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What's grosser than gross? 2 eels screwing in a bucket of snot. | true |
Mr peg, my digital photography teacher, just passed away. rest in peace jay. | true |
Happy monday! people whose summer day was better than yours (photos) | false |
Libertarian candidate embraces his role as spoiler in pennsylvania election | false |
Legal experts urge doj to investigate orange county jailhouse snitch 'crisis' | false |
Shout out to all the aussies over here! want to hear a joke? :) tony abbott | true |
I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks. | true |
Fifth-grader nails whitney houston classic for talent show | false |
My irony detector is defective. it detects everything except irony. | true |
N.c. lawmakers pass bill aimed at resuming executions | false |
The tv's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. it's torr-turous. | true |
Why we can't give in to fear in the age of trump | false |
El niño brings extremely venomous sea snakes to california | false |
Boxer briefs digging my dick out of boxer briefs, is like clawing gum out of shag carpet. | true |
House democrats press doj to investigate if exxon broke the law with a climate change cover-up | false |
Sia, the chainsmokers and other stars support trans people in heartfelt video | false |
What dog is a cousin to the dalmatian? a spot-weiler! | true |
Xpost from /r/tellmeajoke tmaj that includes shotgun and paring knife | true |
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? woofleball | true |
Hubble's messier 9 globular cluster photo shows thousands of colorful stars (photo) | false |
Civil rights groups sue missouri, saying it's failing to automatically update voter records | false |
Myanmar is picking up the pieces after earthquake damaged ancient pagodas | false |
Obamas welcome chinese president and his wife at state dinner | false |
Why the discovery of the milky way's 'dark twin' is such a big deal | false |
Haven't they suffered enough: sylvia rivera and lgbtq homeless youth | false |
The reward for a job well done is more work. | true |
How one couple turned an epic fight into fuel for love | false |
So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods. | true |
Why you'll never see me dressed up in princess gear at disney world | false |
What kind of file makes a 1 inch hole into a 3 inch hole? a pedophile | true |
What's better than roses on my piano? tulips on my organ! | true |
The most breathtaking photos from around the world this week | false |
Trump's muslim ban is still all about muslims | false |
Anti-semitic trolls threaten to take twitter down with them | false |
One month, six pieces of clothing: taking on the six-item challenge | false |
Truck driver playing 'pokemon go' kills pedestrian in japan, police say | false |
Mary had a little lamb, until she learned about lamb chops. | true |
Cruz likely to block trump on a second ballot at gop convention | false |
Twitter users school infowars editor over claim that 'orwell rolls in his grave' at antifa | false |
17 surprising things you can put in the dishwasher | false |
Drone drops drugs into prison yard, sparks a fight | false |
Obama christmas 2012: president & family head to hawaii for the holidays (photos) | false |
Donald trump finally explains why he doesn't apologize | false |
13 heartwarming photos of olympians celebrating with their kids | false |
Paying for college: schools pledge to disclose more on education costs | false |
Men are like bank accounts. without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. | true |
Anyone have any jokes about rats? need some good ones! | true |
Just got a blow job in the elevator. it was a pleasure on many levels | true |
Me: screw you, tuesday! tuesday: i have a boyfriend. | true |
5 things men should know about buying lingerie, according to victoria's secret models | false |
How do you catch a swedish fish? with a gummy worm as bait | true |
Can you tell me a joke existential in nature? | true |
Are you a homeless horse? because you look unstable. | true |
What di you call a snowman in may? a puddle! | true |
'great gatsby' wedding inspiration from vera wang (photos) | false |
'fantastic beasts and where to find them' bewitches at the box office with $75 million debut | false |
Press three for spanish, and press fo for ebonics | true |
Robert fryer raped girlfriend naomi hampson as she slept, took photos | false |
What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? a roamin' catholic. | true |
I only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food. | true |
What's the difference between an old joke and a new one? nothing. we're on reddit | true |
Report: obama's '08 campaign manager urges hillary to start running | false |
Obama calls putin obama: hey! what are you going to have for thanksgiving dinner? putin: turkey | true |
What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? maddie mccan | true |
Rudy giuliani: bill de blasio should apologize to nypd | false |
Claire danes' sag awards dress 2014 is a dark change of pace (photos) | false |
Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do it's just that most people don't have thyme. | true |
Me? racist? no way! racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. | true |
*cute bartender gives me back my credit card* no it's cool, you keep it | true |
I'm no architect, but i don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll. | true |
Diy ideas: how we reupholstered chairs, the (relatively) easy way (photos) | false |
Taylor swift adds julia roberts and joan baez to her squad | false |
Why do hippies like corduroy? because the material is so groovy. | true |
My brother was born backwards... his nose runs and his feet smell. | true |
A prayer to end child poverty in our time | false |
Prince performs heartwarming tribute to late protégé vanity | false |
Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations. | true |
Frank perdue: all in the name of charity | false |
So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go pro? | true |
If i put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener will it come out sharp or shredded? | true |
Got a tan this weekend. might exchange it for a turquoise. | true |
How do you break concrete in doctor who? with a captain jackhammer. | true |
7 moments that prove the airport is heaven for kids, hell for parents | false |
Get excited, walter white fans, a 'breaking bad' exhibit is open in nyc | false |
If russia attacked turkey from behind... ...would greece help? | true |
Q. what do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? a. limp biskit | true |
After brexit, germany’s young politicians call on youth to become more politically engaged | false |
Crouch down and lean forward. that's how i roll. | true |
How salt water really affects your hair & what to do about it | false |
So a prisoner took his own mug shot... he called it his cellfie. | true |
There are two types of people in this world. those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.... .. | true |
Louie gohmert wants ‘national border control day’ celebrated on cesar chavez’s birthday | false |
Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? it was a riot. | true |
South korea to hold presidential election in may to replace impeached leader park geun-hye | false |
Your girl's legs are like mcdonalds breakfast....... open 24/7 edit: replaced pants with legs | true |
Bumper sticker: we got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic... | true |
Jake arrieta pitches no-hitter for cubs in 2-0 win over dodgers | false |
Are the rio games showing brazil as an emerging power? | false |
Homes for sale by price: what $1 million gets you in cities across america (photos) | false |
Kendall jenner's nearly nude calvin klein ad looks really familiar | false |
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