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My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower. no hoe mow. | true |
A marco rubio surge will happen any day now, the press insists | false |
5 unusual ways of seeing new york city | false |
Guy doing doughnuts with a snowplow is handling the blizzard brrriliantly | false |
Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to china? all the dongs. | true |
I stayed up all night to find out where the sun went... then, it dawned on me. | true |
Yo mama so fat, when she stands next to yo daddy they still in a long-distance relationship. | true |
What's the difference between a bmw and a porcupine? a porcupine has its pricks on the outside. | true |
The one where matt leblanc sings joey's songs from 'friends' | false |
I have a hole in my sock... darn it! | true |
Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... except ginger goths. they go naked. | true |
Cnn's jake tapper calls white house claim that uk spied on trump an 'embarrassment' | false |
How do you call a bucket list created by a 16 year old? a fuck it list. | true |
Miles davis in a leopard print tuxedo is the definition of cool | false |
Son: am i adopted? me: not yet, but we're hopeful. | true |
My friend said he had a hole in his sock. i replied, darn it! | true |
Weekend roundup: the orlando shooting reveals the clash of civilizations within | false |
787 dreamliner draws boeing logo across country with flight path (photo) | false |
Cancer isn't so bad it'll grow on you | true |
St. patrick's day: an essential tour of ireland (photos) | false |
Q:what is the only nfl team whose players have undergone a sex change operation? a: the ben-gals | true |
Trump sends anti-birth control delegates to un commission on women | false |
Blood, maps, and fears: this week's #lgbtwellness news | false |
Album may be final, but cuban singer ferrer is not done yet | false |
Why is six afraid of seven because seven is a six offender. | true |
Marriage in the age of the printable engagement ring | false |
House shopping: the holidays can be a great time to buy a home | false |
How do you know your friend is gay? when his dick tastes like shit. | true |
10 ways parents can take responsibility for child obesity | false |
Did you hear about the chef that died? he pasta way we cannoli do so much | true |
Keira knightley keeps it chic for date night: look of the day | false |
What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? the conga ! | true |
Looks like harry styles' solo album will be here before we know it | false |
Why did the girl fall out of the swing? because she has no arms | true |
What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables? | true |
10 ways to avoid having seatmates... for free | false |
Sunday meal prep: the healthy recipes that'll make this week easier | false |
Knock knock who's there? allah allah who? *boom* | true |
'buffy' actor nicholas brendon arrested for fourth time in 7 months | false |
Why does the kkk wear all white? because they hate black, people!!! | true |
Why don't you ever see any muslim methheads? they all just get stoned instead. | true |
The story behind hillary clinton's mysterious gefilte fish email | false |
Trump and master salesmanship lose, facts and reality win | false |
A snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree.. baduumm, tssshhh | true |
I just hit my snooze button so much it's probably pregnant. | true |
Cnbc reporter gets surprise wedding proposal during broadcast | false |
U.s. investigating potential covert russian plan to disrupt november elections | false |
Mom's viral post offers important message about car seat safety | false |
'the real tooth fairies' website wants money from the imaginary character, too | false |
Michael stipe and stephen colbert sing 'end of the year as we know it' | false |
How do i play farmville on this fuckin site? this fuckin blows | true |
What do radical feminists say when they are about to explode? **rape!!!** | true |
Mrw a replacement professor enters the wrong class oops, wrong sub. | true |
Top rock heats up the hard rock hotel palm springs (audio/video) | false |
Furniture stores keep the guy who voices their commercials in a windowless room full of cocaine. | true |
Georgia gop leader: scalise shooting will win us tuesday's house election | false |
The person who discovered electricity... must have been quite shocked! | true |
When i can't tell someone's gender, i kick the closest toddler and see how they react. | true |
What's the longest word in the world? smiles. because there's a mile between each 's'. | true |
*peels off yoga pants to reveal even yogier pants* | true |
China warns trump against ignoring its taiwan interests | false |
Hi i'm michael cera and this is jackass | true |
'downton abbey' wedding inspiration: vintage decadence from the crawley sisters | false |
Poll: 51 percent support strikes in syria, but most don't think they'll be effective | false |
Torrey lost 85 pounds: 'i needed to make a change for my wife and daughters' | false |
What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction | true |
Russia will eat turkey for thanksgiving this year. | true |
The cultural roots of suicide in the u.s. | false |
How do depressed people lighten' up? they drink bleach. | true |
I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows i took longer on purpose. | true |
Blackjack jack be nimble jack be quick cuz jack just stole that candlestick | true |
Tb vaccine might help prevent multiple sclerosis, study suggests | false |
Qatar really wants you to know how much it gave for katrina relief | false |
Fidel castro appears in public for first time in over a year | false |
Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same. once you've heard juan, you've heard jamal. | true |
Climate change this week: foul fracking fumes, solar sponge, and more! | false |
If puns were people, where do all the bad ones go after they die? www.reddit.com/r/jokes/new | true |
What instrument did bill clinton play? that whore monica. | true |
If only isis had kidnapped liam neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue. | true |
What do west virginians call a pretty woman? a tourist. | true |
Cc sabathia opens up for first time since entering rehab | false |
How long does a dog's bark last? **ruff**ly a second. | true |
What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? rhino horn? | true |
5 ways to redo your home without renovating this fall (photos) | false |
What do you call a pun in a marathon? a running joke | true |
The aca didn't save my life, but it did give me one | false |
John oliver shows why donald trump's wall couldn't possibly work | false |
Stephen colbert suggests the perfect title for sean spicer's memoir | false |
Dope new song celebrates hardworking latinos who help ‘raise america’ | false |
'honey, we need to talk' -- facing that dreaded std conversation | false |
Darn those drop-off tears: helping preschoolers with separation anxiety | false |
Pat summitt's candor is a 'win' for young-onset alzheimer's disease | false |
Sleep disturbances may affect men's fertility by lowering sperm count, study finds | false |
How do you make a chocolate omelette? with easter eggs! | true |
Valentine's day 2012 challenge: my man made me over! (photos) | false |
Floods, festivals and a massive russian submarine: week in photos | false |
Why did the duck go to rehab? because he was a quack addict! | true |
Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? all the extra cubholders. | true |
Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? because they're ugly and they smell bad. | true |
560-pound man says he’s riding across country to save his life -- but is he scamming america? | false |
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