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The weird strategy dr. seuss used to create his greatest work (and why you should use it, too) | false |
Q: what do flies wear on their feet? a: shoos. | true |
Pizza hut surprises harvey victims by delivering pizzas by kayak | false |
The places that most desperately need a higher minimum wage | false |
Yes! some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! sweet freedom!!! | true |
7 ways to keep wine at its best | false |
Most americans aren't all that scared about the state of the world | false |
Why was the energizer bunny jailed? on charges of battery. | true |
I lost weight: kris webb found his focus and lost more than 180 pounds | false |
I had critics when i adopted a son with down syndrome, but my daughter wasn't one of them | false |
One big piece of obama's legacy: a park system that looks like all of us | false |
Two pretzels are walking down the street. one was assaulted. | true |
Twitter reverses stance on archiving politicians’ deleted tweets | false |
I'm in germany. time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man hans | true |
The government shutdown coloring book for kids no one was waiting for | false |
What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? a balanced diet! | true |
Democrats flood mccabe with federal job offers so he can access his pension | false |
An ode to single moms: you are appreciated | false |
Where do muslim terrorists go when they die? into buildings | true |
Oregon man strips down to protest tsa at portland international airport | false |
Donald trump accidentally articulates gop abortion stance a little too loudly | false |
Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? robbin' hood | true |
University of kansas under more scrutiny on sexual assault cases | false |
Real talk on raising an all-boy brady bunch from a mom who's been there | false |
How does donald trump plan to expel all muslims from the county? legalize uber. | true |
Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons. | true |
Democratic super pac steps up push to fight 'conservative dark money' | false |
What do spanish canadians put on their tacos? pork, eh? | true |
Comedians tell us where they stand on the divisive cargo shorts debate | false |
Cardi b has mother of all lines about pregnancy on 'tonight show' | false |
They finally did something cool to spider-man's suit after all those movies | false |
Fiorina and carson defend saudi government, which cites sharia law to execute 47 people | false |
My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs. | true |
It costs $6 to visit karl marx's grave. google it. | true |
In historic victory, barbados elects first female prime minister | false |
Your mom fails so hard at life... i gave her a d out of sympathy. | true |
Remember when? remember when the worst thing about volkswagen was that they made cars for hitler? | true |
What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? a flip-flop. | true |
Desperation: is it keeping you from what (or who) you want? | false |
What's the difference between my dick and my jokes? my girlfriend never laughs at my jokes | true |
All about pie fats: butter vs. oil vs. lard vs. shortening | false |
Smart baby suit works to prevent sudden infant deaths | false |
What's brown and rhymes with snoop dog? dr.dre | true |
Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? because attachments are forbidden | true |
Pope francis doesn't seem bothered by controversy over spanish priest's upcoming canonization | false |
Santorum i thought he didn't believe in pulling out? | true |
How does kendall jenner celebrate father's day? she doesn't. | true |
Here's why that heineken ad is even worse than the pepsi ad | false |
In new cia wikileaks trove, ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯, (◕_◕) and ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ | false |
Your other biological clock: when do you start pursuing a life that matters? | false |
Why can a nose not be 12 inches? because then it would be a foot! | true |
Why are farmers cruel? they pull corn by the ears. | true |
What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal? captain crunch | true |
My new year's resolution is that donuts have no calories. | true |
Eric garner's daughter hails bernie sanders' activism in powerful new campaign ad | false |
Told a girl to text me when she got home. she must be homeless. | true |
Florida police officer arrested in shooting of unarmed black man | false |
What kind of concert costs 45cents? 50cent feat. nickelback | true |
Wedding budget dos and don'ts: how not to get in debt over your wedding | false |
Q: what do you call a person who plays the viola? a: a violator. | true |
How to live a life without regrets: lessons from the dying | false |
Why is dwayne the rock johnson always so sad? everyone takes him for granite. | true |
Pro-clinton senator sees something trump-like in bernie sanders' rise | false |
Out-of-control tour bus crashes in san francisco's union square, injuring 20 | false |
Cdc issues travel warning about miami neighborhood with local zika spread | false |
What do you get when you shoot a mexican golfer a hole in juan | true |
My cheap boss... talks so much shit. i guess its hard to defecate when you're major tight ass. | true |
What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in ireland? paddy o' furniture | true |
Trump's obamacare attacks show he's not serious about leadership | false |
The lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool. i was so startled, i almost fell in. | true |
Why are christmas trees like bad knitters ? they both drop their needles ! | true |
What kind of insects to secret agents like? (as told by my 9 yr old) spiders. | true |
Obama says he wouldn't want his daughters listening to trump | false |
How the planned parenthood funding debate impacts latinas | false |
Fox business network will host another republican presidential debate | false |
What did hitler say when the allies landed on normandy? dang, i did nazi that coming. | true |
Chance the rapper's younger brother comes out as bisexual | false |
Al gore solves the world's problems by singing and dancing. he has an algorithm. | true |
I am proud to endorse podiums that's a product i can stand behind | true |
Bernie sanders says debbie wasserman schultz will be gone from dnc if he's president | false |
What did the octopus say to the fox? what the fuck are you doing in the ocean? | true |
Excuse me while i go slip into something more alcohol. | true |
Ice officers dined at cafe, then arrested 3 of its cooks, owner says | false |
Three great books for lovers of france (and food) | false |
Serena williams now has more grand slam wins than any player ever | false |
Just remember, you're unique. just like everyone else. | true |
5 indefensible tweets from the nra since the oregon gun massacre | false |
My car's fuel economy is not doing so good... as a matter of fact, it's tanking | true |
What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? they will both ruin your meat. | true |
Create a story using one word! anyone can participate and it has to make sense! good luck! :) | true |
Kate upton, nina agdal trade places as prom dates to high school senior (video) | false |
What do you call a security guard who works at samsung? a guardian of the galaxy | true |
I'm really good at wrapping presents. it's a gift. | true |
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food but no atmosphere | true |
One day canada will conquer the galaxy... and they'll call it the *milky eh*. | true |
Sophia young, wnba all-star, publicly opposes same-sex marriage despite league's lgbt fan base | false |
When will the economy start caring about home-care work? | false |
Nsfw your dick's like mt. everest it's hard to get up. | true |
So, about that tax break for private jets | false |
Why it’s so hard to fire an abusive prison guard | false |
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