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What did santa say when he had to travel through the desert? my chestnuts are roasting | true |
I think mountains are funny.... they're *hill areas* | true |
People love with their souls: on gender roles and expectations | false |
Katy perry's chanel purse is on our wish list & more accessories of the week (photos) | false |
Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils. | true |
35 over 35 honors authors who found success later in life | false |
Samantha lee, mom of two, makes amazing edible art (photos) | false |
I'm the guy that starts walking away as you're giving me directions. | true |
Jurassic park 7: nothing goes wrong and everyone just genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs | true |
Why is vladimir putin always russian? because he's never finnish. | true |
Trump should tackle climate if he wants to save billions, congressional report says | false |
3 republicans defect to reject bill to repeal obama-era greenhouse gas rule | false |
How do you call a lesbian, black, canadian woman? with a phone. | true |
Healthiest county rankings reveal state of america's health | false |
My dj name is daemon, because i maintain the beats in the background. | true |
Frost your own beer glass in record time | false |
Carly fiorina: closing gun loophole for suspected terrorists a 'red herring' | false |
The fbi's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. i know that now. | true |
Don't forget how much dust you're inhaling all the time everywhere. | true |
Solar plane lands in spain after historic atlantic crossing | false |
Eric holder says it's ridiculous to treat weed like heroin, but he can't do anything about it now | false |
What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a submarine | true |
How a conversation i dreaded turned into a true christmas gift | false |
Jazz genius vijay iyer had to fight the 'model minority' myth too | false |
Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barmen says... get out! you're bard | true |
Supreme court appears divided over aggressive ohio voter purge process | false |
What gave hitler a heart attack? seeing his gas bill | true |
How to detox your mind: 4 lessons on how to stop overthinking | false |
Cognitive-behavioral therapy for adult adhd: an interview with mary solanto, ph.d. | false |
When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her calm down, it's not what you think... | true |
Lin-manuel miranda freestyles about life's most annoying minor inconveniences on 'ellen' | false |
Paul ryan p90x: the politician and 7 other famous faces who love the workout program | false |
I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted | true |
Why did the guy having sex with a latina girl bust his load early? because ay papi! | true |
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? because he drank herbal tea before it was cool. | true |
Gene that regulates circadian rhythms linked to aging, study finds | false |
Time for obama and holder to truly end racial profiling by law enforcement | false |
'fantastic beasts' star eddie redmayne will soon be a dad of two | false |
Afraid alone in my room and and thinking someone is also there lol. | true |
Hands free mama challenge week 2: choose what matters | false |
Thousands gather to mourn at slain nypd officer's funeral | false |
What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? i'm a fungi! | true |
Whenever i look in the mirror i call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty. | true |
24 years later, remembering pan am flight 101 | false |
Loophole in california water laws could open way for bottling plant despite drought | false |
Crucifying jesus on the cross of white supremacy (all together podcast) | false |
Why is africa so bad at cricket? because they only have ebola! | true |
Donald trump announces tomorrow his campaign has been the best april fools day joke ever. | true |
An abandoned, believed haunted, nasa launch site you can actually visit | false |
Erin andrews breaks down talking about people who thought nude video was a publicity stunt | false |
The real reason your hands are always cold | false |
I know why i study with the blinds closed. the reason awful, ghastly... i shutter to think | true |
'amazing spider-man' cuts: what didn't make it into finished film? | false |
Book author reveals bush brothers' private talk on iraq | false |
Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball. | true |
When was pasta introduced to the middle east? when someone fed a genie alfredo | true |
Home is not where you live but where you love | false |
Peccary pups at san francisco zoo are the cutest things you've never heard of | false |
Make a bedtime plan: 8 tips to get your children to bed with brain science | false |
I think i'm uglier with my glasses on but i'm uglier with contacts in, too. | true |
How do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat ur never gonna see again? | true |
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name | false |
What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? here come the elephants | true |
What do punctuation marks win in competitions? apos-trophies | true |
Follow your dreams except for that one where you're naked at work. | true |
Nicki minaj bares her cleavage the tom ford way | false |
My wife accused me of being immature. i told her to get out of my fort. | true |
Wedding gift ideas: readers share the most thoughtful big day presents they received | false |
Eyewitness captures moment dallas protest turned from calm to chaos | false |
I feel like a 100 bucks. yeah, that bad. | true |
Why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string! | true |
Nars lauches andy warhol collection: holiday looks with iconic prints | false |
Domestic violence awareness must be inclusive of immigrant survivors | false |
How do you distinguish a french tank from a british tank? the rear-view mirrors | true |
What do you call a black guy and an indian guy flying a plane? pilots.......you racist idiot. | true |
8 ways to instantly amp up your love life | false |
Knock knock! *who's there?* dwayne. *dwayne who?* dwayne da bafftub!! i'm dwownin'!! | true |
A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction needless to say, he felt under appreciated. | true |
I should put my gpa up for adoption. there's no way i can raise it by myself. | true |
How do you know when your best friend is gay? when his dick tastes like shit | true |
Trump 'thank you' tour ends with self-praise and jabs at media | false |
What is an engineer's favorite halloween candy? dork chocolate | true |
Supreme court rules in favor of man convicted of threatening wife on facebook | false |
Another twilight movie? god i hope abraham lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them. | true |
Can we start a rihanna joke thread? or did chris brown beat her to the punch? | true |
Chop, chop! - chop, chop! - who's there? - han. - han who? - hannibal. | true |
Scientists take huge step toward universal flu vaccine | false |
Build a delicious marriage foundation with a unity sandwich | false |
Broke a light bulb today. seven years of bad ideas? | true |
Kate middleton could be your neighbor, if you bought carlton terrace (photos) | false |
Facebook still won't own up to its role in the 2016 election | false |
Why are jeering baseball fans like grammar nazis? they make the badder worse. | true |
A young surfer leaves norcal, wreaks havoc in san diego | false |
What kids need from grown-ups (but aren't getting) | false |
That one time margot robbie mistook prince harry for ed sheeran at a party | false |
Where do people keep their shampoo? in their shambutt. | true |
You believe too many tax myths and republicans are taking advantage of it | false |
More magazine says the 'mommy wars' are really about money | false |
Add some character to your kitchen with embroidered linen napkins | false |
It's sad going to mcdonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you. | true |
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