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Woman's daring escape from alleged intruder caught on camera	false
Why doesn't san antonio have a pro football team? because then dallas would want one too.	true
What do you call the bear who loves philosophy? winnie the philosopooh	true
As democratic leaders seek bipartisan obamacare fix, progressives elevate single payer	false
Doctor burnout: medscape survey shows which specialties suffer highest rates of burnout	false
Love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably s**t	true
How does voldemort seal his mail? with his parceltongue. (...i'll see myself out)	true
Table talk: when a presidential candidate is accused of bullying	false
Even doj lawyers admit trump's voter fraud panel got off to a rocky start	false
1 in 4 americans think we'll colonize mars before we see ceo gender parity	false
What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor? ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?	true
Dying st. bernard plays in snow one last time, has the time of her life	false
Knock knock who's there ! alaska ! alaska who ? alaska my mummy !	true
Watch: lgbt seniors offer incredible advice and perspetcive about being queer	false
Dating: when to call and when to text	false
The best photos from a quarter century of condé nast traveler (photos)	false
Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window? he was a cereal defenestrator.	true
9 out of 10 chinese doctor have cataracts... the 10th drives a rincoln	true
Why arent there many jewish gardeners? because money doesnt grow on trees	true
Wait till you see how this brooklyn jewelry store owner fights off robbers	false
What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? the supreme reader.	true
My black friend got offended when i told him a racist joke i told him to lighten up	true
When is it alright to spit in a muslims face it never is	true
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.	true
I don't love being single but i do love being happy.	true
People who think only god can judge them have obviously never met my mother-in-law.	true
What did the white crayon say to the black crayon? we make a gray team!	true
What do you call a mexican knockoff burger restaurant? carlos jr.	true
Needing to loose some weight this year isn't your biggest problem, my friend.	true
Don't let your inner child die! could be a slogan for an anti abortion campaign.	true
Pantone honey gold #15-1142 and the fashion and beauty trends that match (photos)	false
A friend of mine died from a sore throat... ... they hung him!	true
Why would someone name a dog pistachio? because they're nuts	true
Minnesota lynx capture third wnba title in five years	false
These indian village quilts channel the great modern masters	false
Have you heard about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself!	true
Democratic senator urges business elites to get more involved in politics	false
The tricky truth about saying no to our kids	false
Amber rose, wiz khalifa engaged: model says she thinks about her wedding 'constantly'	false
San francisco's transit agency promises no immigration raids	false
Gop to launch new assault on obamacare, planned parenthood	false
Dakota fanning's dramatic september cover is brought to you by karl lagerfeld (photo)	false
House democrats delay vote on nancy pelosi's leadership role	false
Routine hiv screening backed by u.s. preventive services task force	false
I only discriminate against people who discriminate. i'm basically the dexter of discrimination.	true
A boston marathon runner was asked about his experience. he said it was a blast.	true
If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly.	true
I hear superman is a very overprotective parent. his kids are under constant super-vision.	true
I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidently going to work fully clothed.	true
Knock knock who's there ! castro ! castro who ? castro bread upon the waters !	true
Carry that weight: the revival of feminist performance art	false
Alec baldwin reveals the secret to a perfect donald trump impression	false
Detour to chernobyl: adventures in mongol rally land, episode ii	false
What do you call a woman flying a plane? a pilot, you sexist!	true
I'm my own worst enemy, but there are literally hundreds of people tied for second place.	true
Three-hour gunfight in mexico one of the bloodiest in a decade	false
Here's what brad goreski wants to see these oscar nominees wearing	false
Gross. now i can't eat salmonilla without thinking about eggs.	true
From steve mcqueen and david beckham to the streets of los angeles, british iron endures	false
I like my jokes how i like my babies. stolen and beaten to death.	true
How chuck schumer accidentally built the wall street reform caucus	false
Teen texting and driving dips with state laws	false
Argument between grandmas ends in shootout at texas walmart, cops say	false
Christina hendricks' emmys 2012 dress looks awfully familiar... (photos)	false
White, teen boy interrogates his own privilege in passionate poem	false
If scientists weren't so busy advancing yogurt technology, we'd have flying cars by now.	true
Adolf hitler really did have only one testicle, say medical records	false
Hey, hey...calm down please. stop crying. i think all babies are ugly, not just yours.	true
I lost weight: jennifer andersen took up tennis and lost nearly 160 pounds	false
'bachelor in paradise' star vinny ventiera discusses filming after scandal	false
Did you read the novel about the us drug epidemic? the heroin gets abused.	true
14 religious moments that give us hope as 2014 draws to a close	false
Afghans haunted by u.s. strikes on msf hospital want the truth, not money and apologies	false
Applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist	true
What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee? you stumped me!	true
Honey, i think i lost weight! get on the scale, i bet you'll find it.	true
Sarah palin sends very mushy thank-you note to new bff adele	false
Carly rae jepsen opens up about the trials of fame and surviving the paparazzi	false
Why don't middle eastern dogs bite as often? because they muslim.	true
What is the most religious insect ? a mosque-ito !	true
I'm tired of people dissin arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... they make slurpees too.	true
Some people think stalking is wrong... i call those people cops	true
Tyranny of the majority: why it's ok not to be ok with israel's new government	false
Some of donald trump's strongest defenders are now criticizing him	false
What is perhaps the most powerful word in the english language?	false
Do robots have sisters ? no just transistors !	true
Mistake: writing songs as an anger management tool during divorce	false
Look: ethereal 'slurpee' waves roll onto frigid nantucket beach	false
Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear? to hide his booty.	true
Black female judge judge remembered as a defender of queer rights	false
Hey, i'm a girl. i ignore nice guys, chase douche bags, and then complain about it	true
What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? you can't tuna fish!!!	true
I like my slaves like i like my coffee. free	true
Voting underway in myanmar's first free election in 25 years	false
Girlfriend my girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. i said, 'alright, fatty.'	true
Why didn't anyone care about the circus? because it was irr-elephant	true
Trump's labor law enforcer freezes worker-friendly reforms made under obama	false
Another wave of bomb threats hits jewish community centers, schools	false
Kentucky governor calls kim davis an inspiration 'to the children of america'	false
New york fashion week fall 2012: backstage beauty at alexander wang	false

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