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My liam nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014 | true |
I am going bananas. that's what i say to my bananas before i leave in the morning. | true |
How working with men and boys could stop domestic violence | false |
Exercise during pregnancy may boost babies' brain power, study shows | false |
I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes. | true |
Was your ass freed from enslavement? because it's off the chain. | true |
Kings of the hill: the congressional holiday ball | false |
Jordan peele's 'new nightmare' is coming out next year | false |
The man card: an american tradition of presidents using their gender to get ahead | false |
This camel seems like it laughs when tickled | false |
Mom allegedly feeds kids toilet cleaner in murder-suicide attempt | false |
If trump praised other historic african-american figures like he did frederick douglass | false |
Why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off... | true |
I'm winston wolf, i fix problems. so i hear you're having a bad hair day. | true |
Wedding flash mob: officiant leads disco flash mob during ceremony (video) | false |
What spice do you find in hell? sinammon (sorry) | true |
Do you know why you need two fingers for a rectal exam? for a second opinion... | true |
How the u.s. marshals and bureau of prisons are trying to break my hunger strike | false |
Bad sports: why a comcast/time warner cable merger would hurt fans | false |
Give a retarded man a fish... and he'll plant it and try to grow a fish tree. | true |
Your baby's cute. not baby elephant cute, but still cute. | true |
Artist's illustration in response to ferguson offers a powerful, sobering perspective | false |
My new year's resolution is to cut back on my drinking... one fifth a day, max. | true |
You know what? it's been a good friday. | true |
Unusual foods to grill: kale, avocado, fava beans and more | false |
Catholic priests are taking one for the team... they're touching children, for christ's sake... | true |
My ex-wife says she misses me... but her aim is getting better. | true |
Donald trump's low ratings may be getting even worse | false |
How achievable the 6 most common new year's resolutions really are | false |
Gop senators believe roy moore's accusers but not donald trump's | false |
What do you call a faggot with an axe? a fascist | true |
Professional surfer greg long details how mindfulness influences his life in origin magazine | false |
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste **funny**. | true |
Scott stapp thinks he's bono. six feet from the edge. | true |
How to get the most popular spring shoes for under $100 | false |
What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving? purolator. | true |
Nobody wants to be the girl on a diet | false |
Why do spanish beaches have a lot of women? cos they're playas. | true |
How to slow aging now: what your doctor won't tell you | false |
A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma..... 2b or not 2b? | true |
Watch: gay rapper cazwell gets 'sprung' in new video | false |
I just realized why many women love douche bags... it's the only thing that gets them wet. | true |
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? an irrelephant. | true |
Fuck it - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon | true |
This week in pictures: faith in practice around the world, december 28 - january 3 | false |
I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one. | true |
All i'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane. | true |
Boss: you can't drink while you're working! me: oh, i'm not working. | true |
Sza admits she was 'mad as hell' after grammy shutout | false |
Chicago police department agrees to reform stop-and-frisk procedures in settlement with aclu | false |
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? his tricycle will be parked outside. | true |
This is where students get suspended from school the most | false |
Turkish journalist accused of attempting to undermine erdogan's reputation | false |
Comedian releases song to find her own rachel maddow | false |
Why do rednecks like the doggie position? that way they can both watch wrestling. | true |
Remember, i'm always here if you need shoulders for your ankles to lie on. | true |
Stop worrying about thanksgiving dinner: a letter from the editors (gifs) | false |
Democrats push to fold planned parenthood panel after shooting | false |
Hate, homophobia, and heteropatriarchy at the hampton minister's conference | false |
I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. but you probably wouldn't understand. | true |
Do most real estate agents own their own homes? yes! | false |
Why the trump immigration ban is bad for the u.s. and bad for the world | false |
Need supply co. has a small town feel, with big city designers (photos) | false |
Paradise on a budget: eco retreats that won't break the bank | false |
6 reasons why bystanders choose not to intervene to stop bullying | false |
Raul ibanez home run: yankees force extra innings against tigers in alcs game 1 (video) | false |
What do electricians say when they meditate? ohm... | true |
How do they educate locomotive drivers? they train them | true |
How to take advantage of trending news stories | false |
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a ufo? there have been sightings of ufos | true |
Wow air is offering $69 flights to europe from san francisco, miami and boston | false |
*gets to front of unemployment line* yes i'd like to be unemployed | true |
Oregon pushes back against jeff sessions' marijuana enforcement letter | false |
How to be thankful for people, places and things | false |
Every step you take, every toe you break | false |
What's faster than light? darkness, my old friend. | true |
She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. | true |
Hey, guy who named the mustache hair lip was available | true |
Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? well, well, well | true |
Kim kardashian's vogue cover rumors are a rollercoaster of emotions | false |
Man drowned in muesli got pulled in by a strong currant | true |
Skin stem cells may lead to treatments for arvd/c, heart condition that strikes young athletes | false |
How did the hipster burn his mouth? he ate his soup before it was cool | true |
How mike piazza helped me come to terms with being a mets fan | false |
Internet tax: fcc considers proposal to tax broadband service | false |
Her: i'll sleep with you when pigs fly me: points to police helicopter* | true |
From now on when skinny girls say they're fat i'm just gonna be like, yup & walk away. | true |
Feds warn georgia over denying syrian refugees food stamps | false |
Hezbollah leader says iran will keep up support after nuke deal | false |
I've never been one for nazi jokes... i've been nein for them. | true |
What spice is guaranteed to make your girlfriend walk out on you? bay leaves | true |
Obesity doesn't run in your family - no one runs in your family. | true |
What do you call a potato in space? spudnik | true |
My girlfriend got gang raped by a group of mimes... they did unspeakable things to her. | true |
Apple unleashes updated imacs, now with retina display | false |
The super-bowl-watching nuns are back and as entertaining as ever | false |
'my big fat gypsy wedding': bride shows off her extravagant big day (video) | false |
Whats the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? your mum cant take a joke | true |
Even celebrities lost their cool over beyoncé's 'lemonade' | false |
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? | true |
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