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Does hollywood think it's not as good as it used to be? apparently so | false |
20 sure signs you live with a toddler | false |
Brioche recipes that make the most of this buttery bread | false |
Boston mayor wants to ban chewing tobacco from all sports venues | false |
How do you get a ford recalled? wait. | true |
Pence says trump's revised immigration and travel ban coming 'in a few days' | false |
My son was on ebay this morning no bids yet | true |
Ap tweets about 'habitual judging' after child abuse indictment | false |
Custody battles: the top five things dads should know before setting foot in court | false |
Will cbs broadcast gay slurs during patriots-raiders game this sunday? | false |
Emma stone reveals what bad auditions are really like | false |
Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the olympic torch. | true |
The 20 greatest movie pilots you'd want to fly your plane | false |
Dubai miracle garden is one of the most amazing things we've seen (photos, video) | false |
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they smell bad. | true |
Classics i have a dream that one day my mum will understand that online games can't be paused. | true |
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow i can't believe it's not butter. | true |
When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest? | true |
Archbishop desmond tutu returns to the hospital with an infection | false |
Watch top chef michael voltaggio read one-star yelp reviews | false |
Task force finds michigan state officials accountable in flint water crisis | false |
What do you call a polish fisherman? a fishing pole. | true |
Here's how new york students did on common core tests this year | false |
How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan? he was de-lighted | true |
Jorge ramos exposes hate groups' rise in the age of trump | false |
How moms became a force corporate america can't ignore | false |
Dalai lama 'culture of compassion' talk: key to good health is 'peace of mind' (video) | false |
Michael bloomberg's first comments since trump win do little to quell climate fears | false |
What do you call a possessed chicken? poultrygeist. | true |
Kurds in kobani repulse islamic state attack on border gate | false |
If one quits quitting... are they still a quitter? | true |
Men aren't the only ones who get turned on by 'lingerie' | false |
Nas honors legends of black music in open letter for black history month | false |
Photos show sad plight for african elephants lifted to china | false |
Tammy haddad brunch kicks off star-studded whcd weekend | false |
What if the last episode of house reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus? | true |
Leia: *gasps* chewbacca, you're naked! chewbacca: *hastily puts back on his bandoleer* | true |
Here are all the lies donald trump told in his republican national convention speech | false |
Samantha bee's show suggests 9 ways sean spicer could quit (that don't involve hitler) | false |
Ana navarro blasts 'racist, lying' donald trump, but defends his stance on syria | false |
You wanna play the rape game? -no! -that's the spirit. | true |
Motown the musical -- the story of berry gordy and his music | false |
U.s. job growth just slowed down for the third month in a row | false |
Running out of space for your porn collection? just download midget porn, it's half the size | true |
How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles? nail its other hand to the floor. | true |
I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family my wife freaked the fuck out | true |
C'mon, sexism is at least part of the reason hoda kotb is making less than matt lauer | false |
What does spiderman do when he's not fighting crime? web development. | true |
There are 2 things i hate in this world people and hypocrites | true |
Lone man tries to take on a crowd of looters in ferguson | false |
What does a spanglish speaking chicken say when it's sorry? i apollogize. | true |
The smartest thing i've ever read about consent | false |
Niall ferguson: keynesian economics flawed because keynes was gay, childless | false |
*leaves church* *sees mcchicken video* *goes back to church* | true |
Turns out 84 lumber's super bowl ad was not a commentary on trump's wall | false |
Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? they both enjoy a good cavity search! | true |
Trump supporters reveal exactly what he'd have to do to lose their votes | false |
Most of my friendships are based on if we watch the same tv shows. | true |
Why are there no jews on jupiter? because it's a gas planet | true |
If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, i'm your guy. | true |
I can't recall the hunchback of notre dame's name does quasimodo ring a bell? | true |
Red flags: is it a bad sign if someone's never been married by middle age? | false |
Gary johnson has been a champion of private prisons throughout his career | false |
Mike pence left out in cold at winter olympics vip reception | false |
10 things my future children can expect from me | false |
Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet! although most just grow 4. | true |
Why does tigger smell? becuase he hangs around with pooh! had to share my 5 year olds joke.. | true |
You know what the best thing about alzheimer's is? you can hide your own easter eggs. | true |
Why can stephen hawking only do one liners because he can't do stand ups | true |
Q: what did the alien say to the gardener? a: take me to your weeder. | true |
Federal court rules ohio voting cutbacks are unconstitutional | false |
Dr. luke's company owes most of its billboard success to kesha | false |
A lancet breakthrough: publishing about faith and health | false |
Arkansas governor warns gop not to overstate clinton book allegations | false |
Lionel richie throws weight behind obscure tuskegee airmen documentary | false |
I'd slap you but i'm pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty. | true |
Donald trump says he wants surveillance of 'certain mosques' | false |
Ted cruz's supporters share his weird fixation with soup, according to google trends | false |
Deangelo hall ejected: redskins cb berates referee, gets tossed against steelers (video) | false |
Donald trump can expect a lot of american taxpayers outside the white house april 15 | false |
Why did kelly fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? ....not kelly. | true |
Huffpollster: most sanders supporters say they back clinton over trump | false |
If april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? pilgrims. | true |
Anti-nuke organization ican wins 2017 nobel peace prize | false |
What do you call call of duty in the middle east ? tuesday | true |
Now that scalia, the bullfrog of scotus, has passed away... can we say he finally croaked? | true |
You've got a buttload of good things coming your way... ...and i'm behind you one hundred percent. | true |
'suck up' mitt romney is called out for flip-flopping on trump's endorsement | false |
Even taylor swift loves broadway's shoshana bean, cynthia erivo covering her song | false |
How selfies could detect a common deadly disease | false |
'sunday night football' looked like a halloween horror movie | false |
That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting. | true |
Personal apple pie cups for when you don't want to share | false |
11 small towns around america that have interesting claims to fame | false |
Nasa is planning another rover for mars in 2020 they should call it hindsight | true |
Borrowing for college set to hit 5-year low | false |
Church home has heavenly japanese soaking tub (photos) | false |
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out, wet and soft? chewing gum | true |
How did paul mccartney get linda pregnant? c moon | true |
Does facebook have a you're not smart enough to be talking about politics button? | true |
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