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5 things you need to stop telling yourself if you want to be happy | false |
Valencia college mourns 7 of its students killed in pulse nightclub shooting | false |
To the momma without a baby this mother's day | false |
What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? man-eating coleslaw. | true |
What's for lunch can tell us about the future | false |
Women can't seem to resist my charms. what? they're magically delicious. | true |
What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? ereptile dysfunction | true |
Replace goals and resolutions with agreements and promises of action | false |
Mum: how come your friend ______ hasn't been around lately? me: because he turned into a cunt. | true |
What do you call a nosy pepper? jalapeno business | true |
Why is camping so much fun? it's intense! | true |
What kind of couch do gay people buy? homo-sectionals | true |
Coffee so hot you pretend not to notice it when you're out with your wife. | true |
Watermelon and rosé live harmoniously as one in this frozé recipe | false |
I can't believe you accidentally let it slip into her butt! dick move, asshole. | true |
San francisco is getting its first black female mayor | false |
What do you call a whale that mates constantly? your girlfreind | true |
I like to keep my friends close, and my attractive friends even closer. | true |
Protecting militants: china blocks un listing of pakistani as a globally designated terrorist | false |
What did saddam hussein say every time he played pool? i rack. | true |
A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car. | true |
Why do catholics eat fish on good friday? because jesus died for our fins. | true |
What is the ape monster's name? godzilla gorilla! | true |
I have a little joke that always makes women laugh my penis | true |
Solar energy just eked out a major win in california | false |
Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers the girls are all bitches | true |
Chris christie backs 'coalition of the willing' for iraq | false |
Apple recovered more than a ton of gold from recycled devices | false |
The kind of princess i want my daughter to be | false |
Haha sucks for women that they have to sit down to poop | true |
Cops coach chicago youth baseball league to foster peace in crime-ridden neighborhood | false |
The terrible thought i had during my postpartum depression | false |
I've never thought about suicide until now... but it might cheer me up if you tried. | true |
'cinderella ' star lily james recalls the first time she met her prince | false |
Tried to donate blood today but they had too many questions about where i got it. | true |
What does a 90 year old woman taste like? depends. | true |
Photo of cop helping man who was hungry shows law enforcement at its finest | false |
Trump kicks off native american heritage month by reviving 'pocahontas' slur | false |
Facebook wedding: brides magazine asks social network users to plan big day | false |
Lucky baby names to bypass any bad omen, even friday the 13th | false |
Why do japanese women like foreign men? japanese men can't look them in the eye. kappa | true |
Seth meyers: it's time to retire the term 'fake news' | false |
An aussie out of water: 3 nights in the outback | false |
Conversation with rev. jaganath carrera on 'yoga and spirituality' | false |
Fear running short of cash in retirement? what to do | false |
How could donald trump have possibly known his rt interview would air on rt? | false |
Senate holds backpage.com in contempt over sex trafficking ads | false |
What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? white vans. | true |
This trump voter lost his son to drugs. now, trump's lost kraig moss to lies. | false |
Your compliments are gross and so are you | false |
Want to hear a corny joke? never mind i forgot the skewers. | true |
Why does jesus always leave a door open for you? because he was born in a barn. | true |
They're meh. --tony the tiger, off his paxil for a few days | true |
21 powerful tweets about sally yates’ refusal to defend muslim ban | false |
Ronda rousey finds it hilarious when her body is called 'masculine' | false |
The upside of negative emotions: why feeling fully leads to a better life | false |
Five resolutions for out-of-home to kickstart the year | false |
Bill maher shreds 'liberal purists' who said hillary clinton was 'lesser of two evils' | false |
Kansas democrats show just how big the anti-trump wave actually is | false |
What did one tampon say to the other?? ...... nothing! they're both stuckup cunts ! | true |
What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? ebowla. | true |
Buy that engagement ring now: the coming supply squeeze in diamonds | false |
These dogs make it easier to testify in front of your attacker in court | false |
New study: common over-the-counter drugs may reduce spread of cancer | false |
Moderate alcohol consumption linked with higher quality of life: study | false |
Creative dad has a delicious way to teach his daughter the abcs | false |
Tryp, new wyndham hotel brand, debuts in new york city (photos) | false |
What the future of work will look like: exploring various scenarios with pwc | false |
The gorgeous 'snow moon' you may have missed this week | false |
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? a fruit stand. | true |
What does john f. kennedy have in common with the current democratic party? no brains | true |
Chuck norris drives a solar powered car at night. | true |
What's the difference between a toaster and hitler? a toaster can only burn two things at once. | true |
A blind guy walks into a bar... then a table, a chair... | true |
The week in arts & culture: cat videos, google doodles and romney's reality (photos) | false |
Adam and eve did you know eve was the first carpenter? she made adam's banana stand. | true |
Haikus have three lines sometimes they don't make much sense refrigerator. | true |
My new fragrance is called failure and smells roughly like a bowling alley. | true |
People are rattled by how much this nigerian man looks like chadwick boseman | false |
Veggieducken: the vegetarian turducken your thanksgiving table needs (video) | false |
Sri lanka is suffering its worst drought in 40 years | false |
Hillary clinton launches official campaign podcast 'with her' | false |
Brazilian man hides in suv's gas tank in desperate bid to enter u.s. | false |
Is airbnb really better than staying at a hostel? | false |
What is the loneliest number? my phone number, call me please! #please don't | true |
Morehouse college president says visit with trump was 'troubling' | false |
Why did the vampire attack the clown? he wanted the circus to be in his blood. | true |
I hate when people read over my shoulder while i'm texting. 2 car lengths please mr. policeman. | true |
As ed gillespie’s campaign goes, so goes the memory of the civil war | false |
'waitress' star finds strength in the female narrative on broadway | false |
Sweet finds and major disappointments at trader joe's | false |
Janet jackson to receive icon award at 2018 billboard music awards | false |
How to carve a turkey, with step-by-step photos | false |
The internet is living for this photo of doug jones' gay son 'side-eyeing' mike pence | false |
Abc signs all 33 chilean miners to next season's dancing with the stars | true |
Cathay pacific crew say they saw north korean missile 'blow up and fall apart' | false |
History joke what do you call a communist sniper? a marxman! | true |
Former new york senate leader dean skelos convicted of extortion charges | false |
White women: let us think before we tweet | false |
Is higher education suffering a crisis of budget, buildings or failure to adapt? | false |
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