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Throw the best dinner party ever! (on a budget, of course) | false |
Raven-symoné just shared the best 'that's so raven' reunion photo | false |
Angelina jolie and brad pitt match in his & hers suits at the 2014 baftas (photos) | false |
Serena williams' missed shot at tennis history broke her heart | false |
I'm a practicing catholic but i'm not ready to go pro just yet. | true |
What was the name of the mongolian warlord's favorite cow? angus khan | true |
A man gave his dog a bone... and was subsequently charged and tried with beastiality. | true |
I'm gonna rock and roll til 9pm and only party on weekends | true |
I handle stress the way cats bathe in water. | true |
Donald trump backers downplay rough week after polls show him behind | false |
Cantor booed, heckled by tea partiers in his home district | false |
*walks into it department attempting to look cool* you guys torrent any emails lately? | true |
How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny | true |
'alice through the looking glass' is no match for 'x-men: apocalypse' at weekend box office | false |
You scream, i scream, we all scream, then i leave the women's restroom. | true |
Che: why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war? me: independence. | true |
I want so badly for crayons to taste like their color. | true |
Why don't muslims use contractions of words? because in islam, the penalty for apostrophe is death. | true |
What's the difference between me and santa? santa only comes down your chimney. | true |
Boss: are you familiar with kitchen jargon me: yeah, that means you're missing a jar | true |
Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet? it's pasteurised before you can see it! | true |
What do pirates and pimps have in common? they both say yo ho! and walk with a limp. | true |
I'm glad the unbelievably loud teenagers on this flight are all white so i can hate them. | true |
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw them | true |
What's the difference between jesus and a vagina? a vagina is still good after a couple of nails | true |
She can't wrestle... but i'd love to see her box. | true |
Sorry, kate winslet, it may be ‘vulgar’ but we do need to talk about salary | false |
Ama request: paul mccartney how big of an impact has kanye been to your music career blowing up? | true |
If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut | true |
Lawmakers want mark zuckerberg to explain misuse of facebook data | false |
Brits' disappearance casts shadow over qatari world cup efforts and shines light on uae | false |
5 points to consider when negotiating your salary | false |
I'm pretty happy that human skin isn't see-through. | true |
New york fashion week 2012: donna karan fall 2012 (photos) | false |
French app meant to warn of emergencies fails in a big way during attack in nice | false |
The 10 vintage toys that are topping christmas wish lists this year | false |
It's afro carribean hair day at work tomorrow... ...i'm dreadin' it. | true |
Arguments about holiday spending may spell doom for your relationship | false |
Wheelchair wisdom: from despair to integrity to freedom | false |
I find it hard to explain stuff to kleptomaniacs. they take things literally! | true |
Californians are more worried about kids' obesity than drug use | false |
Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend? because its not a cheetah. | true |
New york times editorial board moves gun safety conversation in the wrong direction | false |
Romancing the om: a look into yoga in america | false |
Hillary clinton says family paid state department employee for email work | false |
Funny tweets about food comas, feasting and thanksgiving food | false |
Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... the outcome was pretty one sided. | true |
Obama stresses 'great promise' of business growth in americas | false |
Did you hear the one about the dead guy? neither did he | true |
Twitter drama doesn't have anything on linkedin drama. | true |
What disease do horses fear most? hay fever! | true |
Fed-up mom endorses public punishment after son cussed out teacher | false |
I love kids, but i don't want to be a mom | false |
Last night i was using google docs this morning i decided to use google moorings. | true |
Damn, girl, are you a map? because you give me d-rections. | true |
In marriage there are 3 types of rings the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering. | true |
Watch bernie sanders throw serious side-eye at hillary clinton | false |
Shia labeouf can rap? shia labeouf can rap | false |
I like my women like i like my wine... 18 years old and locked in my basement | true |
What's 50 cents name in zimbabwe? 400 million. | true |
You like han solo because he’s a scoundrel. 'solo: a star wars story' forgot that. | false |
What does a parliamentarian say when they're done masturbating? beating adjourned. | true |
Stelara: psoriatic arthritis drug eases symptoms, study shows | false |
What do you call 8 rabbits? a rabbyte | true |
Here's what 'game of thrones' star kristian nairn thinks 'hodor' means | false |
Did you hear what sandy did to new jersey? a few billion dollars worth of improvements | true |
‘the bachelor’ season 21, episode 10, and 'women tell all': here to make friends podcast | false |
Former 'doctor who' star colin baker hints the 14th doctor will be black | false |
Meryl streep and mark ruffalo sitting in a tree ... | false |
I used to be good friends with my bartender but now our relationship is on the rocks | true |
The history of tina fey and amy poehler’s best friendship | false |
What was ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph? sure you can! | true |
Dexpramipexole: lou gehrig's disease drug fails in trial | false |
My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it. | true |
United airlines: protecting the company instead of its customers | false |
Gps guide: rob white's tips for greater happiness | false |
I'm guessing that most people who claim to count calories are really bad at math. | true |
Some days you're just really stupid. 365 to be exact. | true |
Jimmy kimmel, justin beiber and the burger king walk into a boxing mach... | true |
Kareem abdul-jabbar: what it means to be black during a trump administration | false |
One hundred metres to the bus stop by willy makit illustrated by betty wont | true |
China's red beach is the craziest looking 'beach' in the world | false |
Congress to discuss war stuff after spring break in cabo | false |
Your moms ass is like sensitive data... ...you gotta back dat shit up! | true |
Two parallel lines match on tinder but they never meet. | true |
A painful problem: the importance of mitigating pain and stress for better sleep | false |
Why did dr.pepper blush? he received a sunkist from his crush | true |
South africa pushes forward on plans to legalize rhino horn trade | false |
Is it safe to exercise in cold weather? | false |
How to be a survivor: flu season 2014-15 | false |
How rihanna is making 'single' cool again for black women | false |
Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is. | true |
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer . | true |
Over-exercising or simply burned out: the seven serious signs | false |
Why didn't they just call the selfie stick a narcissistick? | true |
Some syrian refugees struggle with new life in sweden | false |
Heart attack risk is 5 times higher right after an angry outburst, study finds | false |
What do romeo and juliet have in common with melons? they both cantaloupe. | true |
Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay? because then they'd be bagels. | true |
Apparently, occupants aren't 8 legged pants for octopi | true |
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