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(nsfw) coors light is like having sex in a canoe. fucking close to water. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? the butcher didn't finish the job. | true |
These are the most powerful statements john legend made in 2015 | false |
How did isis do on their french exam? they bombed it... | true |
Like new yorkers, californians can say no to fracking | false |
Tell a sad story in 4 words lifetime cleveland browns fan | true |
As epa launches war on emissions, u.s. plays catch up with europe on renewables | false |
The difference between a tea bag and england the tea bag stays longer in the cup. | true |
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? spongebob squarepants | true |
What do you call a pirate from ireland?? arrrish | true |
Going against the flow: jennifer barker, ceo & cofounder of per diems against poverty | false |
Unfortunately..... nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty. | true |
The white xbox one s was just announced. of course it's 40% smaller than the black one. | true |
Artists explore the many influences of ebony and jet magazines | false |
A tiger posed in an abandoned factory, or when ruin photography becomes exploitation | false |
Bill maher's fake obamacare ads mock sarah palin, phil robertson & more | false |
What do you call a proton with big hair? a 'froton. | true |
John conyers won't run for re-election in 2018 after sexual misconduct allegations | false |
Your doctor recommended the flu vaccine for a reason: it saves lives | false |
Why my daughter won't be getting a fidget spinner | false |
What is long, pink, and drags along the ocean floor? moby's dick | true |
14 hair & makeup looks we'll never forget from 2014 | false |
For first time, transcanada says tar sands flowing to gulf in keystone xl south | false |
What do you call a tv show about female puberty? a breasted development | true |
Thanksgiving with dietary restrictions: hold the gluten, nuts, dairy, etc. | false |
What did the italian say when the eel swam by? that's a moray. | true |
Growing number of republicans join calls for scott pruitt to resign | false |
I like my racist jokes like i like black people! i don't like black people. | true |
Sleater-kinney just made bowie's 'rebel rebel' the political anthem of 2017 | false |
Fda asks drug companies to assess cholesterol drug's cognitive risks | false |
How much sex does one of god's brides have? nun | true |
What's invisible and smells like bananas? ....monkey farts | true |
I like when i wear my glasses because then i have four-eyes i can roll at your ridiculousness! | true |
What do you call a sleeping bull? a bulldozer | true |
'looking' stars reflect on show's legacy and the hbo farewell film | false |
Fix your form: how to do the perfect bicycle crunch | false |
Decertifying iran deal would only further prove rex tillerson right: trump is a moron | false |
Schrodinger's crush: before you ask her out, she is both single and taken | true |
How many southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? change? whatever do you mean, *change*? | true |
What do you call an accurate dog? spot-on. | true |
My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he's 9. | true |
Bill maher reads the most ineffective anti-masturbation pamphlet ever | false |
It turns out if you cry at the dmv they'll let you take a second photo | true |
Baseball is wrong. a man with 4 balls cannot walk. | true |
Four more years!!! four more years!!!... - honey boo boo's teachers her senior year of high school | true |
Michigan st. edges iowa 16-13 for big ten title | false |
Animal photos of the week: orangutans, rhinos and baby lions | false |
This pit bull with a cleft palate proved doctors wrong and is now living the good life | false |
Shia labeouf arrested for disorderly conduct, public drunkenness, again | false |
All refugees are terrorists. (that's the punchline) (no that's actually the punchline) | true |
Steve irwin died the same way he lived... with animals in his heart | true |
Welcome to premature ejaculation club a lot of you came early, i'm not surprised | true |
A 'huge, expensive and lethal' problem for states explained | false |
Q: what is the best way to speak to a ghoul? a: from a long ways away. | true |
Tragedy in a community: the balance of support and privacy | false |
What do you call a muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients? asif eyecare | true |
Bruschetta with ricotta, grilled eggplant and fresh mint | false |
These dogs are the guiltiest snack stealers ever | false |
Can i get over an affair? the three phases of recovery | false |
Justin trudeau posted a great throwback photo for world teachers' day | false |
Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes? because they can't see. | true |
How to shave a cat's butt i won't tell you, you dirty person ! | true |
What do you call a turtle without a shell? dead. | true |
Keri russell on the art of eating, afternoon wine, and bad music | false |
'housewife' martinis & 9 other drinks inspired by your favorite tv shows | false |
Guy builds 'hollywood star' robot and it sure looks like scarjo | false |
If a furry says they're sorry... ...is it an anthropology? | true |
Cannibal did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend in the forest? | true |
What did obama say when he was alone? obamaself | true |
Bye bye 'bigly'? yes, trump has been saying 'big league' all this time | false |
What does a latina like on her bagel? papi seeds. | true |
I won the lottery for a million dollars today. | true |
Choose employees like you're planning on climbing mt. everest | false |
Ray, 2-year-old boy, says no to everything but money (video) | false |
Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctor fainted. | true |
I hit a parked car today so naturally i left a note. it said die, decepticons! die! | true |
I bought a parrot... and it could talk. but it did not say i'm hungry. so it died. | true |
Are you scaring young women with your parenting? | false |
In the words of a famous troublemaker i have a dream. | true |
Whats the isis members' astrological sign? sad terrorist | true |
Read live updates from the msnbc democratic debate | false |
Is the ftc about to ban hotel resort fees? | false |
Went from being single to being single like a boss. | true |
The best lambrusco and sparkling red wines: our taste test results | false |
Why dont arabs have drivers and sex ed on the same day the camels would get to tired | true |
If the world trade center was in india.... would the terrorist attack be on 7/11? | true |
Democrats call on fda to end ban on blood donations from gay men | false |
Chuck norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. then the grenade blew up. | true |
Why do little boys whine? because they're practicing to be men. | true |
Skydiving without a parachute is a once in a lifetime experience. | true |
More allegations of deception surface in orange county informant scandal | false |
Want to hear a construction joke? i'm still working on it. | true |
Sarah huckabee sanders actually has an a+ trolling game on twitter | false |
12 american b&bs ideal for a romantic weekend (photos) | false |
Did adam and eve have bellybuttons? *reason #42 why i can't fall asleep | true |
Does north korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked hawaii? | true |
Australia just realized its postal chief is making 10 times more than its prime minister | false |
Did you hear about the castrated hipster? he had a very eunuch style. | true |
A black guy walks into a bar. don't worry he's still in his cell. | true |
Kanye west did that hilarious smile-frown thing again | false |
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