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Why do rappers always get arrested? because he who did the rhyme did the crime | true |
I swear i'm not addicted to brake fluid.. i only use it in a clutch. | true |
72 what is 72? 69 with 3 people watching! | true |
What kind of punch hurts the most? a sandy hook. | true |
America confirms what we already knew: 'star wars' works just as well with female heroes | false |
A lot of people have been photobombing my shots of waldo | true |
Old habits die hard... a creative way to unplug | false |
Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of. | true |
Sorry i mispronounced your baby's name you made up. | true |
How stress hurts relationships and what to do about it | false |
13 of the most beautiful runway photos from new york fashion week | false |
Eva herzigova pregnant with third child at 39 | false |
I bet the flintstones make those guys at peta furious. | true |
Where's the best place to buy jive cheese? monterey, jack! | true |
Former google engineer suing company over perceived discrimination against white men | false |
Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo come on johnson no more tears | true |
Death threats against bowe bergdahl's family investigated by fbi | false |
These gigantic soup dumplings are the size of your head | false |
Students of puerto rico lead resistance against promesa | false |
Ever wish you could live inside your favorite book? you can at this incredible new place | false |
Decor ideas: a small space makeover that'll definitely surprise you | false |
I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. he's going to pay for that later. | true |
Mindfulness meditation as a means to an end | false |
Tiger tracker: follow the final round at honda classic | false |
Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa? shhhhh, our kids'll hear you | true |
Which england player keeps up the fuel supply? paul gas coin! | true |
Top 40 reasons to buy casey kasem's mansion | false |
Hillary clinton movie: biopic about secretary of state and former first lady in the works | false |
What do you get when you cross bambi with a ghost? bamboo. | true |
What kind of drugs do ducks use? quack. | true |
Now that i've removed my windshield wipers i shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets. | true |
What do you call a dog that can't hear? doesn't matter much, does it? | true |
It’s just 15 minutes to a grown-up, but not to kids | false |
I told my therapist that no one understands me... she said, what do you mean by that? | true |
Barbara walters is already returning to 'the view' | false |
David beckham's modeling career is a go with new h&m ads (photos) | false |
Why don't women wear watches? because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove | true |
Starbucks steel gift card fetches more than $1,000 on ebay | false |
Bro doctor well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo bro doctor | true |
Male politicians perform amy schumer’s pap smear in spot-on sketch | false |
I'm opening up a battered shrimp shelter in my stomach. | true |
Wsj reporter: trump may have reneged on border wall deal to hold on to campaign issue | false |
Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. bud dum tss. | true |
Have you heard about the newly developed french tank? it has 3 forward gears and 16 reverse | true |
Who has the biggest duck in compton? a tripod | true |
What do you call a sexually aroused caveman? homo erectus. | true |
This classic 'daily show' clip will make you hot | false |
'daily show' correspondent sees racist white house as 'a great thing' | false |
Only one supreme court justice is a mother -- does it matter? | false |
What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents. | true |
Knock knock who's there? i am a pileup i am a pileup who? exactly.... (badum tss) | true |
Woman let uncle with autism starve to death, cops say | false |
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? no potatoes. | true |
What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey. | true |
Love fierce as the grave... and better than death with dignity | false |
Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation? john cougar's melon camp | true |
4-year-old: what does god smell like? me: 4-year-old: me: nachos. 4-year-old: with cheese? | true |
How much do you know about sleep? (quiz) | false |
All of ariel's mer-sisters' names started with a too. more like keeping up with the karsplashians. | true |
Skier's sick run on dry terrain proves snow is for suckers | false |
The hyundai elantra is sonata sonata so not a sonata | true |
Fake cop pulls over real cop, gets real charge | false |
Childhood brain injury tied to adult anxiety, depression | false |
13 irish baby boy names in time for st. patrick's day | false |
To achieve inner peace, take a mini vacation | false |
Rare cacao beans resurface in deadwood, south dakota | false |
What do you call somebody who posts on /r/jokes? a humorist | true |
A little christian fellowship in o little town of bethlehem | false |
Nothing angers me more than a prematurely broken shell in my taco kit. | true |
Bird flu vaccine: prototype for h5n1 vaccine backed by fda advisory panel | false |
Nashville's destination for chicken lovers and philanderers (photos) | false |
Marissa mayer is right: product focus has to be priority #1 at yahoo! | false |
Chris harrison says he doesn't have time to 'hate-watch' 'unreal' | false |
Three friends partner to setup a law firm. they are ivanna firm, harry butt and richard ox. | true |
Why does the u.s. navy use powdered soap? it takes longer to pick up. | true |
How do you make a cat go woof? paraffin and matches. | true |
It's time to take president trump at his word | false |
It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you | true |
From the philippines to australia, a gorgeous look at bbq around the world | false |
Catholic cardinal's hawaii getaway ends in dui arrest | false |
State department condemns 'disgraceful' shelling of u.n. school in gaza | false |
Jeff friesen's '50 states of lego' project takes you across america | false |
What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? you know he did it. | true |
*tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot* | true |
Trump is supporting the minorities the minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming. | true |
5 unusual ways to show off your ultrasound | false |
Cop: maybe it's your driving. maybe you're drunk. me: maybe it's maybelline. | true |
Go back inside a video store...one last time | false |
Joke: where did at&t get their 2007 slogan? ireland: more bars in more places | true |
The difference between ginger ale and ginger beer | false |
I know a good joke about hipsters. you've probably never heard it. | true |
Why was the blonde fired from the m&m factory? she threw out all the w's. | true |
Letter written in final hours of titanic voyage sold at auction | false |
I saw this sign that mad me shit my pants. it said 'bathroom closed' | true |
Chill before serving is the best advice i can think of if you're an angry waitress | true |
'affleck v affleck' is the superhero film you secretly yearn for | false |
Watch ben stiller and jimmy fallon hit on each other | false |
Kuwait reportedly deports 76 gay men in crackdown | false |
Knock knock who's there? police. your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident. | true |
I've been happily married for four years out of a total of 10. | true |
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