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Found my first grey pubic hair last night. just a shame it was in a kebab. | true |
Knock knock. who's there? it's amy. amy who? it's amy, mario! | true |
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? a bad mood! | true |
What does an orphan get for christmas? really lonely. | true |
What's the difference between a gorrila pit and mordor? one does not simply walk into mordor | true |
A man walks into a shebeen: a sunday in soweto | false |
New york's stonewall inn becomes national monument to lgbt rights | false |
Divorce questions: how is college tuition divided among exes? | false |
How did popeye keep his tool clean? nsfw he dipped it in olive oyl | true |
Read this if you want to be fearless but don’t know how | false |
Why is dr. frankenstein never lonely? he's good at making friends. | true |
The rhythm of the business dance: 6 essential steps of pattern recognition | false |
Cameron esposito, lesbian comedian, discusses 'late late show' appearance | false |
Protestant clergy rarely preach about mental illness, survey finds | false |
The 'mind diet' could protect you from alzheimer's and age-related cognitive decline | false |
Why did the condom leave so quickly? because it got pissed off. | true |
Met opera: damrau and camarena turn 'la sonnambula' into a dream | false |
Ever have sex while camping? it's fucking intents | true |
This amazing video is taking voguing out of the club and into the streets | false |
Trump lashes out after liberal billionaire funds scathing impeachment ads | false |
Why does the indian rain dance always work? becuase they keep dancing until it works. | true |
Report: abramson paid less than men for decades at the times | false |
Bikini sari makes modest swimwear totally fabulous (photos) | false |
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up as a choirboy | true |
What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor? reptiles. | true |
Gay men are caught between happiness and social norms in this short film | false |
Education secretary arne duncan to step down in december | false |
Britain signals move towards air strikes in syria | false |
Losing and finding my mother after her stroke | false |
I'm going to compete in a marathon dressed as michael jackson. i'm not sure which race yet. | true |
What's a cokeheads favorite tv show? whose line is it anyway | true |
Finally, it turns out it wasn't a murder on 'how to get away with murder' | false |
I've given up sexual innuendo for lent... so far it's been pretty hard. | true |
I just made a scathing video mocking the amish i can't wait till they see it | true |
New year's eve never lives up to expectations... so you should just wear pants and flats | false |
Melting ice sheets changing the way the earth wobbles on its axis, says nasa | false |
Low marriage rates caused by unwritten social rules? | false |
What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? a pilot, you fucking racist. | true |
Request: jokes about tall people i'm 6'6 and i need some jokes for the pub. | true |
Recycler's remorse crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing. | true |
How do you know your house had chicken pox? it has shingles. | true |
What do you call a baby deer's droppings? fawndoo! nailed it. | true |
Johnny depp watching his dog apology video is so ruff | false |
What's another word for knowing that you're right? woman | true |
Winning recipes for the party dip bowl (photos) | false |
Adele wore '3 or 4 pairs of spanx' at the 2012 grammys (video, photos) | false |
How 8 gay families are celebrating father's day this year | false |
My friend said i should move to alaska... ..he said it's pretty cool there. | true |
How long is a chinese name that isn't a question | true |
My mum must be such a bitch. just found out she left us before i was born. | true |
I was never good at french in school. just remembering how to say bread is le pain. | true |
Why are most blacks catholic? if they were jewish their dicks couldn't live in the hood. | true |
Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to santa? | true |
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? the period: it marks the end of his sentence. | true |
I'm so glad i'm old enough to know what's bad for me and young enough to do it. | true |
I don't really like coffee it's just not my cup of tea | true |
When a regular gift won't cut it, try giving an experience | false |
Pacifiers may pose obstacle to boys' emotional development, study says | false |
I have awful jet lag the wifi on this airliner is just terrible | true |
Sleeping too little or too much may be bad for your health | false |
Why are isis fighters afraid to join the tea party? they're afraid they'll be audited by the irs. | true |
I haven't accomplished much but i will harshly judge the hard work of others -critics | true |
My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. she manually retweets everything i say... to my wife! | true |
Why did the ebola patient cross the road? trick question. there are no roads in africa. | true |
I posed nude for an artist once. *selfie stick | true |
'the big pug theory' is destined to be the next sitcom hit | false |
Gwyneth paltrow shines in mermaid dress at environmental media awards | false |
My mate sid had his id stolen. so now i just call him s | true |
Matt damon thinks jason bourne would definitely 'kick the s**t out of batman' | false |
I like my women how i like my bread extra yeasty | true |
I like my coffee like i make my women. hot, and bitter. | true |
Jeb bush raised $100 million, but now he's mad about citizens united | false |
Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change? his hedge fund. | true |
Elizabeth warren leads lawmaker push to defend consumer protection watchdog in court | false |
What do authors do when they are being chased? they make like dr. jekyll and hyde! | true |
What material do african blacksmiths use the most? steel. | true |
People that say god never gives you more than you can handle never met my ex-girlfriend. | true |
Living, breathing history and morality through design at greenbuild 2014 | false |
Ugh, i hate social media. (please validate this opinion via social media) | true |
Firefighters gaining ground against california's deadliest ever blazes | false |
Mc stands for both medical certificate and mic controller and they both give you license to ill | true |
My teeth are so crooked they should run for office. | true |
Baby's first knock knock joke knock knock who's there? haha! you're never going to get this one! | true |
Two radio antennas got married.. the wedding was okay,but the reception was great. | true |
Jailed saudi blogger raif badawi honored by pen canada | false |
These 8 asian american movement stories from the past year show us the way forward | false |
What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? the sturgeon general | true |
You say kiss ass, i say rim job enthusiast. | true |
What is a teenage girl's best friend? passive-aggression | true |
Battle of the billionaires shapes this year's midterm elections | false |
If anyone deserves to be this happy, it's scratchy the pit bull | false |
Instyle newsstand sales soar for crucial march issue | false |
Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? because he's the fire starter. | true |
What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool? your girlfriend. | true |
A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, all hands lost. | true |
Don't be scared, it's just your immune system | false |
Damn girl are you a smoke detector? because you're super annoying and won't shut up | true |
Kerry robinson: the church deserves women in leadership | false |
'mom, i'm gay, own a porn company, and am in a polyamorous relationship' (video) | false |
Who is the most musical canadian heroine? laura c-chord. | true |
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