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I can't wait til there's a chalk outline filter | true |
I like my men like i like my mustard... spicy and brown. *spelling | true |
Women may be more anxious than men at work because they have more to lose | false |
To the author of the anonymous note left on my car window | false |
Coffee nail art that will perk up your monday morning | false |
Police chief defends officers caught on video striking suspect | false |
What do you call it when bill clinton gets an erection? a political uprising. | true |
There's a food poisoning risk top cookbooks don't tell you about | false |
After texas shooting, a grieving mother reads her daughter's last words | false |
Guess which wraith is a homosexual it's the flaming one | true |
Why does michael j. fox make the best milk shakes? because he uses the finest ingredients. | true |
Help! i've been canned with preserved fruits! i guess you could say i'm in a jam. | true |
Whoever stole my copy of microsoft office is in big trouble... you have my word | true |
Why do terrorists in antarctica love being interrogated? snow boarding is fun as hell. | true |
Recipe of the day: roast chicken with slow-roasted tomatoes | false |
What do you call an ass on steroids? assteroid. | true |
Is there a daddy equivalent to the mommy wars? | false |
So you hate facebook? thanks for sharing that with me on facebook. | true |
Selena gomez face dress has us thinking 'mean girls' (photo, video) | false |
When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me i just figure they sobered up. | true |
Cat lovers young and old will enjoy nine lives | false |
What do u call a native guy with one leg not even | true |
What is china's favorite ice cream flavor? licorice | true |
Uc berkeley says california student nicolas leslie among dead in bastille day attack | false |
Watch robb stark as prince charming in this first 'cinderella' clip | false |
Sorting the science of sugar, salt and supplements | false |
We've traced the call. it's coming from inside the horse! -trojan 911 dispatcher | true |
Are you a hydroelectric source of power? ...cause dam! | true |
Why are there no headache pills in troy? cause paracetamol | true |
'black panther' star michael b. jordan wants his killmonger's hairstyle to become a trend | false |
Oscar style snagged: 10 red carpet stylista secrets for real women | false |
What does 83 year old pussy taste like? depends | true |
These bros wore boob weights in solidarity with well-endowed women | false |
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? the p is silent. | true |
15 photos that capture the magic of aviation | false |
There have been 8 measles outbreaks this year alone, cdc says | false |
A purse that holds your shoes? we don't know how we lived without this | false |
How do you make a gorilla laugh? tell it an elephant joke! | true |
Texas bill would allow obs to withhold information from pregnant women | false |
Facebook didn’t seem to care i was being sexually harassed until i decided to write about it | false |
Fart when people hug you. it makes them feel strong. | true |
Ellie goulding and james corden perform 'love me like you do' remix | false |
How do the chinese decide on their next porn star? they hold an erection... | true |
'snl': angela markel admits why she really didn't want to be spied on | false |
How hotels are engineering a better night's sleep | false |
I asked my dad if i was adopted... he said, no, but not from lack of trying. | true |
Sealab and the race to 'inner space' (photos) | false |
Gop senator prays for obama: ‘let his days be few’ | false |
Golden state humiliates cleveland in game 2 of the nba finals | false |
Into the light: the season for seasonal affective disorder is real | false |
I'm a fat girl who wears revealing clothes. deal with it. | false |
Will the u.s. partner with assad to fight the islamic state? | false |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth because he drank his coffee before it was cool | true |
How's donald trump going to get rid of all the mexicans? juan by juan. | true |
Gay children and sex talk: who gives it? | false |
If you find yourself in a hole. stop digging. | true |
A man knighted for how he stood while ejaculating sircumstance | true |
I like my women like i like my wine... twelve years old and in the cellar. | true |
Prostitute+mcdonalds going to mc'donalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. | true |
Each time my husband yells for the warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card. | true |
What do you call a japanese sociopath who is unaffected by death? unbereavable | true |
White house to make another big push on climate with new report on impacts | false |
California cops fatally shoot unarmed black man stephon clark in his own backyard | false |
I like my coffee like my slaves free | true |
Watermelon + 20,000 volts = one messy pink slushie | false |
Alec baldwin's donald trump takes his grievances to 'the people's court' on 'snl' | false |
I really don't understand why people tell 9/11 jokes. what happened on the ninth of november? | true |
Higher body mass index, dislike of bitter foods linked in new study | false |
What was jesus' reaction to being crucified? he was cross. | true |
I'm bored. who wants to fall in love with me until they find someone better? | true |
What do you call a gay man who just got fired? a canned fruit! | true |
Doctors report a new super effective painkiller. its axed shaped for splitting headaches! | true |
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? slap a nipple on it. | true |
Bernie sanders predicts he'll pull off 'one of the great political upsets' in history | false |
10 new books everyone should read this summer | false |
Putin welcomes idea of meeting with trump in slovenia | false |
I've got sexy women on me like white on rice fried rice that is. | true |
2014 olympics photos: day 10 of the sochi winter games | false |
The imf would be 'delighted' to cooperate with china on aiib, says lagarde | false |
Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel? he needed a place to crash. | true |
Til i have big fingers or a small butthole. | true |
Its real cute how pedestrians confuse right of way with immortality. | true |
White house gearing up to push transgender military ban forward | false |
I finally got my shit together. it's pretty gross. wanna see? | true |
New york challenged businesses to cut their waste in half -- it actually worked | false |
Ebola has happened in the u.s. and it could happen again if we don't address the root causes | false |
Abc news medical reporter dies in hawaii accident | false |
Patton oswalt's joker theory will change how you watch 'the dark knight' | false |
You'd swear these high-rises were photoshopped in 'architecture of density' (photos) | false |
Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? because he is married . | true |
Nothing more uncomfortable than a girl with a lazy eye looking up at you while giving you head. | true |
Mia farrow style evolution: this hair icon continues to make waves (photos) | false |
A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face this is the punch line | true |
Kris jenner totally face-planted at chrissy teigen's super bowl party | false |
Why are jews so good at making action movies? shlo-mo. | true |
Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman? on the astronaughty step. | true |
What happens when donald gets a boner? a trup vote. | true |
My 7yo has a friend over and i'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane. | true |
Here are 21 of the most delicious donuts in the entire country | false |
Tree men walk into a bar they order root beer and leaf before paying. | true |
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