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'late night' writer shreds 'roseanne': it's better than ever at being racist | false |
Did you hear about the actress that got stabbed last night? reese... reese something... | true |
What's big and grey and wears a mask ? the elephantom of the opera ! | true |
What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear? 26 rims | true |
Ferguson's despair and the devastation of white privilege | false |
My english professor failed my essay on child birth they don't allow contractions in formal writing | true |
My sink was a bit dirty- -but all it needed was a little ...wiping!!! | true |
Why your son-in-law will see you naked and 2 other life truths | false |
This couple's spin class proposal takes flash mobs to the next level | false |
Wait i had a really good joke about amnesia... | true |
Don't worry. your secret is safe with me, i won't say a word about your wenital werpes *winks* | true |
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? those that are born under the sign of the ham! | true |
What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have? phantom panes. | true |
The new tax plan: making america great since 1980 | false |
Trongs: the chicken wings holders for cleaner eating (photo) | false |
I'm turning over a new leaf -adam telling eve that he's seeing another woman | true |
10 leadership lessons i learned from my father | false |
What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? a eunuch-orn | true |
When police kill, why don’t we consider them ‘politically motivated’? | false |
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on! | true |
Any ideas for how i can repair some torn duct tape? | true |
Finally got funding approved for the gay club i'm opening in prague. the czech's in the male | true |
Hidden gems: sydney icons behind the scenes (video) | false |
Why are gay men so well dressed? they didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing. | true |
Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? because women are at the wheel. | true |
Five secrets for making friends on the road | false |
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? a cross. | true |
Michael b. jordan vows to fight for change: 'i am philando castile' | false |
Fox news says steve wynn won't appear on any future installment of 'the wise guys' | false |
Who were the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. they went through 87 stories in 2 minutes. | true |
Got a new car for my girlfriend, best trade i ever made. | true |
Why doesn't a rooster wear pants? because his pecker is on his head | true |
New york fashion week: how to spend 48 hours in the big apple | false |
Tilikum, seaworld's notorious killer whale, is near death | false |
I asked barack obama if we could get together later, and he said yes we can! | true |
Foodie baby names: 12 names for your aspiring chef | false |
These lifestyle factors are linked to sperm damage | false |
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate they'll kill your dog | true |
Suspected purse snatcher filmed running over, killing woman | false |
Its shanksgiving, be thankful i havent stabbed u yet. | true |
Maryland bishop charged in dui death defrocked by episcopal church | false |
Why did jon snow stand in line at the apple store? for the watch! | true |
How women around the country raised over $1 million for local abortion funds | false |
So my spreadsheet program hasn't been working for 40 days... ...it was excellent. | true |
Trump narrows vp list as he moves into general | false |
Q: what do you call it when a cat bites? - a: catnip! | true |
Trump decides climate change is no longer a national security threat | false |
I decided to play agar.io again... now i hate my cellf | true |
Man charged with driving high also really drunk | false |
Kanye west wardrobe malfunction: rapper drops pants on kim kardashian date (update) | false |
Did you hear about the mexican killer that owned trains? he had loco-motives | true |
How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin? she can run faster than her brother. | true |
The real cost of delaying your health care | false |
The case for bribing kids to memorize poetry | false |
I just swallowed a little hair color. i think i'm going to dye. | true |
Officials warned jared kushner about friendship with wendi deng murdoch: report | false |
United airlines website loophole grants travelers unlimited miles, virtually free tickets | false |
Lupita nyong'o's award-winning red carpet hair & makeup looks | false |
What's really behind the unusual circles on michael phelps' back | false |
Donald trump’s cabinet nominees disagree with him on a lot of things. it may not matter. | false |
Colorado congressman hangs on after splitting with donald trump | false |
What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? a vinegar. | true |
How can you tell which russian olympic spectators are actually kgb agents? the ones with food. | true |
From now on everyone should start saying no when asked to be put on hold. | true |
The comments are funnier than the jokes... ... | true |
Washington post declares '545-day nightmare' over as jason rezaian leaves iran | false |
When it comes to sex. no means yes. and yes? that means anal. | true |
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. | true |
You know homeless people are the real progressives of this country. always asking for change. | true |
My doctor said i can't lift more than ten pounds... can you help me pee? | true |
Nypd detective caught on video allegedly stealing money during raid | false |
Thief does a little dance after stealing wallet from a car, gets jailed | false |
This autographed bible isn't authentic, unless je$u$ is actually how he signed his name. | true |
Parkland students disappointed in betsy devos' brief visit to their school | false |
Going undercover with a top-secret hotel inspector from aaa | false |
How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? they have a mole on their body. | true |
I don't always roll a joint... but when i do it's my ankle. | true |
What do you call a hot chick in boston? a tourist | true |
My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by mumford and sons. | true |
Tara lynn, plus-size model: 'it is hard to make clothes look great on big women' | false |
Kinesiophobia, fear of exercise, may keep heart patients sedentary | false |
Kremlin: putin and trump disagree on role of cuba's castro | false |
I used to want to be a banker. but then i lost interest | true |
Trump claims he didn’t support libya intervention — but he did, on video | false |
In my final years of education, i lost my virginity to my teacher i was home schooled | true |
I mutter you arrogant asshole when my phone auto-corrects 'iphone' to 'iphone' | true |
6 ways to stop escalating fights with your partner | false |
How to survive the holidays with your sanity intact | false |
Tom cruise's makeup for 'rock of ages' frightened 6-year-old suri cruise (photos) | false |
Cooking off the cuff: not corn pancakes - pepper pancakes | false |
Japan's coolest dj makes a great tour guide (video) | false |
I sometimes hump random trees in hopes one will ejaculate keebler cookies. | true |
What do whales do on dates? netflix and krill | true |
Whats the difference between a south african tourist and a racist? about a week or so | true |
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, i'd be unstoppable. | true |
Attorneys general file petition to d.c. court to block epa carbon rule for power plants | false |
11 tweets that sum up the absurdity of the burkini ban | false |
Lawmakers are finally voting to end a 15-year-old war authorization | false |
If you were antipencil, would you be erasist? | true |
Sarah brightman, british singer, to be russia's next space tourist | false |
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