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Regular exercise could help prevent cervical cancer in women | false |
So i had a dream last night about eating breakfast. it was pretty *surreal.* | true |
Obama and bibi to meet and make up after iran deal clash | false |
Treatment for rare muscle-wasting disease could be coming soon | false |
What do you call people who use the pull out method? parents | true |
I like my jokes like my blues.... cheesy | true |
What do you call a chinese man with a bad internet connection? hi ping | true |
Polling on new york's primaries knocked it out of the park | false |
Girls named miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent. | true |
Taking a digital breath in the work-life merge | false |
Have you ever played ad soraka? it's bananas! | true |
The 'good guy with a gun’ theory is nonsense, despite breitbart news’ claims | false |
I'm going to find a cure for blindness. you'll see! you'll all see! | true |
Orlando bloom was katy perry's 'cool mom' at the dnc last night | false |
Apparently iron man also did a tuxedo range... but it wasn't his strong suit | true |
What is tumblr's favourite branch of maths? trigger-nometry... i'll see myself out. | true |
God i hate these crossword puzzles does anyone know a 3 letter word for father? | true |
Why are elevator jokes so funny? because they work on so many levels | true |
A man tries to punch a wood chipper he is unarmed. | true |
These tweets are a lot better if you imagine them being read by morgan freeman. | true |
$1 trillion of student loan in america -- here's a quick tip | false |
If hilary and trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? america. america survives. | true |
Want to sleep in 'the world's largest grave'? airbnb to the rescue | false |
Funny can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? of course, a house doesn't jump at all. | true |
And on the 8th day god created drugs and everybody was like thanks god you're the shit | true |
My mind wants to dance but my body is a really awkward white guy. | true |
Who really won tinder in 2015? these people! | false |
Yo momma is so fat ... she took a jump in the pool, they found water on mars. | true |
Great to meet you too, person i'll never see again. | true |
Why was jeffrey dahmer so healthy? because he ate five fruits a day! | true |
Couple sleep is best -- here's how to make it even better! | false |
When's the best time to see an optometrist? when you can't. | true |
Watch live: scientists debate gmos with monsanto executive | false |
Que hace el pez cuando esta aburrido? nada. | true |
Michaela coel's musical lands multi-million dollar deal with netflix | false |
A weed whacker is not as sexy as it sounds | true |
If jason bateman had a servant... would his servant call him master bateman? | true |
See two spirits wave hello in the funniest scene from 'a ghost story' | false |
Unhappy dog wearing pants and sweater found roaming in park | false |
I'm not mr right but i'll do freaky stuff to you till he shows up. | true |
Why do people say children are the future? they are clearly the present. old people are the future. | true |
How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? well, it's not hard. | true |
Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving? he didn't have the guts for it. | true |
Paul volcker: obama socialist comments have 'no connection with reality' | false |
Art and music in london: live performances will add sonority to vermeer's paintings | false |
Michigan man killed after shooting deputy with crossbow | false |
Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? in case of any night mares! | true |
I wish i could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system. | true |
Dark souls 3 playing dark souls 3 starts.. restarts restarts restarts restarts restarts alt+f4 | true |
Damn girl are you a graveyard because i'm dying to get in you | true |
Bill maher rips 'whiny little b***h' donald trump over his first 100 days | false |
Super bowl singer pink ecstatic her eagles are playing in game | false |
Do you know what really gets my goat? el chupacabra | true |
I can't believe rattlesnake warnings are called rattles and not cautionary tails | true |
32-year-old orca dead after nearly a lifetime in captivity | false |
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb you can unscrew a lightbulb. | true |
Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem. | true |
Parenting post-divorce: what's coming between me and my son? | false |
What did santa claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'come and look at the rain dear.' | true |
Stephen colbert takes aim at donald trump's nuclear arsenal ambitions | false |
To stay grounded in hollywood, tony hale talks to himself | false |
What do sex and sword swallowing have in common? | false |
Supreme court free speech ruling challenges anti-panhandling laws | false |
Security video shows motel explosion in washington state | false |
With so much bad news out of the middle east, these stories remind us that there's still hope | false |
What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? spine | true |
What do you call porn with transgender midgets? micro trans action. | true |
If you have parkinson's disease... ...that means you stutter in sign language. | true |
My friend stabbed me with a pencil, i guess you could say i got the point. | true |
The content brief: tv goes multiplatform at the upfronts | false |
Nephew of inmate who beat up jared fogle says he was seeking 'justice' for abused kids | false |
Ph.d students should not eat apples... because an apple a day keeps the doctor away. | true |
They laughed when i said i was going to be a comedian. well, they're not laughing now. | true |
Gps guide: cheryl kain's basic tools for stress relief | false |
I don't need a reason to enjoy a little wine. i just need a glass. | true |
Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall? | true |
U.s. senators seek sanctions to address venezuela crisis | false |
What do you call a girl on the grill? patty | true |
How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? none. hippies only screw in tents. | true |
Why can't bike stand on its own? ...because it's two tired. | true |
We take anna sui's spring 2013 candy-colored wigs to the streets (video, poll) | false |
Time flies in italy.... ...everywhere you look, another dago's by..... | true |
I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster nobody came. | true |
With what do mexicans use to cut pizza? little ceasars | true |
Kate middleton & william wear grass skirts in tuvalu, show off their dance moves (photos) | false |
Toronto: museums and a ferry ride; great pizza and other good dining | false |
Shop owner who sold orlando massacre weapon: 'i'm just sorry he picked my place' | false |
My dad held me like he holds his beer by the neck and all day | true |
Epa budget cuts could make east chicago's lead crisis worse | false |
Q: what does an attorney wear to work? a: a law suit. | true |
Football player married: 6-year-old breanna 'marries' j.j. watt, her favorite player (photos) | false |
There's really no sense in being pessimistic... it's not going to work, anyway. | true |
Tv is the best girlfriend because, no matter what happens, i can always turn it on. | true |
E-cigarette use doubles among u.s. teens -- but what's the connection with cigarette smoking? | false |
Queer nativity scenes show that it's love that makes a family | false |
Top democrats press gao to investigate 'chaotic' trump transition | false |
B-50, vitamin b supplement, contains potentially dangerous steroids, fda warns | false |
Olympic diets: jennifer gibson, u.s. olympic committee nutritionist, on athletes' food secrets | false |
How do you make a dog smile? suck its dick. | true |
Rebellion, love and instagram: how being adopted shaped my sense of style (photos) | false |
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