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If you rearrange the letters in vladimir putin you get murdered. | true |
Ron finley, gangster gardener delivers ted lecture on neighborhood gardens and health (video) | false |
How does good king wenceslas like his pizza? deep pan, crisp, and even. | true |
Savanna harris todd, american girl kidnapped by mom, found in australia after 19-year search | false |
Woman and her dog slay halloween with most excellent 'wayne's world' costumes | false |
What travels down an alley and has holes in it? a bowling ball. or bruce wayne's parents. | true |
Wedding dress shopping involves more nudity and less champagne than you might think | false |
Bernie sanders says he's lost states because 'poor people don't vote' | false |
Trump’s false autism claims could have serious consequences for people with the condition | false |
I am so lonely the only ex i have is in my chromosome xy :/ | true |
What were the polite egyptians running away from? darude sandstorm | true |
What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist? a psychiatric tryst. | true |
Eva longoria pays homage to nicki minaj with 'anaconda' performance on 'lip sync battle' | false |
I'm deleting some dumb tweets. i need all your passwords please. | true |
Why did the peadophile sign up for netflix? he liked chillin. | true |
Jen welter to become first female coach in nfl with arizona cardinals | false |
Survival tip if a gummy bear is chasing you, curl up like a ball and pretend you're stoned | true |
Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy. | true |
Greg abbott's anti-trans jab at obama doesn't even make sense | false |
They say you are what you eat... i guess that makes me human | true |
Careful! angry dog in the backyard! please do not crush him. | true |
10 harsh lessons that will make you more successful | false |
Beer makes you smart. it made bud wiser. | true |
Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? turn around while you wait. | true |
How can you tell a dog from an elephant? the elephant remembers. | true |
What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? we are both a lawyer. | true |
Kim kardashian's ugly crying face featured on iphone case (photo) | false |
I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. i have already killed twelve scavengers | true |
This fan theory will make you believe 'lilo & stitch' was a spy movie in disguise | false |
Godzilla is a japanese rendition of chuck norris' first visit to tokyo. | true |
Ohio man could be the first rabbi in congress | false |
What peanut butter do total dicks eat? schmuckers. | true |
They say jokes lessen tragedy is that why my parents became comedians after having me? | true |
Canada's mackenzie river needs aid as climate 'refrigerator' | false |
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? an algae bra. | true |
Know what i think? husband: you don't have to say it everytime. we've been down this road before | true |
Sir, i cannot take you seriously. you're wearing capris. capris. capris. | true |
Be nice to kids. seriously, they have guns now. | true |
Old one but...a priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a beer! | true |
Think about a future where humanity has no choice but to leave earth. it's unsettling | true |
I'm not that kind of girl. ~that kind of girl | true |
Two types of people in the world.... ones who pee in the shower, and motherf**kin liars | true |
What do you tell a cow blocking a road? mooove | true |
Chuck norris does, in fact, live in a round house. | true |
What do you call a productive asian? china get something done. | true |
I'm donating my body to science. i'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer. | true |
What do you call someone who is racist against asians? riceist. | true |
6 easy ways to annoy a chef in the kitchen | false |
Where does almond and cashew milk come from? crazy cows. they have to be nuts. | true |
Two conferences spotlight the muslim world’s struggle to counter militancy | false |
My 3-year-old got an iphone for his birthday | false |
What's black and white and red all over... an interracial couple getting what they deserved. | true |
Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens. | true |
Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? because people are dying to get in! | true |
What do little miss muffet and saddam hussein have in common? kurds in the way | true |
Why do i always say yes to everything? i just don't no. | true |
Why can't witches have babies? because their husbands have hollow-weenies. | true |
What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? a punkin. edit: and apparently not me. | true |
At my job i am forced to deal with more cunts than a gynecologist. | true |
What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? i always cry when i cut an onion | true |
A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat. | true |
What do people wear when they go to a new planet? terraformal wear. | true |
Occupy wall street protesters largely defeated by slow pace of justice | false |
The times they are a changing -- and so must food. | false |
Why did hitler kill himself? he saw his gas bill | true |
You, the superhero! 5 ways you can develop a superpower | false |
I wonder if blackbirds ever watch reruns of 'that's so raven' and go all, gurl please. | true |
Breaking news... the inventor of the anagram has died...may he erect a penis.... | true |
In the prison shower... if you bend over, you can really hit those high notes. | true |
I only listen to australian indie pop music on sundays.. because that is the lorde's day. | true |
The battle between puppies and door stoppers rages on | false |
Some thoughts of secret voters -- did our labels keep them hidden? | false |
Why were birth rates low in 1970? you can't get pregnant during '69. | true |
Texas anti-trans bathroom bill may force a special session | false |
Naacp leader compares woman who removed confederate flag to rosa parks | false |
Oh my god i forgot to unplug the toaster | true |
The u.s. under-invests in energy innovation, asserts former energy secretary ernest moniz | false |
Huffpollster: model forecasts 'dead heat' in uk elections | false |
I always hear voices when i go for a poo. shitzophrenia. | true |
I put the 'toast' in 'toaster'. then i take the 'toast' out of the 'toaster'. | true |
Your halloween costume will never top this dog who went as a mop | false |
Ted cruz thrills crowd with spot-on 'princess bride' impression | false |
We probably shouldn't be surprised that bristol palin is mad at tina fey | false |
Before isaac newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down. | true |
I found my dad's old porn stash i had no idea he was in so many movies. | true |
What do you call central florida? the dmz. disney militarized zone. | true |
Top 9 places to retire overseas so the grandkids will visit | false |
All work and no play... .... makes abraham lincoln a full term president. im going to hell. | true |
Having twins: slower labor is normal in twin pregnancies (study) | false |
I laugh like a dumbass every time i hear the term 'manhole'. maturity will not be reached. | true |
Dexter manley apologizes for offensive joke about black quarterbacks | false |
Where does a snowman keep his money? in the snowbank. i'll see myself out.. | true |
I ate an apple and jerked off with the core in my ass but not in that order | true |
Christina aguilera on making sure her kids 'feel safe and loved' | false |
A blonde's brain q: what do you call a blonde with two brain cells? a: pregnant. | true |
Preview one of the year's best movies with this 'little men' clip | false |
Gay horses what does a gay horse eat? haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!! | true |
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. | true |
Bone health and your diet: the worst foods for your bones | false |
What is the one thing that makes you who you are? | false |
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