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What they dont tell you, is that your sheets are actually made of egyptians and cotton. | true |
Truly human leadership-part 2: management and leadership at barry-wehmiller | false |
Parents discover heartwarming note from son after his tragic death | false |
Happy new year! i bought you some therapy | false |
Elizabeth warren’s pick wins ohio's democratic gubernatorial primary | false |
How do you kill 200 flies at once? hit an ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. | true |
Steph curry did what lebron couldn't do win a championship in cleveland | true |
I am fly. it says so on my nametag. | false |
Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? mount rushmore | true |
Why does the alphabet like to piss on the periodic table? because it's elemental pee! | true |
Undermining obamacare would cause a lot of pain in trump territory | false |
My new diet consists in killing anyone who tells me i'm fat. | true |
Elite universities are compromising student mental healthcare amid heightened stress culture | false |
Donald trump taps new lawyer to manage his response to the russia spiral | false |
A modest proposal: mr. president, get some sleep | false |
With its way of life at risk, this remote oyster-growing region called in robots | false |
Roses are red violets are blue who shit in my garden? | true |
Will you spend the rest of my life with me? that depends. when are you going to die? | true |
John oliver is coming back and he's not going to change a thing | false |
Ana jet's landing is so rough, plane's fuselage is bent (video) | false |
How is parsley and pubic hair alike? you just brush them off to the side and keep eating | true |
Girls are never wrong. until they are. then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again. | true |
Funny vanity plate shows what winning a divorce looks like (photo) | false |
8yo: mommy how old are you? me: 46 8yo: *blink blink* so you seen a real dinosaur? | true |
Florida special election shows voters reject trump's politics of hate | false |
Did you hear about the new christian online video game? it's pretty good, but it's pray2win. | true |
Lorena bobbit died in a car accident today from what i hear, some dick cut her off. | true |
I thought i stepped on a lego, but thankfully, it was just a rusty old nail. | true |
Standing up when you are the silent minority | false |
Why didn't the leopard go on vacation? it couldn't find the right spot. | true |
Superman ruins a lot of button down shirts. | true |
What's the only way a trumpie can get hard? freezing to death. | true |
Black caucus declines meeting with trump, says his actions speak louder than words | false |
Megan michelle snipes, school psychologist, charged with sexual battery of student | false |
Why did hitler shoot himself? he saw his gas bill! | true |
Arugula is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's. | true |
Oklahoma girl shoots home intruder: 12-year-old uses family's gun to protect self, home | false |
Philippine president duterte says he may expand martial law nationwide | false |
Weight loss success: michele b. found a love of exercise and lost 190 pounds | false |
To my unborn son: yale black men's union launch powerful photo campaign | false |
How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu? one you use tweetment and the other, oinkment | true |
Home makeover: how to create a stylish kid-friendly living space (video) | false |
What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style? schrodinger's cut | true |
Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00? his hands were tied. | true |
They say god dosn't give people they can't handle. except cancer. | true |
Thanksgiving crafts: patterned fabric and yarn placemats with tassels | false |
Behold! the unicorn frappuccino is now a hairstyle | false |
How one texas judge may have sealed the fate of lgbtq rights under donald trump | false |
If your are ever about to get jumped by a gang of clowns go for the juggler | true |
'gilmore girls: a year in the life' review! | false |
If a-rod plays well what will the yankees do? | false |
First time to peru? 10 best things to do and see | false |
What do you call two lesbian dinosaurs? lickalotypus. | true |
Almost got raped in prison my family takes monopoly way too seriously | true |
What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? the back of my hand. | true |
I really want to drive private or hired cars. but i don't have anything to chauffeur it. | true |
This tax legislation is terrible, but it might be worth passing | false |
Radiohead's coachella set was kind of a disaster | false |
3yo: make me oatmeal me: *poof* you're oatmeal 3yo: me: *makes oatmeal | true |
Jimmy fallon and kristen stewart crack up playing 'word blurt' | false |
I've noticed something about /r/jokes... ...all the comments are very punny. | true |
New york: what you can't miss this summer | false |
Communist alternative of grab 'em by the pussy would be... ...seize the means of reproduction. | true |
Hearing someone say 'first world problems' is now almost worse than many third world problems. | true |
My boss called in sick today he must have went to disneyland. | true |
Prince harry admits he 'wanted out' of the royal family | false |
What could have been the most stuppidest result of napolleonic wars if france won? tsar napoleon. | true |
Philando castile's high school classmates award first scholarship in his honor | false |
All human females should be exterminated at menopause to reduce bitchiness? amiright? | true |
Enrage the one you love today with a calm, rational explanation. | true |
People don't make your heart skip a beat. medical conditions do. idiots. | true |
Nice job, whoever chose the word monosyllabic for that. | true |
Why every marriage needs a 'good cop' and a 'bad cop' | false |
'south park' fan theory totally explains that confusing twist | false |
The 6 best grad schools for finding a husband | false |
Sxsw 2012: small business owners losing money from festival | false |
How do i make my penis 12 inches long? by folding it in half. | true |
What do jews get at night during the holocaust? not z's | true |
Mena suvari butt exposed in sheer dress? (photos) | false |
Pope francis asks forgiveness for church's persecution of waldensians | false |
There are 10 kind of people in this world those who understand binary and those who don't | true |
What did the vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? banh mi | true |
And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. you're welcome. | true |
Decor trends: 10 designs we are tired of seeing (photos) | false |
Congressional report lambasts nfl for improper influence over brain study | false |
Kristen stewart ditches heels on cannes red carpet, defying 'no flats' rule | false |
No youp0rn... i do not want to play poker, i'm at work for crying out loud. | true |
Hillary clinton's camp looks for a quick knockout with florida blitz | false |
Bill de blasio says what he really thinks about andrew cuomo | false |
Me: you have a good head on your shoulders neck: ok wow, i'm like right here | true |
Former louisville cardinals basketball players acknowledge stripper parties | false |
Turkish airstrikes on u.s.-backed kurdish militia kill up to 200 in syria | false |
What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony? a tumblr. | true |
Michael che definitely dropped the n-word during the 'saturday night live' premiere | false |
7 guys you should break up with, stat | false |
Minimizing home selling stress: practical tips & spiritual advice | false |
I had diarrhea till 5am it was shitty | true |
Ivanka trump doesn't know if teachers should be armed | false |
What's a jewish pyromaniac's favorite explosive? a mazeltov cocktail | true |
How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? answer: r/askreddit | true |
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