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I don't plan on moving to california anymore. everything is known to cause cancer in there. | true |
Why are haunted houses so noisy in april? that's when the ghosts do their spring screaming! | true |
Greek yogurt food invasion continues as product is added to cream cheese, hummus and more | false |
What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? albert einstein's dick. | true |
What can a 3-year-old teach you about getting a new job? | false |
More than brick and mortar and country club houses | false |
Irina shayk almost bares too much cleavage at uefa event (photos) | false |
Gawker is said to retool as politics site | false |
Why wouldn't the dog attend the veterans day parade? there were too many vets. | true |
Male pundits to hillary clinton: quiet down and smile more | false |
Teacher: name five things that contain milk. pupil: butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows! | true |
Candace cameron bure shares adorable snap of kimmy, dj and stephanie on set of 'fuller house' | false |
Naked man wearing ronald reagan mask, sock caught prowling outside home | false |
Where do people keep their gay porn? on a hard drive. | true |
Lindsay lohan selling her own clothes for cash? | false |
10 things to immediately do if you want your small business to survive hurricane harvey floods | false |
What is 6.9? great sex interrupted by a period. | true |
So i burnt my hawaiian pizza last night... i should've put it on aloha temperature. | true |
Scatter my ashes at bergdorf's: review from a midwest perch | false |
Iraqis accuse blackwater of killings in u.s. court | false |
'twin peaks' revival is back on, david lynch announces (again) | false |
Girl: ah coo!! man: bless you. girl: ah coo!! man: squared | true |
Just saw a christmas tree drive by with a smart car strapped to the bottom of it. | true |
Scarlett dennis, 7th grader, supports gay marriage in awesome animated video | false |
Why do cows have bells? because their horns don't work. | true |
I used to be afraid of gardening... ...but then i decided to grow a pear. | true |
Drop in opioid prescriptions great news for 2024 but terrifying for the crisis today | false |
Saks, lord & taylor hit by payment card data breach | false |
The democrat responding to trump's big speech has a warning for the president | false |
You won't believe the tremendous programming planned for trump tv | false |
Thanks for putting out mom! ~ everyone. happy mother's day! | true |
What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... antique garden tools. | true |
10 must have products for spring green cleaning | false |
Kelly cutrone says russell simmons tried to rape her in 1991 | false |
Huffpollster: shy trump voters aren’t likely to swing the race | false |
Only lin-manuel miranda could turn trump's tweets into something we want to pay attention to | false |
Nba player says alton sterling was 'not a guy who would use violence' | false |
The difference between fiction and reality? fiction has to make sense. | true |
Should we be guilt-tripping the public about their health? | false |
I'm not into phone sex, the cord always gets stuck in my ass. | true |
Wife: what's the harlem shake? me: i don't know, i think they sell them at burger king? | true |
Top 10 places to go after you graduate (photos) | false |
A donald trump presidency would be dangerous for the world: un rights chief | false |
Why did i need to bring a shovel on my first date? clearly the chloroform wasn't enough. | true |
What's grey but turns red ? an embarrassed elephant ! | true |
Racing against a rare disease one ride at a time | false |
Me on the phone: i'm going to work from home today. my boss: i heard those air quotes. | true |
Knock knock who's there? dunno, but i do know its not michael brown | true |
Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... it's also terrible | true |
How all parents can find a place in the 'i support you' movement | false |
What do you call a dad joke in jamaica? dreadful. | true |
What's the difference between an arts student and a table? a table can support itself | true |
Rupaul and ellen judge a hilariously extreme lip sync competition | false |
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called the fission chips. | true |
I joined a 12 step program for people who talk too much. its called onandonanon | true |
Look what happens when moms choose their daughters' hairstyles | false |
Polaroid launches a new app, and it's not what you'd expect | false |
I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk for keeping me off the street. | true |
How to prevent an unhealthy 'second-act'... marriage ii pointers | false |
How one kind woman surprised a mom during her son with autism's meltdown | false |
Former norway pm detained at dulles airport over 2014 iran visit | false |
'downton abbey' recap, season 4, episode 3: gillingham is the suitor lady mary never dreamed of | false |
Your hotboxing days are numbered: a pot breathalyzer is in the works | false |
Avery's bucket list: parents' website for infant with spinal muscular atrophy goes viral | false |
2 blondes walk into a bank you'd have thought one of them would have seen it | true |
Sanders takes wife on best date ever to see 'hamilton' | false |
I've been winning egg hunts since before i was even born. | true |
What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school? submitting a stool sample. | true |
The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating | true |
Judge approves caitlyn jenner's name and gender change | false |
Beyoncé posted pics of her night out, and of course got mom shamed | false |
I have a talent for only attracting people i have no interest in dating. | true |
How to talk to your kids about their online life | false |
I hoped to be a mortgage some day... but it looks like i'm forever a loan. | true |
Nazis would love heather bresch because she is killing off the genetically impure | true |
Alex rodriguez becomes a dad in front of the world | false |
Donald trump is not the first president to send someone a check | false |
After winning the world series, the city of chicago is rioting so nothing seems to have changed. | true |
Top mexican journalist says bosses tried to suppress story | false |
Why did the band geek ask the football star for tips? because he's a waiter. (lol) | true |
'the hungry games: catching fur' is just like 'the hunger games,' but funny | false |
A tree fell on a family's house and killed everybody. it was rootless. | true |
These 'food scans' will make you see vegetables in a whole new way | false |
What's the opposite of a gay bar? an allahu akbar. | true |
Women and their bodies: what nobody tells us | false |
Are they shutting twitter down anytime soon? i need to do life stuff. | true |
10 clear furnishings that practically disappear in a room (photos) | false |
What does snoop dogg keep in his backyard? his garden hoes. | true |
Fidel castro thanks cubans, slams obama on 90th birthday | false |
Forget driverless cars. flying vehicles are almost here | false |
Wildfires engulf spain & portugal, killing at least 30 | false |
The magical moment when a toddler first feels the rain | false |
Sources say amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services. | true |
What do you call an edited series of milf videos? a momtage | true |
You had a life. it was this long. here's a rock. - tombstones | true |
My dishwasher broke down and stopped working so i remarried | true |
The best macaroni and cheese ever (it ain't from a box) | false |
Hat hairstyles: jordan of ramshackle glam shows us 5 looks | false |
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? only if they have a very frank relationship! | true |
How to stop feeling like a fraud and start becoming confident in your own skin | false |
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