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Did you see the fantastic four? human torch played by uncle ruckus. | true |
A how the grinch stole christmas! menu and party plan | false |
What are a redneck's last words? hey, guys, look what i can do! | true |
Healthcare costs driven by high device, drug prices: researchers | false |
British lawmaker’s killing highlights dangers of far-right nationalism | false |
Where can you buy freshly cut meats and cheeses while a british woman sings to you adele-i | true |
If scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, i guarantee i'd choke to death swallowing it. | true |
7 weekend diy ideas to rejuvenate your outdoor space in just 2 days (photos) | false |
Baz luhrmann hip-hop drama gets netflix series order | false |
3 women tell the kinds of abortion stories we never hear | false |
How to avoid burnout by frequently rewarding yourself | false |
Welcome to woodworking club, please make a seat. | true |
I think all crime scenes should be photographed on instagram. | true |
Divorced couples have two chromosomes. ex and why. | true |
6.8 billion people in the world and i just had to make my own sandwich. | true |
Why do women have legs? have you seen the mess a snail makes? | true |
*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying last naked guy for 75 miles | true |
The marines are a department of the navy... the men's department | true |
The best fall food, a huffpost deathmatch (vote) | false |
I burnt 1200 calories today! i forgot to take the pizza out of the oven. | true |
Dvd player in tesla raises questions in autopilot death | false |
Celebrities make hilarious use of twitter’s new 280-character limit | false |
You can eat all the curry you want... freddie is eating more curry! sorry | true |
You are who you are when no one is looking | false |
Suicide bomber kills dozens outside voter registration center in kabul | false |
My spirit guide told me to scale the shelves at cosco and build a nest with toilet paper | true |
What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? my watch hasn't got a strap on. | true |
During the debate, these two did the unthinkable and united the country | false |
Stephen king talks and damon lindelof on their shows | false |
Why won't the alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? because he doesn't know the time of day. | true |
Imf head christine lagarde warns monetary policy alone will not fix struggling economies | false |
Princess charlene just wore the ultimate fancy pants | false |
Dove reminds young girls they don't need to change a thing to feel beautiful | false |
He was in a pub when he proposed. it was very romantic he got up on one knee. | true |
Me: this is a nice, quiet neighborhood. real estate agent: this is a cemetery. me: i'll take it. | true |
Creating an inner coach that supports resilience and self-confidence | false |
Duke students refuse to read 'fun home' over gay themes, nudity | false |
I enjoy hitting my kids with my belt. i also never take my belt off. | true |
I can't get out of my sweat pants: an essay on depression | false |
When all the world’s a war... and all the men and women are merely soldiers | false |
Who ships kate winslet and leonardo dicaprio the most? not titanic | true |
3 ways to kick back this holiday to surge ahead | false |
I just removed all my german friends from my phone now i have a hans-free device | true |
My grandfather was a fantastic fisherman... they used to call him the master-baiter. | true |
Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists. | true |
I scream, you scream- fine, i'll put down the flare gun and let the hostages go. | true |
Why was the trebuchet so rude? it was an offensive siege weapon! | true |
Prada: older models on the runway would require 'courage' | false |
Michelle obama's inauguration 2013 outfit: thom browne & j. crew! (photos) | false |
I like my woman like my espresso; bitter, exhilarating, and some sort of italian i guess. | true |
Did you hear about the math teacher who forgot his lunch money? he buynomeal | true |
Justice department set to free 6,000 prisoners, largest one-time release | false |
What's the shortest tom cruise joke? he walks into a bra. | true |
Gop sen. bob corker: trump hasn't demonstrated 'stability' or 'competence' | false |
Death threats on abortion providers spike in wake of planned parenthood videos | false |
Why do people insist d&d players are squares? i mean, they party all the time! | true |
What did saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? titan up! | true |
Just a reminder that women dominate pop music, but still rarely produce it | false |
First openly bisexual governor kate brown sounds off on equality under trump | false |
What book does a gay horse read? 50 shades of haaaaaaayyy. | true |
Now imagine how close together the presidents' bodies are, under their mount rushmore heads. | true |
How to train your brain for your next marathon | false |
What's a mixed feeling? when you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. | true |
This asian girl anthem is for 'brash yellow girls' everywhere | false |
Guilty pleasure diet: the one junk food you can't give up | false |
Jennifer lopez beauty evolution: from curly-haired fly girl to bronzed pop star (photos) | false |
Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar free spirits was a bit misleading. lesson learned. | true |
I just responded to a text message with: i can't hear you, you're breaking up | true |
We can't hire you. we're trying to get more diverse me: but i'm hispanic me: aw man | true |
Top divorce lawyer has no prenup, blames donald trump for trend | false |
What do you call a tire named after ferris bueller? a ferris wheel. | true |
Donald trump addresses important american issue, his hair | false |
The nra doesn't care about my kids (or yours) | false |
I used to own a car that never seemed to run properly. it was a brokeswagen. | true |
My buddy is awesome at grilling steaks. they are all very well done | true |
What does a chef say after he prays before a meal? lett-uce eat!!!! | true |
Want to hear the new word i just created? plagiarism! | true |
There are 10 types of people in this world. those of us who understand binary and everyone else. | true |
The making of them: tv documentary review (belated) | false |
19 times zendaya's hair and makeup left us speechless | false |
What has two legs and screams... half a dog. | true |
Mitch mcconnell rules out 'lame duck' action on supreme court | false |
Fake youtube views cut by 2 billion as google audits record companies' video channels | false |
'big bang theory' apartment might be more realistic than you think (photo) | false |
What did the buffalo say when his child left for college? bison | true |
Cafemom's 200 most popular baby names of 2012 | false |
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? it felt like bacon. | true |
What did the a/c unit say when it suddenly turned on? sorry, i just needed to vent | true |
Whoever stole my copy of microsoft office, you will pay. you have my word. | true |
Jimmy fallon's getting a top-secret universal studios ride | false |
Looking back on two decades of helping gay men have kids | false |
Uzo aduba dishes on her 'epic night' with taylor swift | false |
What's red and fucks old ladies? me, in my lucky red jacket. | true |
Community buys car for man who bikes 14 miles to work every day | false |
Why did the two chicken crossed the road? because the hound wanted to eat both of them. | true |
Why did cinderella get kicked off the softball team? because she ran away from the ball! | true |
What do you call five mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? cinco. | true |
6 florida islands that are better (and usually cheaper!) than the caribbean | false |
I may be schizophrenic ... but at least i have each other. | true |
Cafe puts up joke sign offering liam neeson free food, and it works | false |
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