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What's a democrat's favorite genre of music? progressive rock. | true |
Egypt needs a new president. i need a summer job. this could be perfect. | true |
What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover? sorry... that came out wrong. | true |
Joe manchin says he doesn't regret voting to confirm scott pruitt | false |
The top 7 destinations for a family vacation | false |
You have not known fear until you've watched this (graphic video) | false |
How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? i forgot to wet the soap. | true |
Kosher salt: is it the best salt for cooking? (poll) | false |
To the parents who don't feel like they can get it all done | false |
Nervous about speaking in front of a crowd of people? imagine everyone is wearing an ed hardy shirt | true |
My friend carlos got his car stolen. we just call him los now. | true |
Teachers tell trump what they really want to be armed with -- and it's not guns | false |
What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder? how you strap on the dirtbag. | true |
My dad didn't let me date untill i was pregnant... | true |
What do you get when a catholic priest baptizes hay? you get a christian bale | true |
I haven't slept in days i've been sleeping at night. | true |
You have to pay for a speeding ticket?! i thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.. | true |
Florida finds local zika case hundreds of miles away from miami | false |
*opens front door to see christmas carolers singing please, i have a family | true |
A horse walks into a bar in area 51 and the bartender asks | true |
I got a computer for my wife today. best trade i ever made. | true |
Win a recording session with rock legends from cardocamp | false |
What is a roth ira? a short and simple guide | false |
How is useless meat around vagina called?.. ... women. | true |
Why i am worried about the proposed health care bill | false |
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? an electric banana. | true |
A man was killed with a starter pistol today police think it might have been race related. | true |
What do you call two mormons caught in the rain? washing your whites on a rinsed cycle. | true |
Woman who drove off cliff with twin sister arrested for her murder -- again | false |
See how out of control peru's flooding is | false |
Noses are red, violets are blue. it ain't love darling, you got flu. | true |
Will new climate regulations destroy the economy? (hint: no.) | false |
The 4th annual infrasound music festival in black river falls, wisconsin | false |
Three world leaders speak on the future of israel and palestine | false |
Nevada congressman is latest to face ethics investigation into sexual misconduct allegations | false |
Propose like the stars this valentine's day (on an earthly budget) | false |
Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it | true |
Two cowboys walk into a bar... and the bar done et the slower one. | true |
10 excellent pieces of unsolicited advice you shouldn't ignore | false |
Green tea benefits: how the drink improves your health | false |
How do you know you're speaking with an engineer? don't worry they'll tell you. | true |
Texting while driving: bad. wrestling a shark while driving: still legal! woohooo!!! | true |
Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth? because it was accidental. | true |
Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? anyone can pull them off | true |
What kind of shoes do ninjas use? sneakers. | true |
Fit links: what not to do during workouts, hiking yoga and more | false |
What do you call a man with no shins? tony. | true |
I would like to order a sandwich.. oh wait. wrong sub | true |
Micromanager knock knock who's there? micromanager. now, you say 'micromanager who?' | true |
What is australian cuisine called? prison food source: 8 out of 10 cats does countdown | true |
Daddy what is a transvestite? daddy what is a transvestite? ask mommy, he knows. | true |
Letter reveals drug courts lobbied against key addiction treatment | false |
Jimmy kimmel unloads on sean hannity: ‘you, sean, are the whole ass circus’ | false |
Who do you call a stupid whore? your mother, that is who i call a stupid whore | true |
Education community stands up for safe, effective data use | false |
What did the ghost say to the bumblebee? boo bee!! <insert titty-twister here> | true |
Tv station: romo 'still the gayest player on the cowgirls' | false |
Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them... | true |
Why was 6 afraid of 7...another ending because 7 was a black man | true |
This church is running an unconventional resistance against duterte’s war on drugs | false |
Guys, can we please stop making jokes about donald trump? otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee. | true |
What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste | true |
Til i'm good at posting at the wrong subreddit... jk jk fuck you guys | true |
Jessica simpson's destination maternity line is on its way (photos) | false |
Salted marcona almond and black sesame brittle with coriander | false |
Negro week at the 1939–1940 new york world’s fair | false |
The alabama state motto it's not considered incest if you pull out. | true |
Lancet series on midwifery: women should be in the heart of decision-making | false |
Why do people find anne frank so attractive? because she is smoking hot | true |
Social media is a major game changer for independent film | false |
Why does ariel the mermaid wear seashells? she grew out of her b - shells! | true |
Santa is your ups man: ken jones sings our new favorite christmas song (video) | false |
Why did mike dukakis lose the 1998 presidential election? he tanked his campaign! | true |
Uber finds itself in more legal trouble, this time with the justice department | false |
The significance of national black hiv/aids awareness day | false |
What would martin luther king jr. be if he was white? alive... | true |
Chronic pain and your social life: ask noah | false |
Organising an event for people who can't ejaculate let me know if you can't come | true |
Bill maher mocks mitt romney's women remarks with hitchcock's 'shadow of a doubt' (video) | false |
11 ways to make marriage last the second (or third!) time around | false |
A french pastry was stalking me this morning i felt really creped out | true |
What do you call a nose without a body? nobody knows. | true |
Killing my goldfish: thoughts on power and personhood | false |
Why do polish people's names end in 'ski'? because they can't spell toboggan. | true |
Bad joke i made up where do black people stay when they visit alaska? a nigloo | true |
Fox news judicial analyst issues dark warning to trump over michael cohen | false |
Why did the limestone feel unappreciated? because he thought people were taking him for granite. | true |
What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? my toe sis! | true |
Women in business q&a: eileen campbell, cmo, imax | false |
Want to hear a joke? i was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it. | true |
I'm starting a tent business. my first sales event will be called the tent offensive | true |
I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves... they're conceded | true |
Crippling drought kills 110 somalis in just two days | false |
Well, at least i didn't kill a lion! - bill cosby | true |
Clean sheet day!! *brushes pringles crumbs over to his side of the bed* | true |
An open letter to high school and college students | false |
In the past hour i've dropped my phone and my computer. let me hold your crying baby. | true |
Goat drowns after photo-crazed mob drives it into the ocean | false |
Another argument from obamacare critics is starting to crumble | false |
In maisie williams' new commercial, all beauty ads must die | false |
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