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Preservative in wipes could lead to rashes, expert warns | false |
Britney spears dresses to impress on 'jimmy kimmel live' (video) | false |
What does it sound like when two old people have sex? snap, crackle, pop. | true |
Lighthouse home in alaska fits in perfectly with its location (video) | false |
Conspiracy theory believers are the most skeptical and the most gullible people | false |
The other day i saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop. | true |
What do you call the scottish dentist ? phil mccavity ! | true |
What did the bread maker say to the wheat? i loave you. | true |
With great power... ... comes a great electricity bill. | true |
Where did i take my pet cow on valentines day? to the moooovies | true |
A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture. | true |
Q: how does an octopus go to war? a: armed. | true |
Texas plant explosion reveals wide gaps in workplace safety laws | false |
Do you know the thing about carpets? they demand to be felt. | true |
Why does america not have knock knock jokes? because freedom rings. | true |
Blood sugar solution challenge, day 29: eat 'good' white foods | false |
Emmett till sign in mississippi vandalized by dozens of bullets | false |
Texas high school coach allegedly told black students ‘i’m going to hang you in that tree’ | false |
Divorce. when being wrong every day for being alive isn't working for you. | true |
New bedford, mass.: a whale of a good time | false |
I don't wear a watch. i decide what time it is. | true |
Name? queries the starbucks barista. the almighty feathered serpent quetzalcoatl only sighs. | true |
Welche vier flusse kennt jede blondine? rhein, inn, main, po | true |
Ivanka trump's book uses toni morrison quote to equate busyness with slavery | false |
Divorce t-shirt offers some real talk on marriage (photo) | false |
Peanuts, big butts, m&m's, large butts, raisins, huge butts. - sir trail mix-a-lot | true |
Donald trump's presidential candidacy in one easy-to-follow chart | false |
My favorite jokes are ones about pavlov. i always laugh at them without even thinking about it! | true |
What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon? dis counts!! | true |
Where do you send bad russian cows? the moolag | true |
There must be a special discount store for plumbers... there pants are always 50% off | true |
Dak prescott has earned the right to remain the cowboys starter | false |
I just had sex with a 16-year-old girl on an elevator... it was wrong on so many levels. | true |
What do you get if you squeeze a synagogue? jews. | true |
Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. basically, it's a hobbit movie. | true |
What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor? a chair-ity! | true |
-your word is phlegm -can you use it in a sentence? *loudly clears throat for 5 minutes* | true |
Are these the 10 most influential poets in history, or nah? | false |
The 10 commandments for visiting a new age retreat: part one | false |
Modern elections are corruption, sen. al franken argues | false |
I'd make jokes about midgets, but that would be little of me. | true |
Donald trump thanks paul ryan for his continued support by tweeting about his primary challenger | false |
The virgin way -- richard branson's brave leadership | false |
The dharun ravi case: law upheld, justice denied? | false |
Oh stop it! i'm not superficial. i'm just ficial. | true |
What do you call an abusive pothead? a weed whacker. | true |
Jessica chastain covers vogue for the first time (photo) | false |
Me: what's for dinner? her: chinese. me: i will make the duck sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer | true |
'the bachelorette' unveils its most diverse cast yet | false |
How do we know the indians were the first people in north america? they had reservations. | true |
Harry potter was walking down a hill jk rowling | true |
What is an italian redditors favorite meal? fettuccini alfedora. | true |
Live from the dubai international film festival: saturday, dec. 7 | false |
What do little miss moffat and saddam hussein have in common? they both have curds in their whey. | true |
How many potatoes do you need to kill an irish man? none | true |
Lin-manuel miranda sings 'magic school bus' theme in netflix trailer | false |
Viola davis wouldn't do 'htgawm' unless annalise took off her wig | false |
Cathy yan may be first asian woman to direct a major superhero movie | false |
Top 10 houseboats and yachts for a memorable getaway (photos) | false |
(nswf) whats funner than a dead baby a dead baby wearing a clown outfit | true |
What's the worst part about being a pedophile? trying to fit in | true |
Cheaters deserve compassion, says author wendy plump (video) | false |
If i ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick. | true |
Watch lorde sing in a battle of the bands school competition from 2009 | false |
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? sexual harassment. | true |
Jennifer hudson to play aretha franklin in biopic | false |
900+ seconds of hope: malala yousafzai's address at the un youth assembly | false |
Weight loss success: richard ruiz committed to exercise and lost over 150 pounds | false |
What do you call a short mexican? a paragraph, because they're too short to be an ese | true |
Hunting outfitter admits injuring wild cats to make hunts easier | false |
Meet the woman who launched a new field of scientific study | false |
You shall not pass! -texas senator wendy davis | true |
Report uncovers nearly 100 sex abuse lawsuits against catholic leaders in guam | false |
What falls faster from a tree? a leaf or an emo? the leaf, the rope stops the emo. | true |
What's the best part about dating 26 year olds? there's twenty of them. | true |
4 states will decide whether to raise the minimum wage on election day | false |
I'm dyslexic, atheist & insomniac i stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog | true |
I'm the only child in my family. my mom said she learns from her mistakes. | true |
Why is metlife stadium the windiest stadium in the nfl? because there's a giant fan in every seat. | true |
Protestors flock to streets in europe to show support for migrants | false |
Groom sums up exactly how we feel about the government shutdown (photo) | false |
*putting forks in the spoon section of the cutlery drawer* ooooooooooooo | true |
Here's all you need to know about capitalist class solidarity, courtesy of warren buffett | false |
I spent an hour explaining how wifi works to my dad and my dog. the dog gets it. | true |
Good ice-breaker how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice i'm.. | true |
Martha the mastiff, 'world's ugliest dog,' is droopy, gassy and gorgeous | false |
Two peanuts walk into a bar... one was a salted. | true |
The u.s. is quietly giving a chinese billionaire a monopoly on a new liver cancer drug | false |
Quiz: how much do you and bernie sanders agree on? | false |
What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time? m'llenium | true |
What's the most useless thing on a woman? a drunk irishman. | true |
I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow. | true |
Why did the bartender put on a sweater? she thought it was a little drafty. | true |
Man shows why building a border wall doesn't make sense on any level | false |
A fall getaway in nova scotia's wine country (photos) | false |
I like my women like i like my coffee not older than 12 years | true |
Attn single people: if marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on twitter right now..... | true |
It's better to have loved and lost, than live with the idiot for the rest of your life! | true |
Chadwick boseman to play thurgood marshall in new film | false |
Ucla football team goes bananas after teammate pops the question (gif) | false |
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