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You know you're old when you get a you up? text.... and it's 8:25 p.m. | true |
Give vintage silverware a dose of personality with neon paint (photo) | false |
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? a bunion. | true |
7 reasons why photographs can boost your happiness | false |
At cpac, no mention of the elephant in the room | false |
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing oasis songs. i said maybe. | true |
The 6 most common running pains and when to see a doctor | false |
House democrats end their sit-in protest over gun reform | false |
7 homes for sale with a 1950s-style diner inside | false |
Andy, toddler, stars in the 'greatest family photo of all time' (photos) | false |
What's the difference between half a dozen dicks and the truth? you can't handle the truth. | true |
Cambridge analytica execs bragged of using fake news, sex to sway elections | false |
Ivanka trump visits india amid criticism of clothing line's labor practices | false |
*octopus goes in for a palm reading* psychic: cancel all my appointments | true |
Justin timberlake wants his son to be inspired by charlottesville's strength | false |
What do you call the study of color? cyance | true |
What was han solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? he was petrified. | true |
Fashion gif of the week: chloé resort 2013 models share stripes | false |
Emmanuel lubezki walks into a bar and orders one shot. | true |
Johnny depp gets emotional talking about his daughter’s illness | false |
What do you call a pumpkin who eats too much? a plumpkin. | true |
I just got a really terrible circumcision what a rip-off! | true |
J.j. abrams explains how he picked the new 'star wars' character names | false |
'happy sweat' is a thing and it may be contagious | false |
Scientists record deer gnawing on human remains for the first time | false |
Jesse james dillen robbed elderly man while mom drove getaway car: cops | false |
Why couldn't the melon get married because it can't-elope! | true |
How the size and timing of breakfast impacts your entire day | false |
Today in the mind of parker j. palmer | false |
Religion and women's rights: international women's day in israel | false |
This relationship advice gives us more reason to love claire huxtable | false |
Cop caught on video attacking bystanders charged with civil rights violations (graphic) | false |
Tutus, cartwheels and motherhood: a completely biased review of xox betsey | false |
How do bulls drive their cars? they steer them! | true |
Hulk hogan wants to be your next vice president | false |
Gmail tap: google announces morse code keyboard alternative for april fools day (video) | false |
Trump won't save us from climate change. maybe surfers will. | false |
Which has less drunks: an irish wedding or an irish funeral? an irish funeral has one less drunk. | true |
Cameron crowe finally explains the inspiration behind 'show me the money' | false |
What do you get if you cross dracula with a snail? the world's slowest vampire. | true |
Martin o'malley elbows hillary clinton on social security | false |
I kept telling a pun to the passersby during a marathon it was a running joke. | true |
Dallas officer shot at home depot dies. 2 others still in hospital. | false |
Divorce diaries: have you ever cried watching sesame street? | false |
What do you say to piss off a british farmer? you're a peon. | true |
Every program i write is completely error free no exceptions | true |
A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says five beers, please | true |
What's the difference between a bmw and a porcupine? in a bmw, the prick is on the inside. | true |
New zealand pinot noir: balance, complexity & great value | false |
Obamacare opponents' last -- and most far-fetched -- stand | false |
My wife thinks i am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!! | true |
Chrissy teigen slams commenter who said she looked better 10 years ago | false |
My sister said i'm being immature. i guess she isn't getting her nose back | true |
Farm beyond fork across america: the national heirloom expo -- world fair of pure food | false |
The craigslist ad every parent could write at some point or another | false |
Jack lalanne died two years ago and he's still in better shape than i am. | true |
Tsa workers fired, suspended for violating screening protocol | false |
I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than pull an all-nighter with you. | true |
If you catch chuck norris sleeping he will grant you one wish.... if your wish is dying. | true |
Bryan fischer connects gay men and pedophilia, lesbians and breast cancer | false |
Movie character baby names inspired by classic films | false |
The tabloids would have a field day if billy joel ever actually started a fire. | true |
What do you call scriptures for blind people? the holy braille | true |
If i wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did i really wear them. | true |
The nypd could learn something from the lapd's progress on race relations | false |
How to stay mindful in the midst of hatred in the middle east and the world | false |
These underwater yoga photos prove the practice is truly magical | false |
My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. i played first bass. | true |
Don't think of me as 40. think of me as two 20 yr olds. | true |
Best ice cream sandwich parlors in the u.s. | false |
Chivalry isn't dead, i say, watching one zombie hold the door open for another. | true |
A different roman walks into a bar... hey cousin, want to go bowling? | true |
This beer-barricaded house may be the best wedding prank ever | false |
Why do i love putting down kids without parents? cause endorphins make me feel good. | true |
I tried to buy some purfume from a vending machine, but it was out of odour | true |
I wonder if anyone ever looked jesus in the face and saw a piece of toast. | true |
R/jokes is the place you go when you wanna be put down by a bunch of assholes | true |
6 expert tips for recent college grads on the job hunt | false |
The artichoke bread recipe we can't get out of our heads | false |
Trouble brewing at symphony hall. it's the bottom of beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded. | true |
'black models matter' protest blasts paris fashion week for lack of diversity | false |
A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on. | true |
What do grammar nazis support? the third write | true |
Watch: huge fireball lights up the night sky in northern russia | false |
Sarah scussel, curbly, and 3 other pinterest accounts to follow now | false |
Give these to your parents, i don't want more of you coming back next year | true |
Drew droege satirizes the gay single life in his new one-man show | false |
I got a job digging graves, i don't know how, i just fell into it. | true |
The democratic party’s anti-bernie elites have a huge stake in blaming russia | false |
Runaway goat! search for university research animal enters fifth day | false |
Fifa's blatter unwittingly pinpoints soccer governance's prime issues | false |
What do you call a filipino yoga instructor? a manila folder. | true |
Celebrities erupt in anger over donald trump's 'shithole countries' comment | false |
Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting but no gorillas were shot on my watch. | true |
Alcohol on vacation? americans more inclined to give up booze than social media: study | false |
What tastes good but doesn't smell good? a tongue. hehe | true |
The blame game: treasury department blames banks for little foreclosure progress | false |
Egypt's regime has held an american student for four years. he may soon know his fate. | false |
I am a joke and my kid is the punch line | true |
People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses. | true |
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