-hypnosis but it keeps sending me to sleep. | true |
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? a smooth operator! | true |
You know why you can't scare a gay guy? because they're not fucking pussies | true |
The content brief: are brands ready for 3d printing? | false |
Nasa moon probe crash: grail spacecraft 'ebb' & 'flow' to smash into lunar surface on monday | false |
What is worse than ants in your pants? ......... uncles. | true |
Steak tartare at home is easier than you think | false |
Boston marathon first responders: when heroes defy their instincts | false |
That viral 'handshake teacher' has simple school day advice for parents | false |
What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle? a carpet. | true |
Steve spurrier resigns as south carolina football coach | false |
Why did bill gates get sick? because he left the windows open. | true |
Why couldn't batman go fishing? because robin ate the worms. | true |
Why didn't they let voldermort play quidditch? ...because he'd always just slytherin the grass. | true |
What bring a dead duck back to life? a dead bullfrog. | true |
I had to put my dog down today. my arms were getting tired. | true |
Jury acquits mexican man in 2015 san francisco shooting death | false |
Apple rumored to be developing larger iphones with enhanced sensors | false |
Donald trump's tax cuts would cause deficit to explode, report says | false |
What did one meme say to the other meme? dank | true |
Customer: wait that password looks really gray. i'm going to type it in again. | true |
Going to open a vietnamese restaurant and name it viet nom nom nom. | true |
Dog interrupts brazilian soccer match, gets star treatment | false |
Still a lotta racism down south. just today i saw some asshole on his whiteberry. | true |
Businesses say anti-lgbt bills could cost texas billions | false |
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? about three inches. | true |
A man walks into a bar that doesn't make cent | true |
Where does a burger go on vacation? the swiss (cheese) alps or the cheeseapeake valley! | true |
I'm no exorcist, but i did scare the hell out of someone once. | true |
I ate one of those orange hostess cupcakes and now i have to live in the sewers. | true |
A terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day | false |
Why do men die before their wives? because they want to. | true |
Tough love: 10 style rules your friends won't tell you | false |
I blame instagram for making these basic b*tches think that they're models in real life. | true |
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