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How do you confuse one whom is gay? seven | true |
Gwyneth paltrow instyle uk cover looks like she got the photoshop treatment (photo, poll) | false |
I'm starting a prostitution ring for ex-cops.... i'm calling it fuck the police. | true |
They say that american beer is like having sex on a canoe. it's fucking close to water. | true |
What time does sean connery arrive at the wimbledon? tennish. | true |
My life is like my dick after masturbation empty. | true |
The seahawks are the nfc's most dangerous wild card team | false |
How do people get their drivers to murder someone? mine sulks if i ask him to fetch groceries. | true |
Studies show studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape | true |
Never trust an atom... they make up everything! | true |
Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. until you realize you live alone. | true |
I don't like nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond mein kampfort zone. | true |
Joe biden delivers touching eulogy for slain nypd cop | false |
Here's how obamacare is keeping people out of the hospital | false |
The top 5 insights for directors from james demonaco, writer/director of the purge: anarchy | false |
What do you rate megan fox out of 10? friend: 9 me: 9? i'll give her one.. *wink* | true |
Could a turkish islamist party siphon votes from erdogan's akp? | false |
If i ever run into captian crunch, i'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth. | true |
What phrase would a neckbeard who watches south park use the most? m'kay | true |
I worked at miramax, but harvey weinsteins exist everywhere | false |
Got a cape? you're a hero. dress for the occasion. | false |
What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? pro *boner* work | true |
Cut to obama and biden silently eating schwarma. | true |
I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my wu tang tape. | true |
A guide to getting the most of going to conferences | false |
Yo mama so fat... that when she sat on a nokia phone it broke | true |
So sports authority is going out of business. i hear their competitors are real dicks. | true |
Why did the architect have his house made backwards? so he could watch the football | true |
How to nurture yourself as you enter the cave of winter solstice | false |
Ben stiller and christine taylor split after 17 years of marriage | false |
Someday, i hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand. | true |
Why do women make bad engineers? their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8 | true |
Why do they call them s'mores? because you always want another one! | true |
What does beyonce bake her cookies on? aluminatti foil | true |
What did one volcano call the other volcano? an ash-hole. | true |
Practicing self-care means doing the things that make you strong | false |
Do you know why the little mermaid wore seashells? because she was too small for d shells. | true |
The met museum isn't the only one with cool admission tags | false |
What do you call a mexican midget? a speck. | true |
Your favorite childhood news host linda ellerbee is retiring at 71 | false |
Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told? it was really well trained. | true |
Listen up: janelle monae's electric lady, aka, buppie music | false |
What kind of overalls does mario wear? ... denim denim denim | true |
How do you start a joke about vladimir putin? by looking over your shoulder. | true |
Whoops, i said fuck in front if the kid again. i am the joe biden of this family. | true |
Burning question: are traditional and instant oatmeal the same? | false |
Jimmy fallon's adorable daughters went all out for halloween | false |
That awkward moment when your ex is dating someone who looks just like you. | true |
God said to peter come fourth... but peter came fifth and won a toaster | true |
La toya jackson details ex-husband jack gordon's abuse on huffpost live (video) | false |
Which of santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? rudeolph | true |
I went out with anorexic twins last night... 2 birds, 1 stone | true |
Made love to my girlfriend like a jedi last night. she said no so i used the force. | true |
Did you know the person who created knock knock jokes won a nobel peace prize? | true |
I never buy anything containing velcro it's all a total rip-off | true |
What you can get with 57 000? a home for a refugee. or a shit ton of beer | true |
Not to brag, but i can usually tell if meat has spoiled between 4-6 hours after eating it. | true |
How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? she's the one with dirty knees. | true |
What do you give an elephant with big feet ? plenty of room ! | true |
Roses are red. monsters are green. just look in the mirror. you'll know what i mean. | true |
How do you know when your roommate is gay? when his dick tastes like shit. | true |
Tim kaine believes bob dylan 'absolutely' deserved the nobel prize | false |
What did the animal control officer ask the hawaiian dancer? hula the dogs out? | true |
The kardashians are taking this whole blac chyna beef way too seriously | false |
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough. | true |
As long as mcdonald's doesn't make us pay with excercise. | true |
Rome's trevi fountain crumbling due to bad weather | false |
Sorry i was late. i got stuck in internet traffic. | true |
Yes, it's true - jews can have christmas memories, too | false |
I'd like to see every photograph where i'm just someone passing in the background. | true |
I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse. | true |
What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? a small medium at large | true |
Rio just listed a slightly used olympic stadium on ebay. | true |
Steve rothstein, american airlines' frequent flier, has unlimited pass revoked for alleged fraud | false |
Study: giving homeless people homes is cost-efficient even in pricey silicon valley | false |
I fell off a 50 foot ladder yesterday. luckily i was on the bottom step. | true |
Hey guys! they brought back angry beavers! isn't it great? its been renamed to the view, however... | true |
Why shouldn't you protest wound treatment? it won't get better if you picket it. | true |
Amber heard accessorizes with an adorable dog: look of the day | false |
Peanut butter cookie recipes to try on national peanut butter cookie day | false |
Here's what happened on trevor noah's first 'daily show' | false |
Bad news for bigfoot? biologist says yetis are really just bears | false |
3 pieces of advice for move-in day that are classic dad | false |
Rick scott refuses to extend florida's voter registration due to hurricane | false |
My fan has two settings: - barely moving. - could propel a hovercraft across the everglades. | true |
Why do birds fly south for the winter? because it's too far to walk | true |
Human slingshot slip and slide will make you jealous (video) | false |
Wanna hear a funny yolk? whats a yolk? an egg joke! | true |
What do you do to a dog that doesn't obey your commands? you kill it. | true |
How two guys from stanford built the 'iphone of vaporizers' | false |
Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn? to spruce things up a bit. | true |
Rancho pescadero: an antidote to cabo on the road to todos santos | false |
Accidentally opened excel. decided to roll with it and get my life together. see you all never. | true |
I got a blow up doll, that was made in baghdad problem is... it blew itself up | true |
Saddest elevator ever reminds us that true love is often fleeting | false |
Why does michael jackson love placing 2nd in races because he loves coming in a little behind | true |
Two guys walk into a bar... third guy ducks. | true |
Working woman or mom? it's time for change, not choice | false |
Why does santa have a huge sack? because he only comes once a year. | true |
Is 'let it go' a protest song for the toddler set? | false |
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