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Back before walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to see a bearded woman. | true |
I lost my mood ring. i don't know how i feel about this | true |
No, you can't see a photo of my baby bump | false |
Interior secretary ryan zinke brings back lead ammo in parks and refuges | false |
Three ways kids can find happiness on facebook | false |
Why do crippled kids get picked on so much? because they can't stand up for themselves. | true |
Father's day 2012: our favorite celebrity single dads | false |
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for christmas? cancer. | true |
How can you tell my parents are abusive? beats me | true |
How do you know sia is scottish? because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out | true |
Irs: we've got what it takes to take what you've got. | true |
John conyers' attorney points fingers at accusers, says congressman won't resign | false |
Salt touched pepper in a pervert way.pepper says: this is assalt! | true |
Sources: ali's hospital stay could pose serious issues | false |
10 great gifts for the single mother in your life | false |
I appreciate the lemons, but wasn't one of you supposed to teach me how to fish by now? | true |
Just saw a spider scurry across the floor. it's too bad; i really liked living here. | true |
How does a cub scout become a boy scout? ... eats his first brownie! | true |
Only about a third of republicans believe voting should be as easy as possible | false |
Trump campaign corresponded with its white nationalist delegate long after 'database error' | false |
'this is our planet' iss time-lapse video will blow your mind (video) | false |
Buffalo wild wings makes mountain dew wings, to world's dismay | false |
When i was in my twenties we didn't have hipsters we had aids, which was almost as bad. | true |
Woman accused of smuggling half-pound of cocaine in vagina | false |
Chuck norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire. | true |
What did the australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? check, mate. | true |
The texas prison system has some confusing logic on what books inmates can read | false |
Senate democrats propose huge change for private student loans | false |
It's scary to think that people like you are graduating from college. | true |
Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ? mickey moose ! | true |
Anne hathaway's butterfly nail art at the sag awards (photos) | false |
How ohio set a new record for minority business engagement | false |
In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten. someone needs to kill them too. | true |
My uncle was killed during the attacks on france.... he blew himself up. | true |
10 things you need to bring up during the interview | false |
Amtrak engineer of deadly philadelphia crash was distracted by radio traffic: report | false |
Five essential social security questions to ask before retirement | false |
What would you do of you found chicago, ill.? call baltimore, m.d. | true |
You're cute when you're mad. yeah well i'm about to get real fucking adorable. | true |
Syria accuses israel of striking key military airport | false |
One good turn gets most of the blankets. | true |
What do you call someone who's pretending to be from sicily? amoxicillin | true |
What one als family really thinks about the ice bucket challenge | false |
Bullying the bullies: the public defense of karen klein | false |
Mom turns in son after recognizing photos in brutal sex assault | false |
Reince priebus thinks the gop presidential race will be decided by mid-april | false |
White house 'american dream' week kicks off with more chaos | false |
Sometimes i wake up moody... the other times, i let her sleep. | true |
Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right? | true |
I don't know, jay-z. if i was worth half a billion dollars, i'd have like 3 problems. max. | true |
Va broken promise harms veteran and costs jobs | false |
Don't you hate it when you think you're about to fart and you shit on your dad's face? | true |
I'd get lost less frequently if gps would say no, your other left. | true |
10 things i learned from getting divorced in my 20s | false |
Yes, you can get your child to eat healthfully | false |
Ten tips to stay safe while traveling abroad | false |
What kind of bagel can fly? a plain bagel! | true |
What do you call a fish with no eye? disabled. | true |
What did the frog's girlfriend need when she was on her period? a lily pad. | true |
Why india should take al qaeda's threat very seriously | false |
Photographer documents things we tell the internet, but wouldn't tell our moms | false |
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what's one thing you'd bring with you? a boat. | true |
What did the cow say about the beef industry? i've got some steak in it. | true |
You ever been to the strip club on that ice planet? i heard it's pretty hoth | true |
It's complicated is just code for, i'm willing to cheat. | true |
Imahelps medical mission volunteers change lives, including their own (photos) | false |
What is the best part of a jonestown joke? the punchline | true |
'goth barbies' are the new 'it' toy, but are monster high dolls a bad influence? | false |
Friday box office sees 'lee daniels' the butler' outshining 'kick-ass 2' | false |
We need to stop joking on fat people so much. they have enough on their plate already. | true |
Why do mexicans have no targets? because trump is hiring them all to build a wall mart. | true |
What does dr watson says to his flatmate when he's constipated? no shit, sherlock | true |
What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? fire. | true |
What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? alpaca 'nother bong | true |
I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex they know my name isnt someone help | true |
Miley cyrus isn't sorry about that controversial nude photo 10 years later | false |
What does a&w stand for? 'amburgers & woot beer! edit: thanks to my dad for this one. | true |
Woman: come over. man: i am coming over. woman: we should stop using walkie talkies in bed over. | true |
Heart health month: 19 celebrities who faced heart problems | false |
Amazon is selling used copies of 50 shades....ewe | true |
I hate gay people they are a pain in my ass. | true |
Summer is over! (well, almost): the mad dash for summer camps and classes | false |
What the huffpost style staff bought this weekend: october 6th-7th (photos) | false |
An open letter to president trump from one of the mothers you're hurting | false |
What's the difference between you and a baby bird. the bird got laid. | true |
Judge frees kids she sent to juvenile center for avoiding lunch with father | false |
Japanese school girls lose their minds over harry potter | false |
Tweet hilariously turns asian stereotype on its head | false |
'coco' director says 'no lessons learned' from 'frozen' short | false |
What do you call bob the builder when he retires? bob. | true |
Neighbors unimpressed with morgues trying to pass as hotels | false |
Philip seymour hoffman and america's most neglected disease | false |
How does a baboon make phone calls? he just monkeys around on the line! | true |
Woman in labor stops by polling place to vote en route to hospital | false |
There's blood everywhere... i mean, most of it is inside our bodies, but still; the horror... | true |
You are a genius: 5 steps to creative freedom | false |
Mr. rogers headed for the big screen: who could play him? | false |
Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. he never even finished a single race. | true |
What to watch for in the fifa case, part 5: vague laws and prosecutorial discretion | false |
A missed diagnosis, a movement, and a critical moment for women's health | false |
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