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Historic california gold mining ghost town on sale for $225,000 | false |
When i move, i don't pack my belongings. because i live my life outside of the box. | true |
It's nice to feel wanted. even if it's by the fbi. | true |
A definitive guide to all the berries you want to eat this summer | false |
Heat wave safety: how to stay safe when temps soar into the triple digits | false |
The troubling connection between anger management problems and gun access | false |
Gps guide: music for a moment of calm | false |
Two snowmen are standing in a field. one leans over to the other and asks you smell carrots? | true |
Jesse tyler ferguson came out after getting caught stealing gay porn | false |
Why are we so bad at getting a good night's sleep? | false |
What is the best armor for sneaking? leather, it's made of hide. | true |
Celebrity twitter: stars who unfollowed their exes post-split | false |
Utilizing your miranda rights... police: anything you say will be held against you... boy: titties. | true |
If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model. | true |
Stan lee discusses possible massive marvel superhero crossover | false |
The portland heroes who stood up to hate | false |
Crossfit for kids expands the fitness craze to the toddler set | false |
Jeff schaffer talks about his favorite behind the scenes moments on the league | false |
Why did the redneck cross the road? because his dick was still in the chicken! | true |
Web md is like a choose your own adventure book where the ending is always cancer. | true |
I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. just bring me a bouquet of cats. | true |
New laws do not let your friends derive drunk. | true |
Nia long explains why she ‘cannot afford to operate out of fear' in hollywood | false |
Here's what you could buy if you quit your crazy starbucks habit | false |
I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work. | true |
We ate our way through the lower east side's latin food scene | false |
Judy garland in art: charles busch, tommy tune re-imagine hollywood legend for nyc benefit | false |
Did you know the pope really loves cats? he's a real catholic. | true |
Clinton campaign denies access to daily mail pool reporter in latest dispute with press | false |
Girl are you a ringtone? because you're really annoying and just get louder when i ignore you. | true |
Julianne moore on 'freeheld,' marriage equality and ellen page's 'extraordinary' coming out | false |
Vizio to pay millions after secretly spying on customers, selling viewer data | false |
I went to the paralympics came away with atrophy wife | true |
I recently got very addicted to skiing my doctor told me i'm going down a slippery slope | true |
Mountain lion on utility pole gives gawkers paws | false |
What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus? one tooth | true |
Kristen stewart is really 'f**king proud' of 'twilight' | false |
I was sucking off my new thai bride, last night when i thought.. hang on a fuckin' minute | true |
What did one dog say to the other dog? i like hot dogs. | true |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the parking lot. | true |
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs? a furrycanine | true |
Bored? find group photo of 4 women on instagram. comment you 3 look incredible!! | true |
Fall home decor trend: geometric patterns on lighting and furniture | false |
Eva mendes steps out without her best accessory, ryan gosling (photo) | false |
What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop? *a big mac* | true |
What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? a bartender | true |
If you tell a joke in the forest but nobody laughs was it a joke? | true |
Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. did you ever think about that you big jerk. | true |
'the hobbit' poster: gandalf stars in comic-con promo (photo) | false |
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? he was pleased to be back on terror-firma. | true |
The best and worst health trends of 2013 | false |
Did you hear about that new supervillain, the weather man? i hear he's taking the world by storm | true |
Abusing a word, done correctly i have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally. | true |
Teachers inspired by 'black panther' are bringing its magic to classrooms | false |
I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. the news came out of the purple. | true |
What type of drugs do ducks use? what type of drugs to ducks use? quack cocaine. | true |
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? a poultry-geist! | true |
Lost in the dyson-west debate: obama hasn't 'ideologically cheated on' african americans | false |
Him: let's take the stairs! me: i think we should see other people. | true |
9 tricks to make your clothes look more expensive (photos, gifs) | false |
What jeremy lin and us-china cooperation on climate change don't (yet) have in common | false |
Inspired by baby jesus, i'm hoping to get nailed this weekend. | true |
Damn girl are you jewish! cuz these balls are matzoh. | true |
What's the difference between light and hard? i can sleep with a light on. | true |
How does software eat it's food? by taking large bytes! | true |
What does idk mean? i've yet to find someone who knows. | true |
These dogs are destined for the secret service | false |
As u.s. bombs tikrit, some iraqi sunnis are stuck between isis and shiite militias | false |
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? he had no-body to go with. | true |
Cooking off the cuff: an autumnal risotto inspired by... twitter | false |
What kind of friend is this?: when mean girls and boys become thoughtless adults | false |
Foodie confession: why i eat mcdonald's while abroad | false |
What is a thai person's finishing fight move. bangkok. | true |
Investigators still baffled by polio-like illness in california children | false |
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the cake #funniestjokeevernotreallyyesreally | true |
The grieving introvert and the holidays: a different kind of survival guide | false |
Johnny the sky is the limit. thus, johnny's dreams of becoming an astronaut were ruined. | true |
The movie ryan gosling directed won't open in theaters | false |
What did the biologists call their basketball team? the hemoglobin-trotters! | true |
Trump's fake news awards immediately backfire, take down gop website | false |
Cam newton gives reporter hilarious death stare for the ages | false |
Rolling stone fact-checker didn't ask about alleged rape victim in emails with uva officials | false |
You can't spell 'jew' without the word 'ew'. | true |
Know why the ottawa redblacks were weird news this week? take the fark weird news quiz | false |
Trump abruptly cancels north korea summit with kim jong un | false |
Divorce is taxing in more ways than one | false |
Thanksgiving leftovers: 5 ways to get your diet back on track | false |
The feeding mistake parents don't even know they're making | false |
How does a butcher introduce his wife? meet patty | true |
13 fun facts about 'friends' you might not know | false |
This mother's day, stand up for expecting moms | false |
Soda, supply, and demand: can we share a taste for change? | false |
What's tim cook's new nickname? jack the ripper | true |
Ask a queer chick: i made a mistake by marrying a man. what should i do? | false |
What's the difference between strange jizz and you? your mother doesn't love you. | true |
I was sitting in traffic the other day... and i got run over. | true |
Good question: how long are our roads supposed to last? | false |
Don’t get excited about polling numbers for a couple of weeks | false |
Why is a giraffes neck so long? so it can reach its head. | true |
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? he worked it out with a pencil! | true |
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