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How to clean a toothbrush holder, one of the dirtiest places in your house | false |
A giraffe walks into a bar... and says highballs are on me. | true |
Foreign policy makes first-ever presidential endorsement, slams trump's 'perverse policy views' | false |
These astronauts hugged it out in response to reporter's question about political tension | false |
'the motherhood' fiat rap commercial explains how parents roll (video) | false |
What is 007's favorite subject at school? chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds! | true |
Psychology’s fears confirmed: rechecked studies don’t hold up | false |
Joe biden tries to tamp down house dems' anger over deportation raids | false |
I was gonna make a joke about butts butt fuck it. | true |
He looks at tuberculosis death toll and wonders why you're not worried | false |
What bird has wings but cannot fly ? roast turkey ! | true |
Why do lesbians shop at sports authority.. because they hate dick's | true |
My first name is not damn signed, autocorrect | true |
Time magazine's 30 pinners to follow includes a few (un)surprising pinterest accounts | false |
Samsung will give iphone owners a new galaxy phone to try for $1 | false |
The 10 best things about chicago's lgbtq community | false |
I could tell you a rape joke but it would sound forced | true |
Trump aides divided over policy shielding 'dreamer' immigrants | false |
What did nock say to k? you can join us, as long as you stay quiet. | true |
Hearing loss is a major problem you can avoid -- here's how | false |
I really got in touch with my inner self tonight... i'll never buy that cheap toilet paper again! | true |
What is an algorithm when the presidential candidate goes to a discotech | true |
Why is there so little protest against recent threats of nuclear war? | false |
I thought my daughter was studying oceanography it turns out she was just a c student | true |
Lecturer dons ‘iron man’ mask and becomes his students' superhero | false |
Stephen colbert zings oliver stone for 'fawning' putin documentary | false |
What did the jewish pedophile say to the kid? would you like to buy some candy? | true |
What is the best way to make your dick look and feel really big? fuck a toddler. | true |
I'm selling my talking parrot..... why? because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me. | true |
Kirk douglas turns 100 today. here are 9 of his best films | false |
Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester | true |
After solar eclipse, americans' eyes seem mostly none the worse | false |
Why did the usas with frag rounds fall over? because it was... imbalanced. | true |
5 questions that will lead you to a better year | false |
Eli5: why doesn't bmw install turn signals on their cars? | true |
Time to teach our doctors how to be stem cell specialists | false |
Why can't spongebob make the honor roll? because he's a c sponge! | true |
What drink do you have on halloween? mali-boo | true |
What do bill cosby and santa have in common? they don't come until you're asleep | true |
Greek moms discuss the appeal of having kids later in life | false |
Kids' letters about gun control read at white house | false |
Jim carrey taunts 'psycho' mike pence with biting new portrait | false |
Why is it impossible to starve in a desert? because of the sand, which is everywhere. | true |
Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut. | true |
What do you call brienne's dad? tarth vader. | true |
What did the plate say to the mug? food's on me tonight. | true |
Trump’s tax giveaway to wall street is shameful | false |
What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself? a high-jacker. | true |
Woman dials up the sexiness with boudoir shoot in a t-rex costume | false |
What supervillain do you know the least about? loki , because he is low-key. | true |
What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt? still life. | true |
50 times elle macpherson outdid us with her style | false |
You've heard about the ferguson situation, right? the issues raised aren't exactly black or white. | true |
Apples to apples: 9 apple recipes for fall | false |
Katy perry catches bouquet at grammys mass wedding | false |
Jennifer lawrence tom ford dress is the best thing ever (photos) | false |
Jeb bush to donors: 'i'm sorry' for campaign failure | false |
If catholics are in a demonstration... ... are they protestants? | true |
31 reasons why shorts for evening make total sense (photos) | false |
California's rare 'super bloom' flowers are migrating north | false |
How do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it........ | true |
Cooking off the cuff: yes, it’s about the season, but it's also about the pasta shape | false |
It's weird to sit and not eat, right? | true |
Kim kardashian says kanye west is serious about running for president | false |
6 ways to drink like don draper for the mad men premiere | false |
Postcards from lebanon: part 3 in a series of cancer-related commentary | false |
The 29 best moments for women in 2014 | false |
Bipartisan group of governors propose obamacare fixes, beg congress to consider | false |
Why is beyonce always singing about going to the left? because women have no rights. | true |
Is there a 'best' body type for yoga? | false |
What do you call a joke about black people? african hilarious one! | true |
Pornhub has banned submissions of the germany-brazil game. they don't allow rape videos. | true |
2-year-old killed in chicago shooting streamed on facebook live | false |
Did trump say 'shithole' or 'shithouse'? it really doesn't matter. | false |
What was the tsar of russia's favorite fish ? tsardines ! | true |
Chris hays, san diego police officer, accused of sexual misconduct, improper pat downs | false |
After just starting uni, i have decided i don't like referencing. i don't like it et al. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to escape north korea's long range missiles | true |
I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction if you can't come let me know. | true |
Trump lawyer arranged payoff to playboy playmate for republican fundraiser | false |
Cinematographer chases the sun, catches all its glory | false |
These panels could be the best hope for innocent victims of the criminal justice system | false |
8 ways to create a reading nook for cuddling up with a book | false |
6 women over 50 who inspired us in 2014 | false |
What's the difference between whitney houston and my car? my car can make it to 50. | true |
New york fashion week blisters, sad dinners, iphone autocorrects and more tweets of the day | false |
How long do you have to work at kfc before they make you a colonel? | true |
Pluto wanted to throw earth a birthday party on new year's eve but he forgot to planet | true |
The consumer financial protection bureau: a government agency for promoting growth | false |
Me: i'm going to bed after this episode. netflix: hahahahahaha! sure. ok. | true |
Britney spears hates socks, is self-conscious about her shoe collection (photos) | false |
Women may have claimed the $20 bill... but men still have all the common cents. | true |
The specter of isis reprisal keeps fearful yazidis from returning home | false |
Kim kardashian’s robbers caught fleeing scene in eerie new video | false |
Democrats agree to compromise on superdelegates and other reforms | false |
Why ivanka trump can offer her dad only limited support | false |
Cakebarring and cancer: an unlikely marriage of 2013 | false |
Wedding apps: helpful, free apps to keep the big day running smoothly | false |
Space debris to collide with earth on friday the 13th | false |
How does procrastination start? i'll tell you tomorrow. | true |
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