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Janice dickinson says she covered up cosby rape in her memoir | false |
What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? the passenger list. | true |
If you don't like oral sex you should keep your mouth shut | true |
Family stunts disables daughter's growth to expand her world | false |
I love when you're choking someone and they are all i can't breathe, duh i'm choking you. | true |
This is how the gop health care bill will affect insurance premiums next year | false |
Who would you like for president in 2020? anyone who doesn't have poor visions. | true |
Fathers day... ...the most confusing day in the ghetto. | true |
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. | true |
Mobile kitchen: now you can cook anywhere (photo) | false |
What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has aids? acting surprised. | true |
What did the shepard say when he saw the sheep? i herd that! | true |
Tastes like spring: 12 easy recipes using the season's best produce | false |
Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? because of the overflow errors! | true |
What's got 24 balls and screws small animals? a shotgun shell. | true |
Donald trump, surrounded by white people, calls hillary clinton a ‘bigot’ who won't help minorities | false |
10 ways being a parent is like being on the miami dolphins | false |
10 things we saw and heard on the 'snl 40' red carpet | false |
Hundreds of unwanted pets dumped on 'dead dog beach' | false |
Katy perry is what happens when an emoji comes to life. | true |
I only like two things in my life. boobs. | true |
I didn't say it was your fault, i said i was blaming you. | true |
Why do engineers mix up halloween and christmas? because oct 31=dec 25 | true |
What music does a mummy listen to? wrap music | true |
Waiter there is a mosquito in my soup ! don't worry sir they don't eat much ! | true |
Finnish dad sends 'youngest astronauts ever' on a space odyssey (video) | false |
My science teacher taught us about gravity today. it was such a heavy subject to take... | true |
Why music lessons need to keep up with the times | false |
Kim kardashian marriage: newly-divorced star says she would get married again | false |
Why do we care about this ben carson story anyway? | false |
An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on amazon... it was secondhand. | true |
Ikea wants pregnant women to pee on this ad to see a discount on a crib | false |
This boy's dream of being a princess inspired an innovative kids' book | false |
Child: dad, i don't like the goldfish... dad: shut up and eat your dinner. | true |
I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under. | true |
Do cats stutter? no, but they paws. credit: u/magneticman245 | true |
Why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken | true |
How do you know that the invisible man doesn't have any children? because he's not apparent. | true |
Scooters, resisted elsewhere, face less skepticism in the south | false |
Couple married 75 years shares their secret to lasting marriage | false |
It can happen here: the 75th anniversary of the japanese internment, part ii | false |
What do you mean pi r square? pies are round | true |
Dog opens doors and escapes animal hospital like nobody's business | false |
Kelly rowland on watches, lashes and her pregnancy style | false |
What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? seizure salad. | true |
Women's hockey is the most dangerous sport... twelve women, three periods each. | true |
Star of tlc show about polygamy says father molested her | false |
Wow if you dont pronounce 'testicles' like its the name of a greek warrior | true |
These 15 summertime life hacks will improve the end of your summer | false |
Nice butts take my breath away... i'm assmatic. | true |
A promise renewed: a great global ambition and every father's dream | false |
'snl's cecily strong says melania likes alec baldwin's donald trump | false |
Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the god particle is black... | true |
Jail is sinking families into poverty, and women pay the most | false |
Noah had a younger brother called rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs | true |
Why can't democrats sell pants? they believe in a single-pair system. | true |
Chrissy teigen's slicked-back hair and more celebrity looks we loved this week | false |
You wouldn't steal a gate. so why would you take offense? | true |
Paul lepage threatens to drop food stamps because of his soda freakout | false |
What rabbit wears on his back while flying? eagle | true |
How to avoid making meals a power struggle | false |
Did you hear the bill clinton has given up the saxophone? he traded it for the hormonica. | true |
I have seen you with no filter, and i still adore you. | true |
What's the difference between a commie and a hippie? nothing. they both suck.^ | true |
Here's the strangest thing you didn't know about 'mission: impossible' | false |
The best hair oils for shiny, happy hair | false |
10 of america's most expensive homes worth over $100 million (photos) | false |
The controversial way some california schools are handling students' misbehavior | false |
Knowing what you want is a guiding force | false |
'game of thrones'-inspired beer, fire and blood, coming march 31 | false |
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? nobody knows. | true |
How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up? the rest of your life. | true |
What monster plays the most april fool's jokes? prankenstein! | true |
Surviving the fall: how getting laid off taught me about adjustment disorder | false |
People magazine's summer slim-down special: how one woman got her confidence back | false |
I told a joke about ripping up some paper it was tear-ible i'm really sorry! | true |
These magical 'landscapes' made of plastic bags will take your breath away | false |
People with scoliosis are the same as you or i... but with a twist. i'll see myself out. | true |
Mother's day gift guide 2012: gifts for foodie moms from etsy | false |
Kids' morning hair: anna's bed head and more photos of the wildest kid hair | false |
I felt like making a joke about the stock market but i won't burst your bubble. | true |
{at fancy restaurant} waiter: *pulls out chair* me: don't make this weird, dude. | true |
Why did the scarecrow win a pulitzer prize? he was outstanding in his field | true |
*spells out message in rocks* what's the wifi password | true |
Movie attendance hit a 19-year low in 2014 | false |
Former congressman catches 'contact buzz' as filmmaker smokes legal weed | false |
What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted attack but hindered special attack? naughty by nature | true |
What do you call a horse that's a criminal? a zebra. | true |
Trans fats ban could have devastating effect on popcorn industry | false |
If you're a blocked caller you're gonna be a missed call. | true |
Hillary clinton pays tribute to female musicians in essay for billboard | false |
Why divest harvard is sitting-in outside harvard president faust's office | false |
Donald trump changes position on thickness of own skin | false |
Roses are red, violets are blue, i have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you. | true |
Potential 2020 candidates are already spending big on online ads. here's why. | false |
10 meal etiquette rules every kid should know | false |
What's black and white and red all over? a bioracial double homocide. | true |
A joke i like my women like i like my coffee. without a penis. | true |
Everyone's a contrarian these days... well, except for me of course. | true |
Denzel washington is dead wrong about the “bad” black father | false |
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