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Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? he had a bad outlook. | true |
Michelle obama explains why hillary clinton inspires her in appeal to young voters | false |
I've seen enough episodes of cops to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces. | true |
You wanna read a joke? my internet points | true |
Boy, 2, makes basketball free throws from a balcony like a boss | false |
What do they call a whore's fart? a prosti-toot | true |
Got pain? learn to love your body again | false |
What do japanese people do when they have erections? vote! | true |
Mitch mcconnell admits zika legislation is not clean | false |
Texas rep still thinks gays will die out if put on a desert island | false |
A memorial day reminder of the nature of war | false |
Officials couldn't believe how botched jared kushner's clearance forms were | false |
Republicans still don't think obama is american, but don't care ted cruz was born in canada | false |
What do two cousins say after they have sex? roll tide. | true |
Police recover body of espn writer's missing son | false |
How many of the hundreds of thousands of untested rape kits in the us are in your city? | false |
Review of racing video game soundtrack, ag drive | false |
Walmart's latest move in its war to overtake amazon | false |
Jameis winston: a case of product versus reputation | false |
Bowel cancer screening should be funding priority in europe, scientists say | false |
Watchdog groups sue for documents on trump voter fraud probe | false |
Family matters: dreammakers, unapologetically investing in the underserved | false |
Why can't a bicycle stand alone? it's two tired. | true |
Colic in babies linked with later migraines (study) | false |
What's a monster's favorite bean? a human bean. | true |
Repurposing ideas: 5 new uses for action figures | false |
I lost weight: brandon kovacic discovered a love of triathlons and lost 120 pounds | false |
Why doesn't ed have a girlfriend? because sheeran | true |
After many exhausting months, election day is finally here | false |
Blind kids: lady gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like. | true |
Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer? john cougar's melon camp | true |
Breaking: barack obama just elected president of the us - sent from internet explorer | true |
What is the direct competitor for dungeons and dragons? helmets and spades. tee hee. | true |
Jimmy kimmel nails donald trump on severity of paul manafort's russian ties | false |
Toxicology report reveals chris cornell had prescription drugs in his system | false |
Tax time: all the ways your kids can save you cash | false |
Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? she wanted to see her nephewlope | true |
Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit. | true |
This shockingly common object could be a key weapon to combat climate change | false |
Las vegas wedding: couple renews vows on the run (photo) | false |
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just one, you chauvinist asshole! | true |
For the frequent flyer - another take on the american airlines and u.s. airways merger | false |
How kendall jenner and gigi hadid made a homeless teen's dream come true | false |
Owner chris hughes and ceo guy vidra say the new republic isn't dead yet | false |
Michelle obama at the 2008 convention and today: has her look changed? (photos) | false |
Tom price's private jet scandal is even worse than you think | false |
Why hasn't america done more to help puerto rico? | false |
Don't shop when hungry. don't date when horny. don't update your status when drunk | true |
Preparing for the new year: are old patterns really comfortable, or just familiar? | false |
The retiring chuck e. cheese robot band gets real on 'conan' | false |
Why are black people so fast? ... because all the slow ones are in jail | true |
A man walks into a bar and says... ouch | true |
Every time a child isn't conceived during sex... ... it's usually the result of a short cumming | true |
Pregnant husband tumblr: dad jeffrey bausch documents pregnancy and new parenthood through gifs | false |
Ronda rousey attends marine corps ball and keeps her chin up | false |
How was marriage instituted? a bunch of prostitutes wanted to start a labor union. | true |
What does rick and the llama have in common? caaaaarl!! | true |
This mashup trailer of 'the office' and 'a quiet place' needs to be a real movie | false |
My wife woke up this morning with a huge smile on her face! i love sharpie markers. | true |
Congressional candidate defends ar-15 giveaway after school shooting | false |
How many bears would bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears? none. he'd eat them raw! | true |
'8 on 8' brawl ends in officer shot, suspect killed | false |
Why are bananas so popular? because they have appeal | true |
'sesame street' shares rad vintage clips to celebrate black history month | false |
Help out a school counselor? i'm in, with #hscc2015 | false |
Sorry babe, you knew you were dating a bad boy | true |
How did helen keller lose her virginity? somebody left the plunger in the toilet. | true |
As the news breaks of the passing of michele ferrero... i can't help but shed a chocolatier. | true |
Santa monica throws community values under the bus | false |
What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? they both fuck you for your money. | true |
There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely. | true |
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. once you heard jaun, you've heard jamal. | true |
Why was math so easy in ancient rome? x always equals 10 | true |
John mccain urges senate to reject gina haspel's nomination for cia | false |
Whatever you do, always give 100%. unless you're donating blood | true |
Iraq army recaptures saddam's birthplace from isis militants | false |
Rob gray's man bun just won the ncaa tournament | false |
Hot girls on twitter: single and straight: 3% lesbians: 12% taken and straight: 15% men: 70% | true |
Lena dunham calls to remove all guns from 'jason bourne' ads | false |
What happens when you combine bleach and a girl dog? you get a basic bitch | true |
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? because so did satan. | true |
Swedish pm accuses trump of something that sounds like fake news | false |
From anti-alzheimer's 'magic bullets' to true brain health | false |
I like talking to bartenders because they can't go anywhere. | true |
Mark sanchez pick six: bryan scott returns interception for touchdown in jets-bills (gif) | false |
I've decided to avoid turkey this thanksgiving... way too close to syria. | true |
How many pornstars does it take to screw in a lightbulb? two, and a really big lightbulb. | true |
Stevie wonder says farewell to michelle obama with a sweet serenade | false |
Me: trick or bear? neighbor: bear? me: he has chosen the bear! | true |
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? see you next month | true |
All the toilets have been stolen from scotland yard the police have nothing to go on | true |
Bp oil spill claims climb as they head to appeals court | false |
Cinco de mayo means five of mayonnaise in spanish. | true |
Q: how many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? a: one if nobody's looking. | true |
Beyoncé urges fans to get in formation and vote this november | false |
Ex-fbi chief comey to testify to senate panel in public session | false |
We get it people on instagram you went outside congratulations | true |
6 sun belt inns with history on their side (photos) | false |
Halle berry asks the question mothers of black sons are thinking | false |
Knock knock who's there? gilbert melendez gilbert melendez who? gilbert may lend deez nuts | true |
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