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How did charlie sheen get hiv? by injecting tiger blood | true |
The 5 best national parks in the world | false |
How do ya get a fag to fuck a woman? shit in her pussy | true |
What does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat | true |
Congress backs arlington burial honor for female pilots | false |
How do chinese parents pick a name for their child? throw an aluminum pan down the stairs. | true |
No, bruce jenner is not having a 'midlife crisis' | false |
Confused about what to eat? 8 strategies for healthy eating and weight loss | false |
West africa: travels in the lands of mosques and mangoes | false |
Senior official suggests trump not tied to two-state solution | false |
Algebron james is the best mathlete in the league | true |
Doris thompson, 82-year-old career criminal, arrested again for burglary | false |
Diabetes, memory loss warnings added to popular statin drugs | false |
Latest jobs report should remind us how terrible things were 8 years ago | false |
Feds escalate charges against edgar welch, alleged 'pizzagate' shooter | false |
Obama urges senate to confirm loretta lynch as attorney general 'without delay' | false |
Was it our sex life that made you cheat? | false |
You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. people who watch football know about them. | true |
The approximate parent: author michael simon discusses his new book on parenting teenagers | false |
Plukka ring and vintage bag: in the stylelist network | false |
Obamas welcome adorable trick-or-treaters to the white house | false |
Attackers on motorcyle throw explosive at french embassy in athens | false |
Why can't matthew mcconaughey make a left turn? because he's *alright alright alright*. | true |
Son, there's no need for a paternity test. i knew you were mine when you came prematurely. | true |
Like many robbery victims, kim kardashian west is traumatized | false |
How did the gay wizard dissappear? he went with a poof! | true |
Egyptian death sentence for soccer fans puts president's iron grip to the test | false |
This humid weather reminds me of new york in the 80's muggy. | true |
Kyrie irving: 'either we're going to be really, really good or we're going to suck' | false |
Don't think outside the box; think outside the universe | false |
Texas reports first probable local zika transmission this year | false |
What do you call a lesbian platypus? a lickalotapus | true |
How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn? (/party)a buck-an-ear! | true |
I'm not flirting. i'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive. | true |
Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep? because deep down they're good people. | true |
My can of whoop ass seems to have expired. | true |
Ted cruz claims the other guys are the ones getting 'nasty' | false |
The best canned chili: our taste test reveals there's only one worth trying | false |
California just took a bold stand against islamophobia | false |
How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you? try to get a long well. | true |
I experimented a lot in college. (i was a chemistry major.) | true |
John cornyn blocks judges from getting confirmed because he's mad about other judges he confirmed | false |
I am giving up eating red meats. i'm going cold turkey. | true |
What do you call a ethiopian with gonorrhoea? a quarter pounder with cheese. | true |
Why couldn't the american leave russia? he was snowden | true |
'we can't stop smiling': james corden and wife julia carey welcome baby girl | false |
How do you say virgin in german? goodentite | true |
Holding insurance companies accountable for high premium increases | false |
Rupaul offers the best defense to transphobia and bigotry | false |
Paula abdul and james corden perform hilarious remake of 'opposites attract' | false |
Top 5 ways to save money during your divorce | false |
Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital? he was asalted | true |
Faye dunaway's style evolution: from berets to blazers, the star knows menswear (photos) | false |
Students rejoice after brigham young university begins selling caffeinated soda | false |
Caption the artwork: sandro botticelli's 'portrait of a youth with a medal' (photo) | false |
Kehinde wiley on 'economy of grace,' his first exhibition featuring women (photos) | false |
Sandra holmbom, makeup artist, creates amazing optical illusion lip art (photos, video) | false |
Bet you can't spot all the nude models in these nsfw landscapes | false |
Toxic masculinity and the unsurprising 'body-slamming' of a reporter | false |
Sign language is a very handy skill or so i hear. | true |
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? i'll post the answer in the comments. | true |
Did the national archives give the cia permission to destroy evidence? | false |
The human body is 90% water, so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety. | true |
Official adrian peterson joke thread submit your best ap jokes and get upvotes. easy enough, eh? | true |
Pope sends vatican investigator to meet controversial chilean bishop's accusers | false |
I'll never feel more drunk than i do walking down a broken escalator sober. | true |
What's the most important part of a terrorist joke? the execution. ( ) | true |
This plunging blue number is amy schumer's best look ever | false |
If you like drunk girls in really high heels, you may also be attracted to newborn ponies. | true |
I eliminated dairy for a month — and it wasn't the magic fix i thought it would be | false |
Whats the #1 crime associated with cell phones? battery | true |
When is the right time to outsource your marketing? | false |
What happens if you steal in afghanistan? you get talibanned | true |
How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? with a pencil... | true |
How american intelligence works in the 21st century | false |
The masochist begged the sadist, beat me, beat me!! the sadist said, no | true |
Where do you put dead typists? in the `! | true |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? he sipped his coffee before it was cool. | true |
A vinter had twin ginger daughters. he named the first rosay and the second rose bee. | true |
Don't let that ninja film go to your head again. *roundhouse kicks the light switch on* i won't | true |
Jane fonda and shailene woodley to serve thanksgiving meals at standing rock | false |
A man's bread shop burnt down now his business is toast. | true |
Building a better economy is a shared task | false |
If life were a videogame, what would be the easiest difficulty setting? straight white male | true |
What i realized when i let my mom take over my online dating profile | false |
What's big, green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a pool table. | true |
Me: how dilated is she? nurse: 4 centimeters. me: this is america. nurse: 0.000198838 furlongs. | true |
I couldn't use my phone at the funeral it was a dead zone | true |
10 movies this child of the '80s wants her kids to learn from | false |
I think my wife came from ikea cause she came with extra parts that i didn't know about | true |
He who knows domestic abuse knows human folly | false |
Jennifer aniston, justin theroux match in rome (photo) | false |
Ocean's huge underwater waves explained by seafloor ridges (video) | false |
Amazing 'wheel of fortune' guess helps break show record | false |
Louis vuitton's red square trunk to be removed after uproar (photos) | false |
Did you hear about the organic chemical terrorist group? they call themselves al-dehydes. | true |
Why do intersecting lines hate each other? because they do nothing except making themselves cross. | true |
Homes for sale by price: what $215,000 gets you in cities across america (photos) | false |
Did you hear that robert plant got in a car wreck? now he's robert vegetable. | true |
Why my dog going gray is killing me | false |
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