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Jeffrey tambor still doesn't feel 'entitled' to play a trans woman | false |
I haven't talked to my wife for 18 months i don't like to interrupt her. | true |
Um, thanks? how to deal with unwanted advice | false |
How does the executioner like his coffee? decap | true |
Do not talk about molestation it's a touchy subject | true |
I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... now i get all the bitches. | true |
I thought of making a joke on apple but i can't afford it. | true |
What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? adobe. | true |
This is how i tell if someone is paying attention. you were not :d | true |
Judaism was very popular leading up to wwii it died down a little afterwards edit: it | true |
New gene therapy may help heart attack survivors | false |
Milky way's vast galactic plane shimmers in hypnotic new video | false |
6 july 4th tips for the best pulled pork sandwiches! plus, the perfect pulled pork recipe | false |
Well, the mechanic called. apparently, in addition to a muffler, my car also needs a new car. | true |
Art in aspen? looks an awful lot like wildlife exploitation | false |
The body is 70% water.. so cool, you're not fat you're just flooded.. | true |
Me and a north african girl spoke in her native language for hours... we just clicked | true |
What did the redditor do to a post? he reddited it. i'll leave. | true |
Bucket lists: huffpost divorce readers share their post-divorce life goals | false |
4 ways divorced parents can plan for their kids' college tuition | false |
Customer: why is this sandwich half eaten? waiter: i didn't have time to finish it. | true |
Martha stewart's modeling days, frank sinatra on arch digest & more instagrams of the week (photos) | false |
Thalia cassuto remembers when birth control became legal. she's fighting to keep it that way. | false |
I hope i get a watch for christmas! because there's no present like the time. | true |
Paul ryan says there will be no immigration reform under obama | false |
Customer: what is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? waiter: probably learning to read. | true |
Late 9/11 joke. my dad died during 9/11. he was driving a plane. | true |
Judge threw out a lawsuit against starbucks said the plaintiff had no grounds. | true |
Why is it easy to arrange for private yoga classes with a teacher? they are flexible. | true |
Why was the lettuce scared of the salad? cos. | true |
What's the difference between spit and swallow? a firm grip on the back of her head. | true |
Ferguson, the murder of michael brown, and the st. louis cardinals | false |
What do you call an aboriginal in a lamp? and abori-genie. | true |
What's black and white and red all over? mimes in a chainsaw fight. | true |
The 'shib sibs' talk asian representation, stereotypes and k-pop | false |
You either die ... hating justin bieber or you live long enough to see yourself become a fan | true |
What your yoga teacher really means: 'soften your front ribs' | false |
Maybe the federal reserve has been right about the u.s. economy all along | false |
I have conversational ninja skills... people don't notice when i'm talking. | true |
Who's on first? david. cool. -abbott and costello's first draft | true |
I hosted an orgy at a camp ground the other day... it was fucking in-tents | true |
Donald trump is killing it with white, working-class voters in the rust belt | false |
Tyra banks doesn’t have time for drake’s worst behavior in ‘child’s play’ video | false |
In this florida district, black students are punished far more harshly than white students | false |
What's the difference between a harley davidson and a vacuum cleaner? placement of the dirt bag. | true |
Death toll rises to 769 in hajj stampede | false |
What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs? an arms race. | true |
Antonio barbeau, nathan paape murder great-grandmother, get pizza: cops | false |
Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? he was skating before it was cool | true |
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas smell good in the oven | true |
How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch? he's the one with the clean finger. | true |
Here's what happens when you crush cap gun ammo with a hydraulic press | false |
Kellyanne conway blames 'haters' for criticism of trump's call to widow | false |
Food signals: why what we eat affects our cells | false |
Pope francis in egypt: a voice of reason | false |
What is the hungriest mineral that exists? apatite | true |
The bottom line: big turnout for little menhaden | false |
11 fitness instagram accounts you need in your life | false |
What do you call a man without shins? tony. (a joke created by a non-redditing friend) | true |
Life interrupted -- my experience at the jerusalem film festival | false |
Trans employee sues mcdonald's for 'extreme sexual harassment,' discrimination | false |
Me + + loud music = wildly dancing like no one ever imagined. | true |
The 10 best photos from the dept. of the interior's instagram | false |
The gop health care bill will doom millions of people struggling with addiction | false |
A tearful bobby brown talks about bobbi kristina's death on 'the real' | false |
Why are camouflage jokes always great? because you never see them coming. | true |
What did tennessee? the same thing that arkansas | true |
What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? a condescending con, descending. | true |
My therapist diagnosed me with oppositional defiant disorder but i told them they were wrong. | true |
How many americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, that's a mexican's job. | true |
Some christians are extremely unhappy about starbucks' new holiday cups | false |
5 men gang raped woman in new york park, police say | false |
What sound does a shotgun make? cobain cobain | true |
Jesus wasn't angry at the soldiers who crucifixed him he was just crossed. | true |
I just opened a shop called beatbox. we only sell boots n cats. | true |
For logic-based beings. !!... who's there? same as before. | true |
What did helen keller say when her dog died? | true |
*family meeting at noah's house* who wants us to do what by when? | true |
How much is a life-time supply of fast food? not much. | true |
Gas prices in u.s. are among lowest in world, report finds | false |
My ex-wife was a great housekeeper... she kept the house after the divorce. | true |
Marriage problems: real women share their relationship issues | false |
State of the union time, channels and more | false |
The high heel foot fracture: a real injury | false |
What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? a sentrypede. | true |
Donald trump won't fill out a march madness bracket on espn | false |
Why should you never stand behind elsa from frozen? you never know when she'll let it go. | true |
Buenos aires: a trip to the home of argentina's pope francis | false |
A look at the impact of 'the heat' on women in comedy | false |
Did you hear about the race between the two decapitated heads? i heard they were neck and neck | true |
Before i proposed to my gf i asked her father but he was already married. | true |
If i'm ever on life support, unplug me... then plug me back in. see if that works. | true |
Nato launches mission in the aegean sea to end smuggling of migrants, refugees | false |
Axl rose has something to say about that vocal range chart | false |
Did you know sasha grey retired? it's fine though, at least she went out with a bang! | true |
What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? brenda. | true |
Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease. | true |
Knock knock who's there? allah. allah who? allah who akbar! | true |
I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; feefiphobia. | true |
Jamie shupak and brian stelter show off their diy home in new york city (photos) | false |
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