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What do your mom and jesus have in common? they both got nailed | true |
Turns out there is no easter today, they found the body. | true |
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? some people are against shooting guns. | true |
Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? nah, i've never met herbivore. | true |
Inspiring film shows power of combining art and activism through ballet | false |
Stage door: the river, it's only a play | false |
Iphone chargers are like arguments with a woman some days you have 1, some days you have 5 | true |
Premature births linked to air pollution cost more than $4 billion a year | false |
Why did the chicken cross the road i parked across from the grocery store. | true |
What do you call a german singalong? follow the lieder! | true |
Pistorius.....sounds like something harry potter would say to make your legs fall off. | true |
Date night! = our relationship died a year ago! | true |
Photo booth snaps mugshot of alleged thief stealing cash | false |
So i went to the bar one night... and.. wait what happened at the bar last night anyway? | true |
Green day rips donald trump in new 'troubled times' video | false |
Art that: a) amuses, b) challenges, c) leaves us in disbelief | false |
Here's a picture of gisele bündchen and tom brady making out | false |
What do you name a dog with no legs? it doesn't matter. he won't come. | true |
Scott pruitt talks baseball when asked about failed lawsuits against epa | false |
Christmas carol demolition squad: revisiting a 3- and 5 year-old's medley, 13 years later | false |
If cookie monster was going to eat a country, what country would he eat? viet-nom-nom-nom-nom | true |
Why some christians say the clinton-kaine ticket is more 'pro-life' | false |
Q: what does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? a: her ankles. | true |
What is this giant pettable cat head advertising? | false |
Violets are green, roses are blue... alright you bastards, who fucked with the hue? | true |
The final stage of adulthood is when you start saying, oooh, that breeze feels nice. | true |
Nothing about this music video makes sense but it's gunning for world domination anyway | false |
Greyhound is choosing to let border patrol demand its passengers' papers | false |
Meet the pro-gun democrat taking on congress’ mini-trump | false |
What did the mountain say to the desert? you're hot | true |
I will give you reddit gold if you dont read this. | true |
What did the cow with a cold say? boo | true |
Why is the beef in colorado so good? because the steaks are high. | true |
Mary magdalene: i know you saw my texts | true |
Why is santa's sack so full? because he only comes once a year. | true |
Weekend diy ideas: 7 clever ways to fix up your home in less than 2 days (photos) | false |
Kristen stewart vs. kate moss: who wore it better? (photos, poll) | false |
Will mobile 'virtual assistants' propel the future of medicine? | false |
What do you call a gay farmer? a jolly rancher! | true |
How do you castrate the pope? kick the altar boy in the chin. | true |
Rosie o'donnell pens poem about ivanka trump after dinner run-in | false |
How do you know a stranger could be an engineer? don't worry they'll tell you. | true |
Loretta lynch delivers powerful farewell speech at historical black church | false |
Generation x heading for a midlife crisis? maybe not, and here's why (video) | false |
How do you start a rave in ethiopia? staple a piece of bread to the ceiling | true |
Donald trump breaks silence on roy moore allegations | false |
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers? a redneck virgin. | true |
Report: trump wants his chief of staff to get rid of jared and ivanka | false |
My wife treats me like a god every evening at dinner i get a burnt offering. | true |
What did hitler say to the black jew? ja, ja, arsch ficken mich harter, gestut | true |
Met someone on craigslist, guess i'm dating a grill now. | true |
Someone told me that you look like an owl. | true |
What changed to make the fantastic four the fantastic three? nothing. | true |
U.s. appeals court rules against new jersey sports betting law | false |
Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? he wanted to transcend dentalism. | true |
What do you call a black person on the moon? an astronaut. what else would you call them? | true |
Mom comes up with creative way for families to celebrate rainbow babies | false |
Man dies in annual catholic parade, days before the philippines welcomes pope francis | false |
If you post bdsm jokes on /r/jokes.... does it count as a submission? | true |
Do you suffer from social media anxiety disorder? | false |
Why did god give women legs? have you ever seen the trail a snail leaves? | true |
Conservatives use the phrase 'able-bodied adults' to demonize people who need help | false |
So mrs lincoln... besides that, how'd you like the play? | true |
The rock confirms he can 'redirect' a torpedo with his bare hand | false |
What did one orphan say to the other orphan? robin, get in the batmobile! | true |
Workout tip: be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie. | true |
Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore? he got arrested for battery. | true |
Taking and giving: responding to the kidnapping of three young israelis | false |
I like my women like i like my steak dead | true |
Statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape. | true |
April fools' day 'science' includes five bogus discoveries | false |
John mccain, czar hater, calls for ebola czar | false |
Dream job my dream job is cleaning mirrors. it's just something i could really see myself doing. | true |
Don't have phone sex you might get hearing aids. | true |
How do you pay for a circumcision? with a tip! | true |
North korea vows 'more gift packages' to u.s. | false |
These couture moments will take your breath away | false |
Jane goodall says seaworld 'should be closed down' | false |
Police arrest larry nassar's former michigan state university boss | false |
Bernie sanders: ‘i am delighted’ by jeremy corbyn’s victory | false |
I once told my girlfriend there was something between me and taylor swift blank space | true |
What kind of juice does hitler drink? concentrated juice. | true |
What do you call a weatherman's evil twin? a doppler-ganger | true |
How do you surprise helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet | true |
What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition? a navi-gator! | true |
Made a shepherd's pie last night... he didn't like it. | true |
From collaborating with big boi to performing at msg, phantogram is on the up and up | false |
Why is the u.s dollar getting stronger? fiscal therapy | true |
I wish i was a pepper so i could be jalapeno business | true |
How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty? she kept wetting the bed. | true |
Man attempts guinness glory by climbing stairs on his head | false |
I just robbed everyone at a whole foods market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten. | true |
From obesity to shorter lifespans: why stress is public health enemy number one | false |
What is the difference between a strip club and a circus? at a circus has cunning stunts | true |
Halle berry's sheer leather dress is jaw-dropping (photos) | false |
Tipping guide: a traveler's guide to tipping at home and abroad | false |
Human being vs. human doing: which one are you? | false |
Why couldn't the mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else? | true |
If you practice yoga, but are not a vegetarian, you're just a poser. | true |
The mooch, the donald, and the goldmanization of government | false |
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