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Zonta international -- if you educate a girl, you educate a nation | false |
How do you start a rave in africa? glue a piece of toast to the ceiling | true |
I wish i was a girl so i can use my menstruation cycle as my calendar. | true |
'district 9' director is back with a movie about a cute robot | false |
What kind of parent forgets a child in a broiling car? | false |
What's the difference between a elephant and a banana? | true |
Redstate names leon wolf managing editor as erick erickson prepares exit | false |
Washington post reporter: 'i could have been anita hill' | false |
Seth meyers brutally dissects one of donald trump's weirdest speeches yet | false |
She just didn't get that i was into fish. geez | true |
How do you tell if there's a pilot in the room? they've already told you. | true |
Perceptions of stress could affect heart risks: study | false |
Was giving a door counselling. we didn't get anywhere at first but he soon opened up to me. | true |
Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside? because it's snowden. | true |
I lost weight: tanee janusz educated herself about healthful eating and lost 200 pounds | false |
Did you hear about the ice cream man that committed suicide? he topped himself. | true |
Grammys' best new artist farce: why some acts don't deserve the award | false |
Facebook: the only book teens read these days. | true |
Went on a date with a non-partisan woman i gave it to her right down the middle. | true |
Jokers of reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there? | true |
How do i know that trump will be our next president? because orange is the new black. | true |
Pentagon: senior isis leaders likely killed in u.s. operation | false |
I once dated an amputee. she single-handedly changed my life | true |
What's the best way for an american to lose weight? gamble in british currency. | true |
Dear white people: you stop adam sandler from making movies and we'll stop eddie murphy. | true |
Women reclaim their lives after two brutal years under isis rule: 'now we are free' | false |
Why did the scarecrow get an award? he was out standing in his field.... | true |
My friend told me he hasn't pooped in a week. i told him he was full of shit. | true |
The hottest beer you've ever tasted is obviously called crime and punishment | false |
Nate berkus and jeremiah brent are not planning to have a baby, rep says | false |
National food safety month tips from paul scheer and rob huebel | false |
I love mange tout... ...but i couldn't eat a whole one. | true |
The spirit of the negro leagues lives on in these small towns | false |
Finally: a handy nutritional guide to fair food | false |
Hey! guess what just popped in my head?!? -- my dying words if i had an aneurysm | true |
Obesity could shorten lifespan for pancreatic cancer patients | false |
'bridesmaids' sequel a no-go, says kristen wiig: 'it wasn't a hard decision' | false |
My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. so i dated her sister.. | true |
Pentagon appoints 3-star general to lead recovery efforts in puerto rico | false |
It's not over: an illustrated analysis of op-ferguson (pt. 2) | false |
Have you guys heard about the indian coat check? his name was mahatma coat. | true |
Men are like high heels. they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. | true |
Sleeping beauty has a pretty good situation going on until prince charming came and screwed it up. | true |
What breaks when you give it to a six year old? his hips | true |
How do you make holy water? boil the hell out of it... | true |
Dueling tattoo parlors offer free ink for trump and bernie fans | false |
Miss usa 2016 crown goes to d.c. army reserve officer deshauna barber | false |
Maisie williams to be sophie turner’s bridesmaid because duh | false |
I needed a password at least eight characters long so i picked snow white and the seven dwarfs... | true |
Sometimes i worry that pizza isn't a real sport | true |
It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist. | true |
How often do i make a chemistry joke? periodically. | true |
10 wedding dresses that won't blow your entire budget | false |
What did one tampon say to the other? nothing. they're both stuck up cunts. | true |
I once called my teacher mom i was home schooled | true |
Russell james on what it's like to photograph nude models | false |
A large hole was found in the middle of the city. officials are looking into it. | true |
Last minute tips and tricks for making a messy house seem cleaner | false |
What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? life | true |
The week's best style moments: gabrielle union, selita ebanks and corinne bailey rae (photos) | false |
Kristen wiig goes for serious style in stella mccartney: look of the day | false |
As a purple faced man i long to meet a purple faced woman someday... don't hold your breath | true |
Lorde predicted the downfall of predatory men back in january | false |
I have bathed in the blood of virgins! i had a nosebleed in the shower. | true |
I was addicted to freezing poultry. i had to go cold turkey. | true |
It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it. | true |
South carolina's longest-serving sheriff sentenced in corruption case | false |
Snow penis on a car is a traffic-stopper (nsfw) | false |
What's the definition of macho man a guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk. | true |
A subject and verb walk into a bar... they have a disagreement. they walks out. | true |
Why does bill clinton wear boxers in the winter time? to keep hillary's chin warm! | true |
What do you call a blowjob from a homeless person ? a bummer | true |
Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer? because that is one-significant-figure | true |
How the 'bachelor in paradise' premiere handled the shutdown | false |
Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be | true |
Whoever coined the phrase coined the phrase is a fucking asshole. | true |
An irish sketch group discovers st. patrick's day is not very irish | false |
A look back at all the vertigo-inducing spots we saw this year | false |
I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of monopoly. | true |
What is the difference between donald trump and adolf hitler? hitler had big hands | true |
Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer manhattans to mojitos? ryes over rum. | true |
Twitter pays homage to mlk's legacy with #ihaveadream2016 | false |
What do you call a fire at the internet cafe? an e-mergency. | true |
Donald trump says he'll stick with personal twitter account as president | false |
Ex-nfl tight end konrad reuland dies of brain aneurysm at age 29 | false |
The 3 rings of marriage the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. | true |
Compassionate theme park workers show support for orlando after shooting | false |
What's the difference between a blonde and your job? your job still sucks after 6 months. | true |
Woman says kids tried to carjack her with highway dummy | false |
Last week i ordered a vault and some speakers today they arrived, safe and sound. | true |
Jennifer lopez concert movie will touch on her divorce from marc anthony | false |
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? doyouthinkhesaurus | true |
Breaking: republicans may oppose president obama's decision to skip breakfast. | true |
How did the little pig win at monopoly? he built hotels on pork place. | true |
Why are midgets so skinny? because they eat h*elf*ally | true |
Thursday's morning email: what today's new airport security rules mean for you | false |
Unicef says 28 million children uprooted by global conflict | false |
Why did the t-rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? because he had a reptile dysfunction | true |
We've been together 6 months now, i think we should move in together | true |
There's a black man and a hispanic man in a car who's driving? the cops. | true |
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