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He said i was average - but he was just being mean. | true |
What did the germans name the israeli submarine? das jude | true |
Mysterious first teaser for 'independence day: resurgence' released by jeff goldblum | false |
I like my women like i like my whiskey.. inanimate. | true |
You can't run through a campground, you can only ran because it's past tents | true |
Don't you hate those people who are obsessed with tracking their steps? fucking pedophiles. | true |
Trump team struggles for cohesion on tougher china policy | false |
People think taylor swift’s new video is a rip-off of a spike jonze ad | false |
Of course sean spicer's goodbye email contained a typo | false |
The one part of the body you must work out | false |
Italian takeout: 10 tips for making it healthier | false |
Why can't you play uno with mexicans? they steal the green cards. | true |
Why is your optometrist gay? they love people who can't see straight! | true |
How to wear socks with heels and not look like a nerd (photos) | false |
Why did john wayne get a weiner dog? he wanted to get a long little doggy. | true |
What's black and white and red all over? michael jackson falling down the stairs. | true |
Parents threw hot oil on teen for refusing forced marriage, cops say | false |
Who is hitler's favourite character in star wars? princess leiabensraum | true |
What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? a redwood won't fit in a wood chipper. | true |
If the holidays are driving you mad, baby bjork reading the nativity story will help | false |
Abandoned villages on road to mosul rigged with tunnels and bombs | false |
According to my wife's diary, i have boundary issues. | true |
Republican party boss dismisses trump threat to run as independent | false |
7 white-hot suspense novels to heat up your holidays | false |
Norman lear and carl reiner terrified of ranting man seeking to 'kill the old' | false |
Look: 'over 100' dolphins surf a party wave like you've never seen before | false |
Why is dave mustaine described as heavy metal? because he sings lead. (better read than said.) | true |
7 things you should know before buying a yoga mat | false |
What do you call a beaten up pretzel? a salted pretzel | true |
Did you hear the one about the dog who was into s&m? he liked it ruff. | true |
Mila kunis and ashton kutcher might be moving to chicago, allegedly, maybe | false |
Whose fault is it that california always has earthquakes? san andreas fault. | true |
We should change the saying to home is where your phone automatically connects to your wifi. | true |
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. - me, peeping at you in the shower | true |
Erica domesek of p.s. - i made this shares her favorite hand-me-downs (photos) | false |
Now you can pay to crush donald trump or hillary clinton with a tank | false |
Jamie anderson of u.s. wins gold medal again in winter olympics slopestyle | false |
Bella and gigi hadid's model cousin is a body positive badass | false |
Ellen degeneres drags adele into her prank war with matt lauer | false |
This golden globes party may have had better fashion than the show itself | false |
Why is jesus so bad at hockey? because he keeps getting nailed to the boards! | true |
Apple is said to be working on an iphone even it can’t hack | false |
What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? a charmer farmer! | true |
What do you call a pig that does karate?? roast beef. | true |
Jamie foxx to leonardo dicaprio after oscar win: 'you're an honorary black man' | false |
Bounce house blows away, killing 3-year-old girl in china (graphic video) | false |
Why would you get mad? because you cant take a joke. | true |
Appeals court lets trump administration keep blocking undocumented teen's abortion | false |
Utah reports zika infection in person who cared for man with virus | false |
Marc jacobs, rachel roy and our other favorite designer pinterest accounts this week (photos) | false |
Ruby katilius, costume designer, and her trick to making thin hair look thicker | false |
Tax bill would scrap a billion from western states | false |
The rhubarb recipes you've been waiting for all year | false |
These 'human' sculptures are enough to make your skin crawl | false |
Have you ever had ethiopian food? neither have ethiopians. | true |
Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? yes but i didn't find it striking. | true |
Adoptive american parents of russian children don't deserve the heat | false |
Let this artist take you on a 'post-queer' political experience | false |
How many dyslexics does it change to light a take bulb? | true |
People offer free hugs to spread love as paris remembers victims of attacks | false |
Debbie reynolds' last words show the power of a mother's love | false |
Why so many journalists are disappearing and dying in mexico | false |
A 2 man plane crashes into a graveyard... so far they've found hundreds of bodies | true |
What has tiny balls and screws old ladies? a bingo machine you sick fuck | true |
Wdbj holds moment of silence to remember alison parker and adam ward | false |
A day in the life of a muslim chinese migrant family | false |
The apple store in town got robbed last night the police have sent out an appeal for iwitnesses | true |
How wiley cerilli used customer development in building singleplatform | false |
So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening... | true |
What did the bean say to the other bean? how you been? | true |
What is the difference between light and hard? you can sleep with a light on | true |
Vermont governor signs gun control bills into law | false |
President obama honors military families in christmas address | false |
Kerry washington gets pretty in polka dots & more of the week's best style moments (photos) | false |
What us state has a lot of dirty laundry? washington | true |
Did you hear about prince? well i mean the artist formerly known as prince. | true |
What blood type do canadians have? type eh | true |
Penn state task force calls for disclosure of sexual assault punishments | false |
Which similarities do bon jovi and geologists share? they like rock. | true |
Women in business q&a: alexandra voris and maggie patton, founders of bitsy's brainfood | false |
Ryan gosling gets deep in a goofy way to preview 'saturday night live' gig | false |
Celebrity divorce: star couples who vowed never to split | false |
How long is a chinese name. it's not a question. | true |
G.o.p.'s israel support deepens as political contributions shift | false |
Seth meyers dissects trump white house's ‘misogyny and hostility’ towards women | false |
Running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for dogs? | true |
I can sleep for ages and not get tired | true |
Do someone a favor and it becomes your job. | true |
These photos show why you should celebrate juneteenth | false |
You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. the wetter the better. -whistling you perverts | true |
Hungry in hawaii: maui's food and fashion (video) | false |
People are putting makeup on their thighs. is everyone ok? | false |
A blind guy walks into a bar... and into a table.. and a chair... | true |
John oliver says it's time to end discrimination against gays | false |
The best behind-the-scenes celebrity photos from the 2016 oscars | false |
Here's your first look *sob* at 'this is us' season 2 | false |
Political undertones and calls to action at judaica museum's fall exhibit | false |
A letter of hope for those who dread their jobs | false |
Kids react to typewriters, we feel old again | false |
More evidence parents should monitor kids' media (study) | false |
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