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What do you call a bad circumcision? what do you call a bad circumcision? a rip off. | true |
What stories are told by basketball players? tall stories! | true |
What does a man call a gorilla he loves? haram bae | true |
Call me old school, but i think your shorts should be longer than your private parts. | true |
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? they never cry over spilt milk ! | true |
Why so mexicans have red eyes after sex?! pepperspray... | true |
I'm working on my second million, since i failed so much at the first. | true |
Cops deciding whether to charge man who allegedly killed burglar | false |
I just found out nicki minaj isn't animated! | true |
What did the city say to its father before it left for mexico? ciudad | true |
How did the redneck find the goat in the tall grass? satisfying. | true |
15 matching family christmas pajamas that are as adorable as they are eye-roll inducing | false |
I was absolutely fuming when i walked out of the art store earlier bitch didn't have my monet | true |
Icymi: cancer while pregnant and why predicting mass shootings is futile | false |
I love the rain so fucking much it gets me wet. | true |
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. | true |
Accidentally called the guy at the oil change place mom | true |
My math teacher asked me if i have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree | true |
Ke$ha looks like a character i would select in mortal kombat | true |
'p.s. i still hate it here!': hilarious kid letters from camp | false |
Israel's espionage on us negotiators casts a shadow on critical alliance | false |
Bar of gold walks into a pub, the bartender says au get out of here | true |
Manchester students' impromptu oasis singalong will bring you to tears | false |
Actress and trans activist alexis arquette dead at 47 | false |
Ralph nader opens museum devoted to suing big business | false |
Why are there no stray dogs in china? have you heard of stray chickens? | true |
Why did princess dianna cross the road? she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. | true |
My face is so oily i'm afraid the u.s. is going to invade it | true |
Why compassion is so important in health care (and what it looks like) | false |
What do you call a burning bible? holy smokes. | true |
Woah!!! you're a much fatter family than the stick figures on your rear window would indicate! | true |
This facebook is my serious account. the funny one is my bank account. | true |
Wanna hear a dirty joke? two white stallions fell in the mud. | true |
Why west virginia teachers are on their first strike in 28 years | false |
Charlie sheen auctions off prized babe ruth memorabilia | false |
How cell phone use is destroying your kids' short-term memory | false |
Roses are red. wine is red. poems are hard. wine. | true |
The most expensive pints of ice cream you can buy | false |
We should send uma thurman to japan she's good at fighting 8.8's | true |
Seth rogen used his wife's makeup for a movie premiere and looked great | false |
10 things to never, ever say to someone with depression | false |
Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees? because they are very good at it. | true |
6 totally unsolicited tips for my little brother on graduation weekend | false |
Michelle obama: i faced certain questions because of 'fears and misperceptions' around my race | false |
You know what really grinds my gears? oxidation | true |
Girls are like condoms they spend more time in the wallet than on your dick. | true |
What do you call the system of honour of french horses? chevalry | true |
I keep seeing yards with signs supporting trump but i don't see any walls around them. | true |
What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean? you have a dell, rolling in the deep. | true |
Wednesday's morning email: everything you need to know about the comey fallout | false |
Who is this rorschach guy.... ... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting? | true |
National review stands athwart donald trump, even if it can't stop him | false |
Kate upton on carine roitfeld: she was the first editor who put me in clothing | false |
Chrissy teigen wishes john legend a happy birthday in the sweetest way | false |
I may love to shop but i'm not buying your bullshit. | true |
Dozens of firefighters injured when blazing high-rises collapses in tehran | false |
I am feeling very optimistic, but i bet it won't last. | true |
This stepkid has some helpful advice on dealing with blended family problems | false |
Tuesday's morning email: 62 days until election day | false |
I like to keep my collar popped. i ain't no collar back girl. | true |
Why was the centipede late ? because he was playing this little piggy with his baby brother ! | true |
Why did the man get kicked out of the russian bar? because he walked in. | true |
I like my coffee like i like my women raped and dismembered | true |
Obama: i am where i am today because of voting rights heroes | false |
Jet just launched its own apple store with some incredible deals | false |
We can't wait: taking action on alzheimer's disease | false |
Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me. | true |
I drank half a bottle of nyquil and tried to call audrey hepburn on my microwave | true |
Obesity, lack of physical activity may raise colorectal cancer risk | false |
What do you call a satanist dancer? a ba'al-erina. | true |
Melania trump threatens lawsuit against daily mail over 'false and defamatory' escort claims | false |
What do you call inexplicably missing aioli? awoli. | true |
What do you do if your bank account stops working? throw the guy out of the house. | true |
Age is important only if you're cheese and wine. | true |
Context is key she's so coy. is she part fish?! | true |
What's long and hard and fucks old people? osteoporosis | true |
Making a difference - people programs driving cultural change and diversity | false |
Vin diesel is latin for the guy we get when the rock won't do it | true |
Pulp fashion week celebrates plus-size models in paris (photos) | false |
What do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales | true |
People have an odd craving for pineapple during the oscars, according to data | false |
I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats | true |
What does the l in samuel l jackson stand for? motherfucking | true |
Movies these days have a lot more cgi than you might realize | false |
I like my women like i like my whiskey (nsfw) aged 12 years and mixed up with coke. | true |
You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women? they're bitter. garrison keillor | true |
Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns? they were his best fronds. | true |
What is round, ticks and if it falls down the clock is broken? | true |
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? have you ever heard of kentucky fried elephant ?! | true |
Oh you're a football fan? okay then name 3 of their albums. yeah. that's what i thought. | true |
Trump supporters organize their own rallies across the country | false |
Chuck norris died a few hours ago. don't worry, he's fine now. | true |
What do you call a nun with a drinking problem? a bad habit | true |
According to fox news, the celtics lost because obama did nothing to stop kobe. | true |
When the detainee is american . . . | false |
What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common? they're both full of bums | true |
My arabic neighbours are expecting.....they are having ha-bibi. | true |
Which bird ran for president? h. ross parrot | true |
This is what happens when you let amateurs ride a mechanical bull | false |
Journalist sues st. louis police for assaulting him during unconstitutional crackdown | false |
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