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Stop freaking out about ebola and support the troops (a note from a military girlfriend) | false |
The best fall blushes to maintain your summer glow (photos) | false |
Why did the old lady fall in the well? because she couldn't see that well | true |
Here's how you can attend carrie fisher and debbie reynolds' public memorial service | false |
Al gore's so boring his secret service name is al gore | true |
Electing trump would really strengthen our dollar sincerely, canada | true |
Gouda recipes: smoked, aged or young, this cheese rules (photos) | false |
What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? her personality | true |
Colbert's cartoon trump gives the whca speech the real president wouldn't | false |
Why britain joining china-led bank is a sign of american decline | false |
13 signs you have anxiety -- and don't know it | false |
What do you call an irish lesbian? gaelic | true |
Josh duhamel and his son had the most adorable birthday dance-off | false |
Why student debt is worsening for college graduates | false |
This is how long it takes to ride to every nyc subway stop | false |
Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat | true |
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks..i'm in public | true |
Twilight of the international sports scoundrels: your sunday morning conversation | false |
If chef boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? gazpacho | true |
Hilary clinton married for love love of power, sure, but it's technically love | true |
Bacon + low carb + delish = super bowl snack winner | false |
Loretta lynch urges top lawyers to strengthen gun background check system | false |
People that have their kids on a leash get very defensive when you pet them. | true |
There's a thin line distinguishing heroes from herpes | true |
It's getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka. | true |
How much do cosmetics sell for? face value. | true |
What do you get when you cross a turd and a mailbox? shitpost. | true |
I've got a job defusing landmines. it's difficult, but hopefully soon i'll find my feet. | true |
What's the difference between england and a teabag? the teabag stays in the cup longer. | true |
Nate robinson plans to play in nfl, but it's no slam dunk | false |
It takes mentors to make commencement dreams come true: why millennials need mentors | false |
Senators looking beyond flint on lead pipe replacement | false |
Marco rubio's super pac is blanketing new hampshire with attack mail | false |
What is the biggest advantage of living in switzerland? well for starters the flag is a big plus. | true |
The little pink pill that started a feminist war | false |
Obama's new cuba policy corrects a five-decade failure | false |
Trump is at war with iran, not isis | false |
Rats are under rated. just check your dictionary. | true |
If you're ever cold, stand in a corner. it's always ninety degrees | true |
In the dark alley, johnny the optimist was being beat up half to life. | true |
The orchid boutique has the best bathing suits in the world | false |
What do you call someone who loves christmas but doubts the existence of god? eggnog-stic. | true |
Went to the car wash and asked for one of those brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about. | true |
University of louisville forced to vacate championship after sex scandal | false |
Watch ted cruz's reaction when asked to take a dna test to prove he's human | false |
You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore? | true |
What is the difference between a straight man's mustache and a gay man's mustache? the smell. | true |
Kid-friendly itineraries in five western u.s. destinations that cater to adults | false |
Would you wear a technicolor coat?: from the stylelist network | false |
Gps guide: 7 pieces of wisdom from 'the little prince' (photos) | false |
Tesla isn't sure autopilot was enabled during second crash | false |
Donald trump proposes ideological test for entry to the united states | false |
'women > winning' is a sign of change in college football | false |
13 life lessons from 13 years at burning man | false |
Scientists scan 100,000 galaxies but find no evidence of alien life | false |
Bavaria's neuschwanstein castle is a fairy tale dream come true | false |
'political animals' reviews, 'ice age 4,' the offspring's new album & more: the week in ouch | false |
I came up with a joke about my old cell phone nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception | true |
'how to get away with murder's' heroine gets more complex | false |
How 'the night of' could have been my story... | false |
The moment you need to break up with your 'texters' | false |
Why is george bush always on the bottom when having sex? because he can only fuck up! | true |
Where latino voters stand on abortion, according to new survey | false |
Beer foam is the opposite of memory foam. | true |
The best thing to make with all those leftover candy canes | false |
'the daily show' imagines life as donald trump's twitter manager | false |
What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? if you need me, i'll be in my lab. | true |
I once overdosed on viagra. my wife took it really hard. | true |
Hurricane sandy creates top-shelf liquor shortage in new jersey after storm surges flood warehouse | false |
Why do they have such a nice house? -- my review of every movie | true |
I am forced to give up golf after breaking my leg. i fell off the ball washer. | true |
Are all females on twitter moms? is my mom here? mom? you there doin drunk tweets? | true |
The only thanksgiving recipes you really need for a classic dinner | false |
United airlines misplaces rapper schoolboy q's french bulldog pup | false |
Why is gay marriage an issue? because people are fucking assholes. | true |
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by chuck norris. | true |
What do you call an elderly vampire? grampire. | true |
What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? hey man, can you spare 50 cents? | true |
I hate when you compliment on their mustache... ..and suddenly she's not your friend anymore. | true |
Introducing the chambong, a 'classier' beer bong for champagne | false |
Blood on the mountain: new film chronicles coal's war on appalachia | false |
Myanmar and bangladesh establish 2-year timeframe for rohingya repatriation | false |
Red roof inn 40th anniversary: a look back at the historic hotel chain (photos) | false |
Ashley johnson, actress, evolved from 'growing pains' tot to 'the killing' star in style (photos) | false |
Espn: threat of trolls, not political correctness, prompted robert lee decision | false |
What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper? a seasoned veteran. | true |
When i told you the dishwasher is loaded what i meant was... my wife is drunk. | true |
It only gets worse as an adult, charlie brown | true |
Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant kfc? cause it comes with a bucket. | true |
My ex was terrible in bed. i mean she would just lie there... screaming, noooo! | true |
Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose | true |
What's the difference between a redditor and a brick? the brick will eventually get laid. | true |
What your new year's resolution salad says about you (photos) | false |
A segway happened on the way to the forum (photos) | false |
Remember when muhammad ali died? yeah, neither does he. | true |
What does a mermaid wear to math class an algae-bra i'm not sorry | true |
Tina fey defends jimmy fallon after controversial trump interview | false |
I got one for you guys... donald trump | true |
Today there will be 12 clouds. one is called simon | true |
The republican welfare plan is about keeping wages down | false |
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