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There's nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn. | true |
What religion still believes in the big bang? islam | true |
I found three french fries inside my $1 mcdouble. dream big, kids. anything is possible. | true |
Texas house map must be redrawn, federal court says | false |
Yo mama is so fat that she is voting for sanders colonel sanders | true |
Randy and erika jackson split after 18 years of marriage | false |
Mormons petition to stop tabernacle choir from singing at trump's inauguration | false |
Google wants to help more homes switch to solar energy | false |
Donald trump will hate samantha bee's insult thesaurus | false |
Puppies gamely predict winner of super bowl on 'tonight show' | false |
Trevor noah smacks down donald trump: 'he's a proven troll' | false |
Mike pence claims there was no contact between russia and trump during the campaign | false |
Climate change this week: 400,000 call for climate action, hottest august on record and more! | false |
Boss: have i made myself clear? me: no, i can still see you. boss: shakes head. | true |
2 navy seals under investigation in death of army green beret in mali | false |
See you later alligator in a whilst crocodile -why we fought the british for independence | true |
When the best seat in the house is a bed | false |
Dodging gators on lake jesup, florida's 'natural' theme park | false |
Heavy fighting in kobani after peshmerga join battle | false |
Sex offender registries are not really keeping your children safe: here's why | false |
The toughest race my daughter and i ever ran | false |
Breanna gomez, wisconsin runaway, eludes police in high-speed chase: cops | false |
I'll pay extra for the hairdresser comfortable with silence. | true |
How to make a gay fuck a women shit in her cunt... | true |
Why did 10 die? because it was in the middle of 9 11 | true |
Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. no matter what you say, you're still wrong. | true |
What did hitler give to his daughter on her birthday an easy bake oven. | true |
Secret 9/11 report's publication to absolve saudi arabia: cia chief | false |
I'm not racist. i just have a problem with people's tone. | true |
Ad: you like to save money, right? me (thinking): dear god, they've read my diary | true |
If you fall outta your car in your driveway, it's your own asphalt. | true |
Eat your fruits and veggies, protect your heart, and save billions of dollars in health care costs | false |
Sasha obama's shoe game is so great, we don't know how it took us this long to notice | false |
Fedex plane catches fire at fort lauderdale airport | false |
Here's the reason for jimmy kimmel's health care plea in one photo | false |
You can now access nba games via twitter and facebook posts | false |
What will men do if women become extinct? domesticate another animal. | true |
I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan. | true |
New legislation has this nation's gay community 'overwhelmed by fear' | false |
How to train your brain to see what others don't | false |
What's the worst part about being a prostitute? the customer always comes first. | true |
Ohio state coach body slams fan who ran on field | false |
Why is denmark the happiest country on earth? because all the sad people there kill themselves. | true |
Texans unite in the fight to save sharks | false |
Trevor noah finds something to admire about donald trump | false |
A conservative firebrand in the senate has a surprise suggestion for clinton's vp | false |
Walmart puts green label on products it doesn't even claim are green | false |
My boyfriend doesn't believe in labels, which is probably why he drank all that bleach | true |
Has instant messaging become more annoying than email? 5 steps for more productive pinging | false |
Here's why you should pay more attention to 'flyover states' | false |
Hillary clinton campaign ready to mock donald trump at his own convention | false |
A 'moulin rouge!' musical is headed to the stage, because it can-can | false |
What social movement were nazis really into? aryan reichts | true |
Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they say worthwild | true |
One critical way the justice system keeps failing after police shootings | false |
Marilyn manson defends aiming fake assault rifle at concert as anti-gun statement | false |
I always go the extra mile, which is why my friends don't let me drive | true |
Betrayed, bamboozled and broken: surviving love gone wrong | false |
Top 9 day trips and excursions near cancun | false |
Sofia, bulgaria: a travel tuesday of stately proportions | false |
Malin akerman's updated little black dress: look of the day | false |
Stepping into an executive role: the things i knew, the things i learned and the things i changed | false |
Colorful book will give kids a glimpse at harvey milk's life and legacy | false |
Wedding etiquette do's and don'ts for the bride, family and friends | false |
Debbie harry: blondie singer shows off her style | false |
What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? a teabag. | true |
Me: would you like a snack? 4: no. as a pure mathematical object, i require no physical sustenance. | true |
Rock, paper, scissors: a dialogue -- part three | false |
Woman who donated kidney to husband now wants it back | false |
Government watchdog presses jason chaffetz to investigate kellyanne conway himself | false |
Doctor doctor i need something to keep my falling hair in what about a matchbox! | true |
Pumpkin dessert recipes to sweeten up fall (photos) | false |
I don't trust anyone who doesn't count their donuts before leaving a drive-thru. | true |
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? a skunk uses a cheaper deodorant! | true |
Incredibly daring man swims to hawaii's lava with a selfie stick | false |
If you are getting a prostate exam... you're getting analysed!!! | true |
Meek mill on rick ross drive-by shooting: 'this ain't nothing new': notable/quotable | false |
What did anne frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head? duck! | true |
Trevor noah points out the problem with newt gingrich’s megyn kelly outburst | false |
Could alcohol use disorders be treated with medication? | false |
Viral photo of simple, kind gesture offers reminder to stay united | false |
Is humpty dumpty another way of saying fuck and forget? | true |
I'm lazy as fuck.. if i ever had to run for my life, i would probably die. | true |
Leslie jones just couldn't contain herself during new york fashion week | false |
No, kanye west didn't make aziz ansari's 'famous' video official | false |
Q: how's your visit in north korea? a: can't complain ... | true |
Dark humour it's like a child with cancer.... it never gets old. | true |
Why /r/hillaryclinton is a ghost town all their keyboards have water damage. | true |
How do asians see the world? in widescreen. | true |
What's the best part of split-pea soup? the cut up peaness. | true |
Zara april 2012 lookbook stars liu wen & all the clothes we'll be wearing this summer (photos) | false |
This website will help you find a perfectly timed bathroom read | false |
19 celebrities you should be following on snapchat | false |
Ivanka trump incorrectly names judaism as 1 of the 3 'largest world religions' | false |
'i say i want a relationship, but do i really?' | false |
Why did helen keller fail her road test? because she was a woman | true |
What do you call a hapoy frog? hoppy | true |
How many lives does a nazi cat have? nein | true |
My uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet. | true |
I should sell this house, the rooms spin when i drink vodka. | true |
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